Jacking-Off Log

[MechaBlade]

Watching Disco Health Channel, I saw a thing about a plastic surgeon. It was all very innocuous unless you read between the lines. This one ditzy blond with a perfect body goes to the plastic surgeon because she wants a tit lift or something. Her hot JAPpy friend goes along to keep her company. The doctor finishes with the first girl's consultation and then goes into this amazing rapdown about how the JAP girl-who is about 25 with a stunning Jennifer Aniston type body-is all fucked up and saggy. It ends up with her stripped down to thong and him drawing all over her ass with a magic marker, talking about her imperfections. She's totally crushed. She ended up getting all this plastic surgery that she didn't need.

I'm all for crushing women and making them feel flawed and ugly, but I would stop short of actual plastic surgery, saying "Just kidding! You're fine. Hot, even. Wanna date?" Disturbing that actually went through with it.

flem lol. "Flem" sounds like the name of a tall raw boned man with a protruding adams apple and pants that were too short. "Names Hicks mam, Flem Hicks." He hawked & spat. She noticed his cock was hanging out of his dungarees like an elephant snout.

I knew a girl named Flem. (Last name: Flemming).

9 days down. too many to think about to go.

i am interested in seeing what kinds of psychoses this brings to the fore.

I want you to log your hallucinations.

 

[Saint Peter]

i see no reason to limit self expression to just one of us.

This is why I tried to get all the good, clean living people of LIT to join with us.

 

[Hester]

I'm all for crushing women and making them feel flawed and ugly, but I would stop short of actual plastic surgery, saying "Just kidding! You're fine. Hot, even. Wanna date?" Disturbing that actually went through with it.


I knew a girl named Flem. (Last name: Flemming).


I want you to log your hallucinations.

this one involves david caruso and ted williams' head

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=549479

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm all for crushing women and making them feel flawed and ugly, but I would stop short of actual plastic surgery, saying "Just kidding! You're fine. Hot, even. Wanna date?" Disturbing that actually went through with it.

Did you view the VH1 show "The Pickup Artist" this summer? I saw every episode. I think you'd enjoy it...probably still re-running it. It's really weird and creepy, with heavy but totally repressed overtones of domination via mind control. Kind of like if a David Copperfield perv wizard was teaching you how to hipnotize chicks. Your example above reminded me of that.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Another

My brain doesn't allow images during jacks. That being said:

I have noted that recently I seem to be more sadistic than usual. (At least in my head) My thought process all involve the defilement, debasement of some poor defenseless woman. For some odd reason it is never me doing the debasing (guess because I don't see myself that way) it is always some randomly dirty male.

The reasons for this are unknown but today, while I read some stories, I had a thought that was so hot to me I had to run to the bathroom and jack. The thought was clear: poor young girl, red welts down her back being mouth raped by some dirty old man. I could see it clearly, her eyes all wide and tear filled, his dirty hands wrapped in her hair and shoving his dick down her throat...

anyway...

that thought got me off my ass and into a room where the kidlets couldn't follow. A flat 30 seconds later, I came so hard my knees buckled.

4 out of 5.

 

[rimmy]

A few nights ago the bean was asleep and I was feeling particularly horny so I broke out a cd my friend had made me with a rape scene in it. The prelim was fine and the acting actually seemed sincere but when it got to the point when he tied her up, standing, arms spread wide and started whipping her with a rope, I lost it. One of the strongest O's I've had in a while.

Now I need to find someone who subscribes to brutalviolence.com.

I'm counting on you, Mecha.

 

[rimmy]

A few nights ago the bean was asleep and I was feeling particularly horny so I broke out a cd my friend had made me with a rape scene in it. The prelim was fine and the acting actually seemed sincere but when it got to the point when he tied her up, standing, arms spread wide and started whipping her with a rope, I lost it. One of the strongest O's I've had in a while.

Now I need to find someone who subscribes to brutalviolence.com.

I'm counting on you, Mecha.

