Jacking-Off Log
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TheCurious
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Last time I jacked off was last night...
I got home from work about 2am, wife was fast asleep and since she gets up at 7am, I didn't want to wake her... I'd just reinstalled windows and hadn't put a virus scanner on yet, so I ruled out any porn sites.... and loaded up an external hard drive filled with both downloaded porn and the home made porn my wife and I make.
I watched some movies we made last week... browsed through some image directories of Danni Ashe... and ended up having a huge orgasm a few minutes later looking at a series of picture of some girls dressed up like girls at a slumber party making out and feeling each other up.
Strangely... I blew the huge load all over a letter from my bank telling me they'd activated direct deposit on my mortage payments (it just happened to be the closest thing I grabbed to nut on.) I put my direct deposit all over it
I didn't end up jacking off today since I had the day off work and when my wife got home from work... we ended up curled up on the bed while the baby was napping. She asked me to guess what color her underwear was that day... I guessed right, and my reward was a huge blow job with a narration about how badly she wanted it in the ass. Good times
I got home from work about 2am, wife was fast asleep and since she gets up at 7am, I didn't want to wake her... I'd just reinstalled windows and hadn't put a virus scanner on yet, so I ruled out any porn sites.... and loaded up an external hard drive filled with both downloaded porn and the home made porn my wife and I make.
I watched some movies we made last week... browsed through some image directories of Danni Ashe... and ended up having a huge orgasm a few minutes later looking at a series of picture of some girls dressed up like girls at a slumber party making out and feeling each other up.
Strangely... I blew the huge load all over a letter from my bank telling me they'd activated direct deposit on my mortage payments (it just happened to be the closest thing I grabbed to nut on.) I put my direct deposit all over it
I didn't end up jacking off today since I had the day off work and when my wife got home from work... we ended up curled up on the bed while the baby was napping. She asked me to guess what color her underwear was that day... I guessed right, and my reward was a huge blow job with a narration about how badly she wanted it in the ass. Good times
bridgeburner
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Managed to gather up enough energy to grind one out last night. I was surprised since I had plenty of other things to think about (read obsess over) last night as I waited for sleep. Standard V-Jay, about a 3.
But those other thoughts came back to get me with a vengeance later. I was dreaming about them and then woke up at 3:45 to be kept awake by them until nearly 5. Hell, I should've just gotten up and cleaned house. It would've been far more productive.
But those other thoughts came back to get me with a vengeance later. I was dreaming about them and then woke up at 3:45 to be kept awake by them until nearly 5. Hell, I should've just gotten up and cleaned house. It would've been far more productive.
luxey313
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My wank was very sterile and matter of fact this morning.
The thoughts of him taking a moment away from his import tax and deposition paperwork, to press my face into the pillow.
Kneeling up for a minute by my face, taking in and out of my mouth- just to see my lips pull and push.
Asking me if I want it, shoving it, getting what he needs, and leaves me to return to his study.
Pants around the ankles, face to the side, breathing hard wondering what happened.
The thoughts of him taking a moment away from his import tax and deposition paperwork, to press my face into the pillow.
Kneeling up for a minute by my face, taking in and out of my mouth- just to see my lips pull and push.
Asking me if I want it, shoving it, getting what he needs, and leaves me to return to his study.
Pants around the ankles, face to the side, breathing hard wondering what happened.
bigredboston
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TheCurious said:Last time I jacked off was last night...
I got home from work about 2am, wife was fast asleep and since she gets up at 7am, I didn't want to wake her... I'd just reinstalled windows and hadn't put a virus scanner on yet, so I ruled out any porn sites.... and loaded up an external hard drive filled with both downloaded porn and the home made porn my wife and I make.
I watched some movies we made last week... browsed through some image directories of Danni Ashe... and ended up having a huge orgasm a few minutes later looking at a series of picture of some girls dressed up like girls at a slumber party making out and feeling each other up.
Strangely... I blew the huge load all over a letter from my bank telling me they'd activated direct deposit on my mortage payments (it just happened to be the closest thing I grabbed to nut on.) I put my direct deposit all over it
I didn't end up jacking off today since I had the day off work and when my wife got home from work... we ended up curled up on the bed while the baby was napping. She asked me to guess what color her underwear was that day... I guessed right, and my reward was a huge blow job with a narration about how badly she wanted it in the ass. Good times
Damn! Thats a very erotic BJ to be sure!
spacekowboy
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I was going to start a thread about this , but I figure i'd get a better response here.
A moral dilemma:
Do you ever feel bad for getting off to really terrible porn? I don't mean anything extremely deviant , I mean porn that you watch and laugh at the horrible acting. The dialogue during the sex being ridiculous, over the top moaning etc. I jacked this afternoon to some porn like that that i will soon be erasing because i've no intention of watching it again. It just made me think to myself " Why did you nut to that , it's nothing that even remotely works for you"
C'est la vie I suppose. I'm having jackers remorse I guess.
A moral dilemma:
Do you ever feel bad for getting off to really terrible porn? I don't mean anything extremely deviant , I mean porn that you watch and laugh at the horrible acting. The dialogue during the sex being ridiculous, over the top moaning etc. I jacked this afternoon to some porn like that that i will soon be erasing because i've no intention of watching it again. It just made me think to myself " Why did you nut to that , it's nothing that even remotely works for you"
C'est la vie I suppose. I'm having jackers remorse I guess.
spacekowboy
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Hester said:
See I have never felt guilty about getting off to fantasy, strictly because I know that 99% of those will never come true , and I probably wouldn't want them too anyway. It was just strange today that I got off to something I usually despise. I hate fake porn. My only guess is that my body needed release and it took that opportunity before my brain could object.
