Jacking-Off Log

[Recidiva]

I did, I did, I DID see her post.

Hi Olivia

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Wow. Old peeps are popping up.

Quality control is coming back to this joint, slowly but surely, like a nice, warm, thick, rivulet of milky, pearly cum oozing down the chin from a hungry lover's pair of lips.

(gender unspecified for complete viewer orientation accessibility)

 

[TurdFergeson]

Weird...everytime I jerk off I just feel ectasy in knowing such things of beauty actually exist.

I guess i'm weird..no power, domination, or pain involved. Just pure pleasure stemming from the universe, itself.

My penis is like an antenna, picking up the waves and vibrations of love and ectasy that flow from the Earth and throughout the cosmos.

 

[Batch]

thanks. worked for me. it has been a while.

hell

I damn near fell off the chair.

howdy darling.

 

[dolf]

maybe i'll jack tomorrow...

 

[NoJo]

My penis is like an antenna, picking up the waves and vibrations of love and ectasy that flow from the Earth and throughout the cosmos.

Careful next time you're wanking in a thunderstorm

 

[badmatt]

The return of badmatt and Olivia Yearns , two of my favorite pervs, on the same day. Sometimes life is unexpectedly good.

Spring and reawakening. Nice reason for a morning jill. Think I'll go explore the possibilities.

pink!!!!! hellooooo lady!!!!!

 

[bridgeburner]

I shall celebrate this 500th page of jacks logged with.....what else?

A triple back-flip jack with one hand tied behind my back and a pillowcase gag.

 

[1HF]

I'm figuring out that it's all about rage for me too. not all sex. not actual sex with actual men. but my fantasies of a man or men dominating a woman are about releasing my primordial anger. a powerful, secret anger that I didn't even know was mine. that has to do with having passionate love and passionate rage at the same time. deep shit, man.

whisper(it's hard being a feminist and a misogynist at the same time)

I second this.

As for the jacking...I had a really good, quick one earlier today, but other than that most of mine have been half hearted lately.

Just can't find the motivation. Which makes me sad.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

ok, this next one is in honor of mecha, and I'm giving it a title:
what you got down there in debasement?
I'll be back when I've got it done.

I missed all your inspiration, jackers.

 

[MechaBlade]

whisper(it's hard being a feminist and a misogynist at the same time)

Don't I know it.

(gender unspecified for complete viewer orientation accessibility)

We appreciate it.

ok, this next one is in honor of mecha, and I'm giving it a title:
what you got down there in debasement?
I'll be back when I've got it done.

I missed all your inspiration, jackers.

One is not enough. I want to hear about every jack, every fantasy, every cunt-moistening thought that crossed your mind since you've been gone.

I'll wait.

 

[MechaBlade]

I jacked today, standing up. I had recently been toying with my prostate over the last few weeks, finally understanding that when they say to "tickle it" they were being literal. It works and gets the cum flowing fast, but every time I feel a little robbed, like I came without the orgasm.

But I stood today, in the jackquarium, as I was fantasizing about fucking a girl (anally) against the wall. Me, bumping my pelvis into her round, ample buttocks. Her, looking back at me and trying to kiss me. I came good and hard and I realized that internal prostate stimulation is no help at all, except when I need to speed things up when I'm running late. It's much better to focus on lil' Mecha, and perhaps press down on the gooch or massage my asshole. But the prostate experiment is done.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

different from what I thought it would be. I went to an old standby, but the story wasn't really working. I pushed for my O, and I did complete, but it was a stark, measly little o, barely worth the name. I was making myself do it. after, I was feeling the longing to be genuinely, deeply fucked, and I pushed my fingers in deep and did my g-spot. my whole body opened up. I could really feel myself alive. that won't make me O by itself, especially right after I already jacked, but it gave me so much the feeling of being fucked, and now I feel satisfied and a bit sad. and you know *sloppy* I feel a lot about you here - the women and the men who I've known from here, and being welcomed back. I sort of wanted the whole jol to fuck me hard. It felt so good to come here and just see your names coming up. now I'll imagine pretend that one of you is in a tender enough mood to lay on me share the warmth, and I'm going to sleep. g'night.

 

[MechaBlade]

I sort of wanted the whole jol to fuck me hard.

That can be arranged.

now I'll imagine pretend that one of you is in a tender enough mood to lay on me share the warmth, and I'm going to sleep.

That's how I sleep nowadays.

 

[rosco rathbone]

whisper(it's hard being a feminist and a misogynist at the same time)

I manage it with flair.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I jacked today, standing up. I had recently been toying with my prostate over the last few weeks, finally understanding that when they say to "tickle it" they were being literal. It works and gets the cum flowing fast, but every time I feel a little robbed, like I came without the orgasm.

But I stood today, in the jackquarium, as I was fantasizing about fucking a girl (anally) against the wall. Me, bumping my pelvis into her round, ample buttocks. Her, looking back at me and trying to kiss me. I came good and hard and I realized that internal prostate stimulation is no help at all, except when I need to speed things up when I'm running late. It's much better to focus on lil' Mecha, and perhaps press down on the gooch or massage my asshole. But the prostate experiment is done.

I used to fuck with the Aneros, but I've decided that the way of the ass is not for me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't know why that multicolored candypants tickles my fancy so, but I love it. It makes me want to eat candy. Candy is largely visual, that's what it makes me realise.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Two jacks since midnight.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Running low on seed these days.

 

[rosco rathbone]

la la la la la

 

[rosco rathbone]

jip jap jippee gee

 

[rosco rathbone]

10,000 POSTS!!!!

This is a milestone for the GB, folks. Ten thousand masturbations logged. The JOL has come a long way since its humble beginnings long ago, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for playing your part.

*raises a glass*

 

[Saint Peter]

Good timing with the jack.

 

[naughtycakes]

Congrats, rosco! A worthy cause

Jack on, boys and girls.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Congrats, rosco! A worthy cause

Jack on, boys and girls.

Can you imagine how much seed and vaginal saliva have been produced by 10k jacks??