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rimmy said:
I bet you were thinking of the pain the moment you purchased those Scotch lovelies.
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lol "I can't wait to get these little beauties home and bath my member in 200 proof capsaicin!" rubs hands.
 
rosco rathbone said:
If I had directed that movie, I would have shown the legitimate lovemaking of the King and queen as face to face only, maybe all with her on top. Then the ahab-beared traitor takes her from the rear in an act of vile congress.
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Yeah, I thought the K/Q love scene was too porny because of all the switching of positions etc. I agree that the vile congress is more effective if it's quick --- is there such a thing as a slow rape? I mean, I fixate on non-consent as lasting a long time....but that's why I have to put so many dicks in it. One guy contempt-fucking one random chick just to humiliate her and get his rocks off doesn't take that long unless he's the kind of guy who just takes a long time to get off. Sex takes a long time if you're trying to get the chick off.

But, yeah, I've been blushing like the newly devirginized all day over that one sequence of dialogue. I stared at that actors mouth througout the entire movie and drooled. I mean, I'm so fucking hot over this that I'd be too embarrassed to actually jack about it.

Things are seriously wrong in my brain today.

rosco rathbone said:
I jacked long and hard this morning to stimulate the production of raw chi, but held it in. An o would have been enjoyable but I can't afford it right now. I'm reading Decline And Fall so I was thinking about the latter day corrupt emperors and how they'd take liberties with the beautiful wives of the senators in order to humiliate them. A formulation frequently used by Gibbon is "...and whenever persuasion (or seduction) proved ineffective, the Imperial lover had recourse to violence...". This got me jacking. Imagine the thrill of ordering the members of the senate to submit their wives for the purposes of oral servitude! Then I got onto another tack, thinking about one of the various reconquests of Dacia from the Goths, during which each legionnaire was allotted as booty "two or three female slaves" from the immense ranks of the Gothic camp followers.

A historical jack, very edifying and pervy.
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I concur.
 
This isn't jacking off, in the sense that I diddled. This is jacking off in the sense that I had a sex dream, and woke up mid-orgasm.

I was in his office, finishing up some work for him. He walked around, locked the door, and sat me on the desk, facing him. We smiled, we blushed, and then touched.. fingers on faces, both leaning in to the touch, and before I knew it, he was inside of me.. I leaned back, unbuttoning my blouse at his instruction, and his hands were holding my waist as leverage...

we were walked in on... someone got the door open despite its being locked.. he watched with a sly smile on his face...
 
bridgeburner said:
I'm so glad I'm not the only person here who has accidental, spice-induced jacking injuries.
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i've had intentional spice-induced incidents :eek:
 
Hester said:
i've had intentional spice-induced incidents :eek:
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Have I mentioned lately that I lurve you? Of course, intentional is sexy.


When it's accidental it's like slapstick. Lucy and Ethel working in the dildo factory "Ohmigosh! Where do I put this one?"
 
bridgeburner said:
Have I mentioned lately that I lurve you? Of course, intentional is sexy.


When it's accidental it's like slapstick. Lucy and Ethel working in the dildo factory "Ohmigosh! Where do I put this one?"
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*hearty laughter*
 
It'd be fun to watch films with you , beebs. We'd sort of look out of the corner of our eye and catch each other grinning in the exactly same places.
 
I was thinking about this today. In another era, 90% of what I'm into would be considered normal dealings. I think there's been an inversion.
 
bridgeburner said:
Yeah, I thought the K/Q love scene was too porny because of all the switching of positions etc.
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I thought it was near perfection. No such thing as "too porny" in mainstream cinema.

rosco rathbone said:
I was thinking about this today. In another era, 90% of what I'm into would be considered normal dealings. I think there's been an inversion.
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I don't know-- vanilla has been around for a long time.

bisexplicit said:
Dear god,

Thank you for perversion, without it, I don't think I could cum.

Love,

bisex
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You're welcome.
 
But mecha, my point is that the very definition of vanilla itself has changed.

Acts that pass for vanilla these days would have been shameful in pagan times.
 
rosco rathbone said:
But mecha, my point is that the very definition of vanilla itself has changed.

Acts that pass for vanilla these days would have been shameful in pagan times.
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I don't get you. Example?
 
bridgeburner said:
Have I mentioned lately that I lurve you? Of course, intentional is sexy.


When it's accidental it's like slapstick. Lucy and Ethel working in the dildo factory "Ohmigosh! Where do I put this one?"
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in fact, you haven't mentioned it lately. no flowers, you work late, and you just don't look at me like you used to. i'm beginning to worry.
 
Hester said:
in fact, you haven't mentioned it lately. no flowers, you work late, and you just don't look at me like you used to. i'm beginning to worry.
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*nodding*

Those are the Signs.
 
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