Jacking-Off Log

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From a few days ago...

The fantasy begins with a phone call, a certain Litster's voice. A deep, commanding voice, smoothe and rough at the same time...

He asks if I've followed his instructions through the night. Yes, all 5 glasses...

I've been holding my bladder long enough and I walk, taking the phone with me, into the bathroom and sit on the toilet. He tells me not to speak. When he says "begin" I'm to put the phone between my knees and let it go. Count to seven and then stop the stream...

What he hears is a forceful gush hitting the surface, I'm counting in my mind and when I get to seven I stop and bring the phone back to my ear. I tell him it's uncomfortable and ask to please finish. He asks me to rub my clitoris, I picture him hard with his hand wrapped around his cock...

He tells me to go ahead and finish but to continue masturbating at the same time, keeping the phone between my knees. The stream is just as forceful this time but is broken up as it hits my hand, wetting my inner thighs and pubic hair, lessons a bit, splashing, the last droplets falling from my fingertips.

I put the phone back up to my ear, I know he's stroking and closer. I can hear his guttoral and raspy breathing. I take a few squares of toilet paper. Knowing my intent he asks me to not wipe but to go to the bed and lay down, listen to him and continue playing with my wet pussy...

Walking back to the bed, I feel the now cool drops trickle down my legs. Laying down on my back I picture his face, between my thighs, cock in hand, jerking himself off while he licks me clean...

He comes, I come, end of story...

Scale of 1-10 ~ An easy 6.

 

[bridgeburner]

@_@ wow

Pervy doings?

I think the only SoCal posters in this thread are of the penising variety rather than the penised.

 

[bridgeburner]

With the recent repeated focus on cigars and dirty old men I may have to go find a book and transcribe some pages for a couple of my favorite J-loggers.

Now.....if I can only remember where I tucked it away.....

 

[MechaBlade]

I think the only SoCal posters in this thread are of the penising variety rather than the penised.

It wasn't SoCal.

 

[bridgeburner]

It wasn't SoCal.

Ah!

How many Litsters have you met, now? Do you keep count?

 

[MechaBlade]

Ah!

How many Litsters have you met, now? Do you keep count?

Shit, beats me.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Shit, beats me.

I thought "beats me" was the answer to, "Why do you hang out with that sadist?"

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I busted today watching this: http://www.youporn.com/watch/276784/hunny-bunny-and-an-older-man/

I like anything with old guys getting blown.

thanks. worked for me. it has been a while.

 

[1HF]

Holy Fuck. Olivia Yearns...it's been ages.

 

[bridgeburner]

thanks. worked for me. it has been a while.

Dahling!!!

I KISS YOU!

Very good to see your name!

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Holy Fuck. Olivia Yearns...it's been ages.

Dahling!!!

I KISS YOU!

Very good to see your name!

mwwwaaah pervy girls

spring is coming, and the frozen pond is thawing. but real life sex seems so ... messy ... and likely to be awful.

 

[1HF]

mwwwaaah pervy girls

spring is coming, and the frozen pond is thawing. but real life sex seems so ... messy ... and likely to be awful.

*tackles*

I hear ya on that part. Sex by myself is starting to get old, though.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

*tackles*

I hear ya on that part. Sex by myself is starting to get old, though.

well, I guess that's why you're here. If a tree jacks off in the forest, does it become a log?

hey, all your old posts are dots. I guess you've been away too.

before I left, I had a nun avatar for a while. I made that into a reality, pretty much. hardly even touched the nub. wtf, eh?

I still think giving myself the tagline "1hogfuck" with the picture of the pig was the funniest thing I ever did on lit.

 

[hogjack]

Monthly Logbook

2009
January - confirmed
February - confirmed
March - data incomplete

 

[1HF]

well, I guess that's why you're here. If a tree jacks off in the forest, does it become a log?

hey, all your old posts are dots. I guess you've been away too.

before I left, I had a nun avatar for a while. I made that into a reality, pretty much. hardly even touched the nub. wtf, eh?

I still think giving myself the tagline "1hogfuck" with the picture of the pig was the funniest thing I ever did on lit.

That and boredom, yep. Heh, next time I see a tree oozing sap I'm going to look at it a whole new way.

Ack. Yeah, that. I've been away for a bit.. the dotting posts things was silly, but made sense at the time.

I remember. That's just awful. You poor thing

*grumbles* yeah yeah. Pick on my poor choice of usernames. Evil wench.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

*grumbles* yeah yeah. Pick on my poor choice of usernames. Evil wench.

more making fun of myself, I thought. oh well. I've jacked now. I'll roll over and go to sleep. that's the thing about going it alone. once you've o'd, you're *done*.

 

[1HF]

more making fun of myself, I thought. oh well. I've jacked now. I'll roll over and go to sleep. that's the thing about going it alone. once you've o'd, you're *done*.

Just teasing you. Good to see you and enjoy your sleep.

 

[Killswitch]

more making fun of myself, I thought. oh well. I've jacked now. I'll roll over and go to sleep. that's the thing about going it alone. once you've o'd, you're *done*.

Holy crap.

It's you!

 

[badmatt]

Made a new friend recently. She's reawakened some thoughts and ideas...

I was sitting, thinking of her, thinking of her tied to My bed, face up. Thinking of how I'd feed her My cock again and again. Of how I'd fuck her tits until I sprayed her face. Of fucking her again and again...and then finishing off with a stroke right in front of her face, coating her with My cum.

I came so hard thinking of cumming on her face...it was a huge mess.

 

[dolf]

this thread reminds me that i've not jacked since before xmas.
meh.
too much effort.

 

[MechaBlade]

Olivia.

 

[Monkey_Face]

more making fun of myself, I thought. oh well. I've jacked now. I'll roll over and go to sleep. that's the thing about going it alone. once you've o'd, you're *done*.

YOU!


-EW

 

[pinkladyzz11]

Made a new friend recently. She's reawakened some thoughts and ideas...

I was sitting, thinking of her, thinking of her tied to My bed, face up. Thinking of how I'd feed her My cock again and again. Of how I'd fuck her tits until I sprayed her face. Of fucking her again and again...and then finishing off with a stroke right in front of her face, coating her with My cum.

I came so hard thinking of cumming on her face...it was a huge mess.

The return of badmatt and Olivia Yearns , two of my favorite pervs, on the same day. Sometimes life is unexpectedly good.

Spring and reawakening. Nice reason for a morning jill. Think I'll go explore the possibilities.

 

[rosco rathbone]

A candypants post and then all the jackers come out of the woodwork.

Welcome back, OY.

I've been masturbating to beat the band lately. 4 times a day, usually. This fountainhead of continual youthful vitality will always remain a mystery to me. Sometimes, I think it's all about rage. I think there may be a duct linking my balls to my spleen.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

A candypants post and then all the jackers come out of the woodwork.

Welcome back, OY.

I've been masturbating to beat the band lately. 4 times a day, usually. This fountainhead of continual youthful vitality will always remain a mystery to me. Sometimes, I think it's all about rage. I think there may be a duct linking my balls to my spleen.

I'm figuring out that it's all about rage for me too. not all sex. not actual sex with actual men. but my fantasies of a man or men dominating a woman are about releasing my primordial anger. a powerful, secret anger that I didn't even know was mine. that has to do with having passionate love and passionate rage at the same time. deep shit, man.

whisper(it's hard being a feminist and a misogynist at the same time)