Jacking-Off Log

[Batch]

I took a 3-day jack break this week merely to 'betruncheon' myself, to distance myself from any 'mechanical jack' impulse my left hand might tempt me to perform and just let my mojo hand lead the way.

The Muse had no difficulty getting my mojo working, as she has a knack for doing, and by the end of day 1, the Ham-Bone™ was suitably betruncheoned. I'd made the mistake, however, of wearing a rather snug pair of jeans that night and had to make a public appearance. To make matters worse, my mind kept drifting off to images of The Muse's gorgeous ass and my desire to perform analingus on that ass, so that by the end of the evening, I was forced into that deliciously awkward social performance of having to make small talk with people I had no desire to talk to while surreptitiously trying to conceal the truncheon in my pants.

This semi-turgid, truncheonesque state continued through days 2 and 3, and by yesterday afternoon, the thick slab of cockmeat resting against my thigh needed some attention. It would not be denied. I tried slapping some sense into it, but that only made things worse when I recalled how much The Muse likes having her face cockslapped, and then when she told me she wanted me to hold her by her ponytail and make her watch me jerk off on her face without letting her get to touch or suck it, that pretty much ended my little jack vaca.

I declare thee

weak and in need of further, restrictions of said Hambone.

*giggles*

 

[Saint Peter]

Gods, you are so fucking sexy!

Take me now, baby, and ride me into the Nuclear Night!!

I lost my forklift card right after that picture was taken. The is no jacking like nuclear forklift jacking.

 

[tortoise]

I took a 3-day jack break this week merely to 'betruncheon' myself, to distance myself from any 'mechanical jack' impulse my left hand might tempt me to perform and just let my mojo hand lead the way.

The Muse had no difficulty getting my mojo working, as she has a knack for doing, and by the end of day 1, the Ham-Bone™ was suitably betruncheoned. I'd made the mistake, however, of wearing a rather snug pair of jeans that night and had to make a public appearance. To make matters worse, my mind kept drifting off to images of The Muse's gorgeous ass and my desire to perform analingus on that ass, so that by the end of the evening, I was forced into that deliciously awkward social performance of having to make small talk with people I had no desire to talk to while surreptitiously trying to conceal the truncheon in my pants.

This semi-turgid, truncheonesque state continued through days 2 and 3, and by yesterday afternoon, the thick slab of cockmeat resting against my thigh needed some attention. It would not be denied. I tried slapping some sense into it, but that only made things worse when I recalled how much The Muse likes having her face cockslapped, and then when she told me she wanted me to hold her by her ponytail and make her watch me jerk off on her face without letting her get to touch or suck it, that pretty much ended my little jack vaca.

Hell yeah.

*growl*

You fucking rock, my fiend.

 

[Batch]

I lost my forklift card right after that picture was taken. The is no jacking like nuclear forklift jacking.

*chuckles*

We should share a meal together, you make me laugh so.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I declare thee

weak and in need of further, restrictions of said Hambone.

*giggles*

Unintended consequence: JOL posting. Heh.

 

[Batch]

Unintended consequence: JOL posting. Heh.

Gave me a wide on, thanks!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Gave me a wide on, thanks!

LOL-ing at "wide on"--not heard that one before.

 

[Batch]

LOL-ing at "wide on"--not heard that one before.

Ah, yes, that response a woman

might experience

with arousal...

*wink*

 

[tortoise]

Is there anything more beautiful than womanly arousal?

I think not.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I had an old partner that used to call me "Hambone".



I jayed last night, it took about 6 jacks and water went spraying everywhere. I was still finding small balls of dried seed in my eyebrows this morning.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Is there anything more beautiful than womanly arousal?

I think not.

A wanton woman in the Musee d'Orsay, maybe.

I jayed last night, it took about 6 jacks and water went spraying everywhere. I was still finding small balls of dried seed in my eyebrows this morning.

Another consequence of the jack vaca: the auto-facial.

 

[rosco rathbone]

mojo hand....why didn't I think of that?

 

[Batch]

Clever minds and clever hands... ya'll are



endowed with.

Blessed be.

 

[tortoise]

A wanton woman in the Musee d'Orsay, maybe.

yes I said yes I will Yes.

Another consequence of the jack vaca: the auto-facial.

I've no beef with the auto-facials. That frisson of surprise can be fun.

