Jacking-Off Log

[SweetBiPrincess]

mmm, I'm about to masterbate for the third time today, I seem to be permenantly horny lately, was hoping for someone to me online to help me out but no one is, heh, will have to be imaginative...

 

[bridgeburner]

It'd be fun to watch films with you , beebs. We'd sort of look out of the corner of our eye and catch each other grinning in the exactly same places.

Ha! I was just having that same thought this morning!!

 

[bridgeburner]

in fact, you haven't mentioned it lately. no flowers, you work late, and you just don't look at me like you used to. i'm beginning to worry.

And here I had this lovely water bottle all tied up with ribbon just for you.....

 

[Hester]

And here I had this lovely water bottle all tied up with ribbon just for you.....

lip balm too?

 

[Faneros]

I thought about it today, but, changed my mind....

 

[bridgeburner]

lip balm too?

I've even got some with peppermint oil in it.

 

[Hester]

I've even got some with peppermint oil in it.

i feel loved again.

 

[tortoise]

*verklempft*

 

[rosco rathbone]

Vitality is returning. I've been walking around slapping it in my hand like a truncheon. I may o before the week is out.

 

[tortoise]

Vitality is returning. I've been walking around slapping it in my hand like a truncheon. I may o before the week is out.

That's fucking hilarious, rapscallion. I'm re-reading Suttree, and earlier today I was particularly struck by the beauty of the word "betruncheoned". This is a common occurence with McCarthy, happening on roughly every third page or so.

As for jacking, the flesh is willing, but the spirit is distracted. Looking to rectify that through sheer force of will soon. Fuck the spirit. Namby-pamby milquetoast thing. Cock is King.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I'm re-reading Suttree,

Yer alright, babe.

 

[tortoise]

Yer alright, babe.

You ain't half bad yourself.

It gets funnier every single time I read it. I generally read it in a public eatery, and snort with gusto.

 

[Batch]

twice tonight

nothing like it

intense clutchings over the

words that got me going

hmmm...

ease and relief

pleasure supreme
nothing clinical

just was

good

 

[Hester]

like pulling teeth. took 20 minutes and was disappointing.

back to the icepick and eletroloux.

 

[tortoise]

intense clutchings

Hot.

like pulling teeth. took 20 minutes and was disappointing.

back to the icepick and eletroloux.

I'm all about you using found objects as sex toys, but... ice pick?

I'm not judging you, just concerned.

 

[Batch]

Hot.

Interested in doing some field research?

 

[tortoise]

Interested in doing some field research?

 

[Juliangel]

Had my dream about the hot cop again and woke up so horny it hurt.

Started with a finger or two when they didn't get me there I pulled out my favorite vibrator and began massaging my clit with it then slipped a dildo in and was in heaven, I came three times before I was done.

 

[Hester]

Hot.



I'm all about you using found objects as sex toys, but... ice pick?

I'm not judging you, just concerned.

i find it interesting that you're concerned about the ice pick but not the electrolux.

 

[Saint Peter]

but not the electrolux.

Be careful. Those things have enough suck to collapse a 55 gallon drum.

And take pics.

 

[Batch]

Be careful. Those things have enough suck to collapse a 55 gallon drum.

And take pics.

Pictures, please.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pictures, please.

I looked away for a second and then CRUNCH


http://tti.tamu.edu/publications/researcher/v40n3/images/1968.jpg


I loved working in the nuclear industry.

 

[Batch]

I looked away for a second and then CRUNCH


http://tti.tamu.edu/publications/researcher/v40n3/images/1968.jpg


I loved working in the nuclear industry.

Gods, you are so fucking sexy!

Take me now, baby, and ride me into the Nuclear Night!!

 

[tortoise]

i find it interesting that you're concerned about the ice pick but not the electrolux.

It's a matter of degrees.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Vitality is returning. I've been walking around slapping it in my hand like a truncheon. I may o before the week is out.

. . . "betruncheoned" . . .

I took a 3-day jack break this week merely to 'betruncheon' myself, to distance myself from any 'mechanical jack' impulse my left hand might tempt me to perform and just let my mojo hand lead the way.

The Muse had no difficulty getting my mojo working, as she has a knack for doing, and by the end of day 1, the Ham-Bone™ was suitably betruncheoned. I'd made the mistake, however, of wearing a rather snug pair of jeans that night and had to make a public appearance. To make matters worse, my mind kept drifting off to images of The Muse's gorgeous ass and my desire to perform analingus on that ass, so that by the end of the evening, I was forced into that deliciously awkward social performance of having to make small talk with people I had no desire to talk to while surreptitiously trying to conceal the truncheon in my pants.

This semi-turgid, truncheonesque state continued through days 2 and 3, and by yesterday afternoon, the thick slab of cockmeat resting against my thigh needed some attention. It would not be denied. I tried slapping some sense into it, but that only made things worse when I recalled how much The Muse likes having her face cockslapped, and then when she told me she wanted me to hold her by her ponytail and make her watch me jerk off on her face without letting her get to touch or suck it, that pretty much ended my little jack vaca.