Jacking-Off Log

[naughtycakes]

My face is all flushed... Sounds like you're having loads of fun.

I soooo am

And it's lovely to see you about, it's been too long since my last Lotus sighting! I wish it was your ass I was turning red, though. As beautiful as your face is, your ass makes a much better target, hehe.

 

[LotusDreamer]

I soooo am

And it's lovely to see you about, it's been too long since my last Lotus sighting! I wish it was your ass I was turning red, though. As beautiful as your face is, your ass makes a much better target, hehe.

I'll say-- And my ass looks much better than my face when slapped red.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I soooo am

And it's lovely to see you about, it's been too long since my last Lotus sighting! I wish it was your ass I was turning red, though. As beautiful as your face is, your ass makes a much better target, hehe.

I'll say-- And my ass looks much better than my face when slapped red.

Damn the both o' ye. Yuh'd both browned bottoms'd make perfect targets for my multiple volleys of cream arrows, I tells yuh!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I had a long leisurely wank this morning thinking about raping the Progressive Insurance Girl; fast and hard from the rear position.

Then I googled "rape the progressive insurance girl" and it showed over a million hits on that search!

 

[NiceanEasy]

Masturbating.

I love masturbating so I will be coming back to this thread.

 

[bridgeburner]

I will be spite jacking tonight. Not big spite, just little spite.

I got this IM out of the blue on a site I rarely visit. Dude had to be swooping on whatever popped up as online. He's 20 --- could be my friggin' kid. All that lame-ass text spelling crap and "Are you single, are you horny, what do you look like, do you like anal, do you moan, do you have a cell phone" stuff.

Didn't offend me, but it's just unflattering enough to be Ms. Knothole that I jerked him around a little bit --- answered his questions as he was hoping they'd be answered (and didn't have to lie) but then told him no thanks.

Of course, now I HAVE to jack out of spite. It's not personal, he was fairly polite/charming as far as these things go. So, like I said, little spite. It's more of a chore. I mean, I was planning to jack tonight, anyway. I do most nights, but now I feel like I'm obliged to jack just on principle.

Or maybe it's more spiteful to just turn up the electric blanket and sleep?

 

[lemmesee]

I last ejaculated at approximately 1:00AM this morning....here at my laptop....into a tissue....I used the thread where the fellow says he likes to masturbate to large-breasted ladies and invities picture posting....in fact, I use that thread to masturbate quite regularly....I'll be masturbating-to-ejaculation again within the next hour or so, and am now looking for a pix to use

 

[banes27]

Mmm, I love cum on my face. Last week, he tied me up with that non-sticky, plastic tape, arms behind my back and ankles together. I was wearing this pony bit because the other gag we used - this big green ball gag - had really torn up my mouth after a few hours, left me with two little cuts on each side of my lips, like a joker smile that lasted a couple days too long.

He was stroking his cock in front of my face on the bed, I was all curled up in my efforts trying to get to him while tied. I could stick my tongue out the bit and reached his cock, licking, so he took off the bit so I could suck it a bit, but before he was ready to cum, the bastard put the bit back on and spurted hot cum all over my face, then left it there dripping while he went to clean up before he came back to let me loose.

That's what I thought about his morning, as I sneaked a quick rub while he slept before I had to go to work. My grunts woke him up and his dick was so hard, but I had to jump in the shower and head off to a job.

I love the way it squirts out of his dick, in violent spurts that go all over the place, accentuated by his moany grunts and intakes of breath.

OMG!!! That made my brain stop thinking for everything but that!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I last ejaculated at approximately 1:00AM this morning....here at my laptop....into a tissue....I used the thread where the fellow says he likes to masturbate to large-breasted ladies and invities picture posting....in fact, I use that thread to masturbate quite regularly....I'll be masturbating-to-ejaculation again within the next hour or so, and am now looking for a pix to use

"to conclusion" is the terminology we prefer here in the JOL.

 

[rosco rathbone]

raping an asian

Sometimes when I'm tense but have a difficult time concluding, I think about raping an asian; preferably one of the snooty materialistic tourist types we have here. In my fantasy, I'm doing it in missionary position so that i can sneer right in her hateful, pretty face. I want her to see me enjoying it.

Lately, I've been stumbling over the finish line instead of crossing with a bang. although I still experience massive buildups of stress throughout the day. Time to practice chinese methods for a week?

 

[bridgeburner]

Time to practice chinese methods for a week?

That has a whole new connotation after your last post. ;->

 

[drown]

it was the sex

the pure of it.

the grind-rush through her head
of organs,
and nooks,
smells and techniques...

it wasn't one of you,
or anyone else either.

 

[LemonheadLover]

MMMMM....yesterday afternoon...I jilled myself, I didn't have alot of time and I was already soaked from some hot chatting, I slipped out of my pants and thong, grabbed my toy and pounded my pussy, squirting 3 times, then I switched toys, and really filled my box and came hard the 4th time, all in under 20 mins.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I busted today watching this: http://www.youporn.com/watch/276784/hunny-bunny-and-an-older-man/

I like anything with old guys getting blown.

 

[LemonheadLover]

I busted today watching this: http://www.youporn.com/watch/276784/hunny-bunny-and-an-older-man/

I like anything with old guys getting blown.

I believe that would have been hotter if she actually went into the water in the white bikini though. Seems like a waste of a bikini.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I believe that would have been hotter if she actually went into the water in the white bikini though. Seems like a waste of a bikini.

I just like her pudginess. Girls with bellies are hot.

 

[lemmesee]

I last masturbated-to-conclusion late last night....using the pix of a large breasted mature woman....my semen went into a tissue....and I'm doing much the same thing now....to put myself to sleep ....

 

[rosco rathbone]

Twice to conclusion this morning!

I woke up about 6 with one of the hardest bones I've had in years. Given a proper fulcrum, I could have moved the world with that thing.

I milked a secondary load a couple of hours later, with strong o.

 

[rosco rathbone]

pacing in a cage

I oed this morning thinking about being locked in a cage like an ape. Female visitors would watch me as I thrust my member out between the bars. Some of them might stroke me to conclusion but funny, they always seem to stop just before the crucial moment occurs. This throws me into a rage and I jack in my cage and fling seed upon them.

 

[MechaBlade]

Came, to the video in my av/profile pic. In case it ain't obvious, that's a champagne bottle she's straddling.

Petgirls "porn" is truly art.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Huh, when I was posting just now, I was wondering "i wonder what has become of mecha".

Come on, people. Let's take lit back, FFS.

 

[crash197177]

Came, to the video in my av/profile pic. In case it ain't obvious, that's a champagne bottle she's straddling.

Petgirls "porn" is truly art.

I suddenly have a new answer for that old question, "What would you do if you won the lottery?" Naked women and champagne bottles.

 

[MechaBlade]

Huh, when I was posting just now, I was wondering "i wonder what has become of mecha".

I've been without Internet access. Met a litster who's posted in this thread.

Come on, people. Let's take lit back, FFS.

Okay.

I suddenly have a new answer for that old question, "What would you do if you won the lottery?" Naked women and champagne bottles.

Yes. Exactly.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've been without Internet access. Met a litster who's posted in this thread.


Okay.


Yes. Exactly.

@_@ wow

Pervy doings?

 

[MechaBlade]

@_@ wow

Pervy doings?

Good god no.