The right fantasies can be quite fun to ponder into the deepest depravity though. I'd say you shouldn't feel bad , but I know I also know that feeling bad is part of what gets you off. So instead i'll say you're a bad, bad girl who needs her ass blistered for thinking such horrible thoughts.
rosco rathbone
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Jackers remorse lol.
Comes in so many flavors. I jack to porn about once a year, so I can't say I have that flavor, but I have others.
I'm in a steady mode of jacking lately. Once in the evening, once when I wake up for my nightly insomnia, and once when I get out of bed. It's been a struggle to get off for weeks now, but when I do, I pop.
I was having something of a "romantic jack" this morning, that is to say, based on feelings and interactions, not sexy sexuality. I was jacking leisurely to free floating speculations about the strangeness of requiring females of my socioeconomic/educational background to speak respectfully and hold their tongues when commanded to do so. I don't really know how to describe this, but I find the whole thing sexy, that is to say, that I have libidinized an introjection of old school concepts.
Comes in so many flavors. I jack to porn about once a year, so I can't say I have that flavor, but I have others.
I'm in a steady mode of jacking lately. Once in the evening, once when I wake up for my nightly insomnia, and once when I get out of bed. It's been a struggle to get off for weeks now, but when I do, I pop.
I was having something of a "romantic jack" this morning, that is to say, based on feelings and interactions, not sexy sexuality. I was jacking leisurely to free floating speculations about the strangeness of requiring females of my socioeconomic/educational background to speak respectfully and hold their tongues when commanded to do so. I don't really know how to describe this, but I find the whole thing sexy, that is to say, that I have libidinized an introjection of old school concepts.
spacekowboy
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scuse me whilst i break out the dictionary.
Marquis
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I'm baaaaaack
After a several week hiatus, masturbation has made a triumphant return. This new development followed the discovery of not one, but TWO former hook-ups in the realm of digital pornography.
Each of them has done for me digitally then they ever could in person, thank you creepy, exploitative pornographers!
After a several week hiatus, masturbation has made a triumphant return. This new development followed the discovery of not one, but TWO former hook-ups in the realm of digital pornography.
Each of them has done for me digitally then they ever could in person, thank you creepy, exploitative pornographers!
stirbird
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I guess I was relaxed enough today to have one of my rare ones.
I was sitting at my desk reading a newspaper tabloid story about a woman who drowned her four children in the bathtub (I know, a weird way to start off a masturbation story, but bear with me). The story was about what happened to her after she was sent to jail. Apparently she was put on a five-week "suicide watch." I gather, from the story, that in those situations, you're giving a suicide dress and a suicide blanket that you can't tear apart and guards check in on you frequently. Well, this woman's lawyers claim that the jail drove her crazy because they claimed they didn't have a suicide dress and she was forced to be stark naked the entire five weeks. Additionally, the guards checking in on her cell were mostly men. Something in me liked the idea of being forced to be naked in a cell for five weeks with male guards ogling me through the bars the entire time and so I played with myself thinking about having no privacy, for instance, waking in the middle of the night to rude remarks and laughter when I fell asleep in an exposing position (in my fantasy I didn't even get the blanket), and being tied in exposing positions when my jailers judged I was a bigger risk that day than on others. I came, imagining being tied or handcuffed tightly to the bars and the deputies fondling me casually but very insultingly as they walked by in the corridor. Nice intense satisfying orgasm.
I was sitting at my desk reading a newspaper tabloid story about a woman who drowned her four children in the bathtub (I know, a weird way to start off a masturbation story, but bear with me). The story was about what happened to her after she was sent to jail. Apparently she was put on a five-week "suicide watch." I gather, from the story, that in those situations, you're giving a suicide dress and a suicide blanket that you can't tear apart and guards check in on you frequently. Well, this woman's lawyers claim that the jail drove her crazy because they claimed they didn't have a suicide dress and she was forced to be stark naked the entire five weeks. Additionally, the guards checking in on her cell were mostly men. Something in me liked the idea of being forced to be naked in a cell for five weeks with male guards ogling me through the bars the entire time and so I played with myself thinking about having no privacy, for instance, waking in the middle of the night to rude remarks and laughter when I fell asleep in an exposing position (in my fantasy I didn't even get the blanket), and being tied in exposing positions when my jailers judged I was a bigger risk that day than on others. I came, imagining being tied or handcuffed tightly to the bars and the deputies fondling me casually but very insultingly as they walked by in the corridor. Nice intense satisfying orgasm.
evesdream
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sexuality is a strange thing.
i had a jill inspired by (or reminiscent of) the perverse stories a friend of mine used to write. raised from infancy to be a submissive sex slut. not allowed language, except to understand specific orders relating to comfort-female status. i could imagine the primitive gurgles a girl like that would make. a bizzare episode during this sex-story involving a glory hole and rear entry.
anyway, i had this a few hours ago & something must have been in the air.
i had a jill inspired by (or reminiscent of) the perverse stories a friend of mine used to write. raised from infancy to be a submissive sex slut. not allowed language, except to understand specific orders relating to comfort-female status. i could imagine the primitive gurgles a girl like that would make. a bizzare episode during this sex-story involving a glory hole and rear entry.
anyway, i had this a few hours ago & something must have been in the air.
Hester
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tried to take a nap and as i tried to sleep my mind went off where i usually don't let it go. usually a nap jack at least starts slow and sleepy, but this time i bolted up and frenetically started Jing. it was quick and satisfying. i feel better, but it fucked up my nap.
rosco rathbone
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big baby jesus?
Hester
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ha! i'm a bit strange myself so i think they suit me in that regard. they all have meaning to me, although i doubt anyone else would get most of them.stirbird said:Hester, you have strangest avatars on Literotica. (That's a compliment!
this guy looks a lot like one of my brothers, who i'm missing very much these days.
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