Jacking-Off Log

[rosco rathbone]

make no mistakes: when a man allows a girl to suck him off, remember who is doing who the favor.

Now that's interesting. Getting to the same place by 2 different paths. On one hand "you are so disgusting that I'm doing you a favor letting you suck it." It's very "old school", what I think of as a Christian viewpoint. Eve being the source of original sin. In the Middle Ages it was thought that the female sex was the more lustful and that wicked women were always laying traps for unsuspecting men; whose own lust was of a more unsuspecting, innocent and clueless sort.

My trip is opposite in one way, because to me it's the cocksucker that's enduring the disgust...swallowing the scrotol phlegm. The idea that I'm doing someone a favor by subjecting them to -that- is foreign to my perv. I'm concerned with being pleased regardless of how unpleasant it may be. An overstatement of course but one I like to kink on and sort of mental ratchet up and exaggerate. The ideal situation (for me) would be one where someone was forced to blow me in order to save the farm, or because rent was late, or to get the job, etc. In the end, it's about all humiliation, though, from either standpoint.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yes. The job dreams are made of.

Big ass purple Sharpie. Tip worn from showing so many clients what the mirror has shouted for years. Every line slightly too big or too far. Marker smell makes the receptionist's eyes water.

Not one shower or fourteen can erase my comments. Boyfriend not happy about smiley face drawn on almost perfect ass.

Ever watch extreme makeover? It's a serious perv. They are always hefting the new tits they've installed, saying shit like "I think your husband's gonna like these!". One Dr. gave this chick a new "J-Lo" ass and you see him pull down her drawers and literally take a whopping handful and kneed it and sort of heft it with a frown of professional interest on his mug.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ever watch extreme makeover? It's a serious perv. They are always hefting the new tits they've installed, saying shit like "I think your husband's gonna like these!". One Dr. gave this chick a new "J-Lo" ass and you see him pull down her drawers and literally take a whopping handful and kneed it and sort of heft it with a frown of professional interest on his mug.

No man can feel the power like a man that can shape her body. There is an overtone of no matter how great the surgeon is, there is one flaw that cannot be fixed. The J Lo ass will never be as nice as 'that one' I did years ago. No tit can compete, no canvas can have the wrinkles wiped away like whatshername.

I am sure it takes years of training to handle the bodies like a meat inspector treats a frosty side of beef.

You are disgusting but I, with my supreme skills, will make you tolerable. Maybe next year we can do something about your snoz.

 

[rosco rathbone]

No man can feel the power like a man that can shape her body. There is an overtone of no matter how great the surgeon is, there is one flaw that cannot be fixed. The J Lo ass will never be as nice as 'that one' I did years ago. No tit can compete, no canvas can have the wrinkles wiped away like whatshername.

That's good marketing combined with good knowledge of female (and human!) psychology.

 

[Saint Peter]

"You must be here to have me fix your chin. We can...oh...my mistake. I have the wrong chart."



Job security.

 

[rosco rathbone]

"You must be here to have me fix your chin. We can...oh...my mistake. I have the wrong chart."



Job security.

Wonder how deep you could stack that routine before they caught on.

 

[Hester]

i really want to have an orgasm.

really.

really.

reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally.

really.

 

[Hester]

really.

kthxbye.

 

[1hotbabe]

really.

kthxbye.

I had a couple this morning. I might be able to spare one or two I'm holding in reserve and give them to you.

 

[Saint Peter]

really.

kthxbye.

I have not and will not give myself pleasure until the doctor releases us, together. We will share the fruits of our labor and celebrate the passing this darkest hour.

 

[rosco rathbone]

really.

kthxbye.

I would not want to be a sheep killing dog in your neighborhood right now.

 

[Hester]

I had a couple this morning. I might be able to spare one or two I'm holding in reserve and give them to you.

bitch.

cunt.

showoff.

 

[Hester]

I have not and will not give myself pleasure until the doctor releases us, together. We will share the fruits of our labor and celebrate the passing this darkest hour.

not getting any and looking for a noble excuse?

 

[Hester]

I would not want to be a sheep killing dog in your neighborhood right now.

i think i should just open dungeon for a few weeks and make a few bucks off taking out my frustrations on others.

 

[1hotbabe]

bitch.

cunt.

showoff.

They were really bitchin' too!! I was shaking from head to toe!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

i think i should just open dungeon for a few weeks and make a few bucks off taking out my frustrations on others.

Actually, you'd make a lot of money and be good at it.

 

[Saint Peter]

not getting any and looking for a noble excuse?

I know the sharpness of your tongue is due to your condition, and I forgive you.

We will beat this demon together. You, me, and the other clean living people of LIT. If we find any others. But you and I are like this.

*fingers*

 

[Hester]

Actually, you'd make a lot of money and be good at it.

i've had more than one person offer to set up shop for me in the past.

i'd take the offer this week if one came along.

 

[Hester]

*fingers*

finally, someone is fingering me.

 

[katiebarthedoor]

Now that's interesting. Getting to the same place by 2 different paths. On one hand "you are so disgusting that I'm doing you a favor letting you suck it." It's very "old school", what I think of as a Christian viewpoint. Eve being the source of original sin. In the Middle Ages it was thought that the female sex was the more lustful and that wicked women were always laying traps for unsuspecting men; whose own lust was of a more unsuspecting, innocent and clueless sort.

My trip is opposite in one way, because to me it's the cocksucker that's enduring the disgust...swallowing the scrotol phlegm. The idea that I'm doing someone a favor by subjecting them to -that- is foreign to my perv. I'm concerned with being pleased regardless of how unpleasant it may be. An overstatement of course but one I like to kink on and sort of mental ratchet up and exaggerate. The ideal situation (for me) would be one where someone was forced to blow me in order to save the farm, or because rent was late, or to get the job, etc. In the end, it's about all humiliation, though, from either standpoint.

i was never too into cohersion. or wax more to the point, taking someone who clearly isnt a whore, and making her behave that way. my trip is recognizing my own stink and being able to smell the whore in a girl - a vulnerable part that makes her believe that having a mans cock in her mouth is definitive male approval. and if not to a man, than certainly the only kind of approval that matters to them.
but they better make me believe that shit.


fucking god. scrotal phlem? brava.

 

[rosco rathbone]

fucking god. scrotal phlem? brava.

flem lol. "Flem" sounds like the name of a tall raw boned man with a protruding adams apple and pants that were too short. "Names Hicks mam, Flem Hicks." He hawked & spat. She noticed his cock was hanging out of his dungarees like an elephant snout.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Think pure thoughts and stick closer to church oriented social activities."


The Central Scrotenizer
Joe's Garage

~Frank Zappa


We are here for you, Hester. Me and Frank. Well, Frank is dead but I am sure he would be right here next to me for you if he were still here.

 

[Hester]

"Think pure thoughts and stick closer to church oriented social activities."


The Central Scrotenizer
Joe's Garage

~Frank Zappa


We are here for you, Hester. Me and Frank. Well, Frank is dead but I am sure he would be right here next to me for you if he were still here.

9 days down. too many to think about to go.

i am interested in seeing what kinds of psychoses this brings to the fore.

 

[Saint Peter]

i am interested in seeing what kinds of psychoses this brings to the fore.

Mine or yours?

 

[Hester]

Mine or yours?

i see no reason to limit self expression to just one of us.