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Hester said:
ha!

yes, you did.

twice, in fact.

Eh. Try explaining raw chi, sexual continence, vitality, the joys of frustration, etc, to a mook who styles himself as a ladies man.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Eh. Try explaining raw chi, sexual continence, vitality, the joys of frustration, etc, to a mook who styles himself as a ladies man.

this is why i make sure the people around me think i'm a prude.
 
Hester said:
this is why i make sure the people around me think i'm a prude.
I never talk about myself. This guy is a serious slickster....just the type you want dealing with clients in a construction business in this city.

ANyhow, I haven't jacked in days and vitality is looking up. Instead of slumping in my subway seat like the living dead, I popped an actual boner at an anti-domestic violence ad (beautiful girl-face with bruised lips, photographed in sumptuous, pornographic detail) and then felt bad about myself from Penn Station to Queensboro Plaza.
 
went to my favorite sex store and had a big letdown today. it's always been a sleazy hole in the wall where i can mingle with folks that i would frankly be afraid to be alone with under normal circumstances. but the neighborhood's a changin and they've renovated, "upgraded." soccer moms and the like are now more common than beady-eyed creeps.

although i'll be looking for a new seedy store, i didn't let that dissuade me from renting a couple of movies and getting some new toys. not sure if it was one of the new toys, or the DP (which always sets me off like a firecracker), but i had some massive Os today. 9.5/10. i would have rated them 10s were it not for the memory of a true 10 i had some years ago.

oh, and thanks to luxey. i took her recommendation (to mecha, but i still took it) for "fashionista." good call.
 
Hester said:
oh, and thanks to luxey. i took her recommendation (to mecha, but i still took it) for "fashionista." good call.
I am DYING to see that movie.
 
Another jackworthy feelm: Showgirls. I want to slap Geena Gerschom right in the jew-lips with my circumsized member.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Another jackworthy feelm: Showgirls. I want to slap Geena Gerschom right in the jew-lips with my circumsized member.

Good interracial rape scene in that flick.
 
Chatting at Yahoo

I ran into a 20 year old female in the chat rooms and before long we were one on one chatting. The hot honey was wanting to watch so I opened up my cam and let her watch. As I stroked she moaned untill the final end. She enjoyed the show.
 
jacked like a fiend yesterday. well into the double digits. all but one O was outstanding. this is why i shouldn't have porn around. bad, bad hester. i needed 3 showers this morning to get the stench of sex off me.
 
Marquis said:
Ha ha, I'm so glad you see the depth I see.

I did not realise that fellow was a porno star.

Yesterday, I felt violent, sexual, mean. TOday, for no reason, I have no sex urges at all, even though I haven't jacked in almost a week. Hole in the orgone layer.
 
Hester said:
jacked like a fiend yesterday. well into the double digits. all but one O was outstanding. this is why i shouldn't have porn around. bad, bad hester. i needed 3 showers this morning to get the stench of sex off me.

How are these bad things?
 
No stroking for me in the last 48hrs... It is really hard to give a straight face and no erection when secretaries wear short skirts!!!! Do they know what they are doing to me??? My next time will probably be on Monday!! That'll be good!!! :rolleyes:
 
MiamiMale said:
No stroking for me in the last 48hrs... It is really hard to give a straight face and no erection when secretaries wear short skirts!!!! Do they know what they are doing to me??? My next time will probably be on Monday!! That'll be good!!! :rolleyes:

There are no women in my business and that's how I like it. Every once in a while you see a female architect or engineer on the derrick floor, or a dyke welder from the south bronx, but rarely and that's a good thing. I have no interest in dealing with boners as I am trying to make my daily bread. The ammount of wasted energy spent dealing with females on the job is stupendous.
 
rosco rathbone said:
There are no women in my business and that's how I like it. Every once in a while you see a female architect or engineer on the derrick floor, or a dyke welder from the south bronx, but rarely and that's a good thing. I have no interest in dealing with boners as I am trying to make my daily bread. The ammount of wasted energy spent dealing with females on the job is stupendous.

Word!
But you would feel different about this if you had about half a dozen minis running around on tan legs!!! At least I enjoy my after-hours afternoons!!!! :nana:
 
MiamiMale said:
Word!
But you would feel different about this if you had about half a dozen minis running around on tan legs!!! At least I enjoy my after-hours afternoons!!!! :nana:

I've worked in all-hottie environments such as a major NYC auction house, where the female to straight male ratio was very high. I can't say I enjoyed it that much. Just too much hassle. I love sexy womens, but not when I am trying to concentrate. I don't like females at my gym either. I want to work out, not stare at a double bubble.
 
rosco rathbone said:
There are no women in my business and that's how I like it. Every once in a while you see a female architect or engineer on the derrick floor, or a dyke welder from the south bronx, but rarely and that's a good thing. I have no interest in dealing with boners as I am trying to make my daily bread. The ammount of wasted energy spent dealing with females on the job is stupendous.
holy crap!! that is fucking hilarious
 
rosco rathbone said:
I've worked in all-hottie environments such as a major NYC auction house, where the female to straight male ratio was very high. I can't say I enjoyed it that much. Just too much hassle. I love sexy womens, but not when I am trying to concentrate. I don't like females at my gym either. I want to work out, not stare at a double bubble.

I like to stare and I wouldn't want to change it for anything in the world... :)
 
rosco rathbone said:
I've worked in all-hottie environments such as a major NYC auction house, where the female to straight male ratio was very high. I can't say I enjoyed it that much. Just too much hassle. I love sexy womens, but not when I am trying to concentrate. I don't like females at my gym either. I want to work out, not stare at a double bubble.


I have to agree with you. For the most part I've never done well with the women I have to see everyday anyway, whether it be work, class, neighbors, etc.
 
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