When it lands in the ear, though, that is significantly less pleasant. That's only happened twice. Aural insemination is not my idea of a good time.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

mojo hand....why didn't I think of that?

Down here in Louisiana, when we say, "don't leave home without it," we're not talking about our Amex card.

 

[luxey313]

sterile cock nursing has been on my brain
midsentence I am rambling on, he unzips
places it into my throat
and tells me to serve him orally
mouth stretched
being in the middle of one moment and swept into a whole other
pushing myself down onto him in a systematic, eager fashion
fully focused
one goal
throat grabbed
obtaining his seed
pleasing him- hearing the gasps and grips tightening
knowing my wet mouth is giving his cock what it needs
his words cutting through me making my mouth work harder
hair pulled tight, hot tears
more efficently, motivated to believe him and please him
there for one purpose and that is to be a place for his seed to be deposited

 

[tortoise]

sterile cock nursing has been on my brain
midsentence I am rambling on, he unzips
places it into my throat
and tells me to serve him orally
mouth stretched
being in the middle of one moment and swept into a whole other
pushing myself down onto him in a systematic, eager fashion
fully focused
one goal
throat grabbed
obtaining his seed
pleasing him- hearing the gasps and grips tightening
knowing my wet mouth is giving his cock what it needs
his words cutting through me making my mouth work harder
hair pulled tight, hot tears
more efficently, motivated to believe him and please him
there for one purpose and that is to be a place for his seed to be deposited

Damn.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

. . .
there for one purpose and that is to be a place for his seed to be deposited

Such a lovely cumdump you are, too.

 

[luxey313]

Such a lovely cumdump you are, too.

awwww
just Saturday perving

 

[Saint Peter]

nuclear forklift jacking

I got to work early today. While getting dressed out i triple duct tape a condom on my cock and then another. Double bagging, as we call it in the trade. I will jack today like I have never jacked. It will be a nuclear forklift jacking.

As I carefully dress and layer the clothes just right I feel my cock twitching in the basket of love I have carefully created out of two Fiesta condoms and some 2" 3M gray. On goes the respirator and I step through the air lock. I do a safety check on the forklift and grab the paperwork to get started. I am already hard. Nuclear Hard.

While climbing on the rig I reposition my cock so it does not interfere with proper respirator procedures because I am that hard. Nuclear Hard. While looking at the heavy waters I slip my cock out of the Tyveks. Tilting my head back as HEPA muffled groans fill Unit III.

My cock is nuclear wasted.

 

[Batch]

I got to work early today. While getting dressed out i triple duct tape a condom on my cock and then another. Double bagging, as we call it in the trade. I will jack today like I have never jacked. It will be a nuclear forklift jacking.

As I carefully dress and layer the clothes just right I feel my cock twitching in the basket of love I have carefully created out of two Fiesta condoms and some 2" 3M gray. On goes the respirator and I step through the air lock. I do a safety check on the forklift and grab the paperwork to get started. I am already hard. Nuclear Hard.

While climbing on the rig I reposition my cock so it does not interfere with proper respirator procedures because I am that hard. Nuclear Hard. While looking at the heavy waters I slip my cock out of the Tyveks. Tilting my head back as HEPA muffled groans fill Unit III.

My cock is nuclear wasted.

*swoon*

 

[kant_stop]

mmm, I'm about to masterbate for the third time today, I seem to be permenantly horny lately, was hoping for someone to me online to help me out but no one is, heh, will have to be imaginative...

I'm on number two for today, but it is early. Always hard, can't stop.

 

[MechaBlade]

I tried slapping some sense into it, but that only made things worse when I recalled how much The Muse likes having her face cockslapped, and then when she told me she wanted me to hold her by her ponytail and make her watch me jerk off on her face without letting her get to touch or suck it, that pretty much ended my little jack vaca.

Muses are great.

 

[rosco rathbone]

This place is a fucking pervhouse.

Pete, I'm probably the only other person in the entire world who is interested in the combination of hazmat, heavy industry, and perversity. Good thing the internet brought us together, what what?

 

[Hester]

a friend wanted to hear me cum on the phone tonight. so i obliged him. multiple times. i know i screamed out his name as well acts i'm sure are illegal in several states but i don't remember any details. but it was Good. with a capital G.

i want to do it again.