Jail's Cell

[Jailhouse]

So this is my new cell?

New inmate.

Name: "Jailhouse"
Crime: pwnz0ring b1tchez
Sentence: Discretion of the warden

 

[peachheart]

Evening everyone

 

[Jail]

New inmate.

Name: "Jailhouse"
Crime: pwnz0ring b1tchez
Sentence: Discretion of the warden

*gasps* Hi, honey, I'm home!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

Evening everyone

hi (((((((((((((((((((((peach))))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[ccnyman]

Evening everyone

Good evening, peach. How are you this evening?

 

[Jailhouse]

*gasps* Hi, honey, I'm home!!!!!!!!!!

Hey there Jail! Nice thread you got going on here.

/Hard for me to do anything that could compete with Peach arriving, so I'm not gonna try. Damn, my timing.

 

[Jail]

Hey there Jail! Nice thread you got going on here.

/Hard for me to do anything that could compete with Peach arriving, so I'm not gonna try. Damn, my timing.

Peach just comes and goes, dear. compete with what?

 

[Jailhouse]

Peach just comes and goes, dear. compete with what?

Nothing, dear. I'm an attention whore. Everyone knows that. Everything's a competition with me.

 

[Jail]

Nothing, dear. I'm an attention whore. Everyone knows that. Everything's a competition with me.

well, maybe, but you're the only one I'm Lit married to


I've only got one bunk left. You interested?

 

[Jailhouse]

I've only got one bunk left. You interested?

Depends. Is my cellmate going to try to fuck me? Because if the answer is yes, then I'm in.

 

[Jail]

Depends. Is my cellmate going to try to fuck me? Because if the answer is yes, then I'm in.

mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe

it is a small bunk though, and it's the upper one.

 

[Jailhouse]

mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe

it is a small bunk though, and it's the upper one.

Okay. If you think we'll both fit, then I suppose th- ...OHHHH, I see what you're doing...

 

[Jail]

Okay. If you think we'll both fit, then I suppose th- ...OHHHH, I see what you're doing...

*kicks cyber dirt* You figured me out already huh?

 

[Jailhouse]

*kicks cyber dirt* You figured me out already huh?

The 16" strapon dildo, the rubber gloves, and the gas mask sort of gave you away.

 

[Jail]

The 16" strapon dildo, the rubber gloves, and the gas mask sort of gave you away.

no, the dildo isn't mine..............however those rubber gloves are, but I don't use them for what you're thinking.

 

[Jailhouse]

no, the dildo isn't mine..............however those rubber gloves are, but I don't use them for what you're thinking.

If it's not yours then how come it's got "PROPERTY OF WARDEN" embossed in brass on the side?

 

[Jail]

If it's not yours then how come it's got "PROPERTY OF WARDEN" embossed in brass on the side?

It came from another prison?

I only have cuffs, floggers, clamps, and that sorta thing

 

[peachheart]

Good evening, peach. How are you this evening?

i am good

 

[peachheart]

Hey there Jail! Nice thread you got going on here.

/Hard for me to do anything that could compete with Peach arriving, so I'm not gonna try. Damn, my timing.

shakes head and walks out. so sorry.. see ya

 

[Jailhouse]

shakes head and walks out. so sorry.. see ya

Don't be crazy. You're abundantly welcome everywhere on Lit! Stick around and light up the thread with your presence, dear...

 

[Jail]

shakes head and walks out. so sorry.. see ya

*pulls her back in and plops her on my lap*

how was work?

 

[rbijon]

Who said I was wearing panties???

That could be part of the fun....the both of us looking for your panties!

 

[Jail]

That could be part of the fun....the both of us looking for your panties!

lol you're so bad

 

[rbijon]

lol you're so bad

Well Pirates are know to be bad....and I know the first place I would look for those hot panties, that you don't wear.....under your Daisy Dukes.....heheheheh.....now is that bad?

 

[Jail]

Well Pirates are know to be bad....and I know the first place I would look for those hot panties, that you don't wear.....under your Daisy Dukes.....heheheheh.....now is that bad?

only if you rip my Daisy Dukes, toots