Same film, same result.

It's times like these when I question my sanity/morality.

 

[Hester]

i almost violated doctor's orders last night. it is getting so bad that it hurts.

i am now convinced that i don't need testicles to experience blue balls.

 

[Batch]

i almost violated doctor's orders last night. it is getting so bad that it hurts.

i am now convinced that i don't need testicles to experience blue balls.

remain strong my Sister, I am keeping the faith...

 

[Saint Peter]

i almost violated doctor's orders last night. it is getting so bad that it hurts.

i am now convinced that i don't need testicles to experience blue balls.

Blue balls, shcmoo balls.
You must be strong. Resist the Jack and focus that energy on other things.

The other clean living person at LIT and I will are here for you.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Same film, same result.

It's times like these when I question my sanity/morality.

When the bosun's mates did that aboard ship, it was called "starting with a rope's end". Perhaps she was skylarking instead of holystoning the decks...

Do you really question your morality as a result of a beating jack? (jack to sexual violence)

"It's a cage for a princess pet!" I had a nice jack to the idea of two cages, one for the girl, one for her pet kitty. Both matching with rhinestones as if forged from melted down prom queen tiaras. One large one small of course. Two sets of eyes looking out, like this: O.O o.o. "Can we come out now?" "Shut up".

 

[rimmy]

When the bosun's mates did that aboard ship, it was called "starting with a rope's end". Perhaps she was skylarking instead of holystoning the decks...

Do you really question your morality as a result of a beating jack? (jack to sexual violence)

"It's a cage for a princess pet!" I had a nice jack to the idea of two cages, one for the girl, one for her pet kitty. Both matching with rhinestones as if forged from melted down prom queen tiaras. One large one small of course. Two sets of eyes looking out, like this: O.O o.o. "Can we come out now?" "Shut up".

Yes.

I've always been comfortable with getting off on watching/hearing the pain of entry or a spanking or flogging but this was a full on rape with very convincing acting and a brutal beating. I find myself wishing that the whipping would last longer. I could get off on just the sound and the look of pain on her face and that's what causes me concern.

 

[Batch]

Blue balls, shcmoo balls.
You must be strong. Resist the Jack and focus that energy on other things.

The other clean living person at LIT and I will are here for you.

a united front of
cleanliness.

 

[Hester]

a united front of
cleanliness.

but i'm really dirty.

really.

dirty.

 

[Darktan]

but i'm really dirty.

really.

dirty.

You're getting the hose before coming in the house.

 

[Hester]

You're getting the hose before coming in the house.

i should be so lucky.

 

[rimmy]

i should be so lucky.

I got your hose right here, slut.

 

[Darktan]

I got your hose right here, slut.

Careful.

He made me suck mayo out of it.

 

[rimmy]

Careful.

He made me suck mayo out of it.

And you fucking loved it.

 

[Hester]

Careful.

He made me suck mayo out of it.

i'd prefer russian dressing or maybe some ketchup and pickle relish.

 

[MechaBlade]

Did you view the VH1 show "The Pickup Artist" this summer? I saw every episode. I think you'd enjoy it...probably still re-running it. It's really weird and creepy, with heavy but totally repressed overtones of domination via mind control. Kind of like if a David Copperfield perv wizard was teaching you how to hipnotize chicks. Your example above reminded me of that.

Doesn't sound appealing.

 

[Batch]

but i'm really dirty.

really.

dirty.

well, I just blew it

twice

*lopsided smile*

damn I failed you

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've got years of notebooks recording all kinds of weird shit on a day by day basis, including how many times I jacked off. Sometimes I wonder about the people who will look through my stuff when I'm gone-if any.

 

[Batch]

tending to keep all of those thoughts, dear and strange, locked in my head...

makes for less puzzlement when I expire

 

[Hester]

2 weeks 1 day. back to the doc this week, praying for amnesty.

i'm sure folks irl are wondering why i've been so bitchy and short tempered.