Jacking-Off Log

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I busted off one this AM @ nautical twilight, when all is quiet except for the cheeping of the psychopomps who inhabit the bodies of the small birds on my block. Perhaps if I gave up on this habit, the sun god would refuse to show ihs glowing face. WHo is to say that he does not require a small sacrifice of seed..***** force itself...to rise.
 
bridgeburner said:
Kowboy,

Who is that guy telling me to shut the fuck up and where did all the boobies go?

The boobies were becoming a bit of a nusiance according to some :rolleyes:

That is Gillette Penn of Penn & Teller.
 
bridgeburner said:
I'm back in town and back in business - got off a decent welcome home O last night, almost completely silent but I was muttering a little bit toward the end. That seems to just be SOP now.


Glad to hear that others are suffering compulsive vocalizations. Makes me not feel quite so ridiculous. ;->


If i'm alone , i grunt and groan like you wouldn't imagine. It hightens the O for me.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Another jackworthy feelm: Showgirls. I want to slap Geena Gerschom right in the jew-lips with my circumsized member.
Rocco Siffi, eh?
My one true :heart:
 
Haven't been around much lately. I'm not jacking much. I peaked, and now I'm laying fallow - just a quickie here and there. The whore going to sleep, and the romantic is stirring.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
Haven't been around much lately. I'm not jacking much. I peaked, and now I'm laying fallow - just a quickie here and there. The whore going to sleep, and the romantic is stirring.

If I buy you roses and chocolates will i get anal? ;)
 
I can barely remember my last jack. It's been too hot and I've been having real sex. (Didn't mean to rub it in)
 
o and it was terrible! i felt like i would never cum, that it would just keep feeling good and building up forever. tried spreading my legs wider, until it hurt, spreading my pussy lips wide, until it hurt... tried spanking my pussy and pulling my clit, until it hurt. Just made it feel better. Thought i was going to pass out, it felt so good, kept building up, and just when i thought i would cum, i wouldn't, it would build up more.

content thinking of bondage, currently. currently fantasizing waking up already tied spread-eagle to a bed and watching him jack off, fuck my mouth, slap me around, call me names, etc... seems to work on getting me off.

o and it was terrible. terrible and good.
 
spacekowboy420 said:
I don't think I've said those exact words , but the same sentiment.


hahaha, no I meant oh goody for me. It cheers me to no end to know those sounds are being made. I never understood why it was hot to hear some chick moaning and groaning away until the first time I heard a man do it for real. Then I realized it wasn't that it wasn't sexy, it's just that I was straight.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
Haven't been around much lately. I'm not jacking much. I peaked, and now I'm laying fallow - just a quickie here and there. The whore going to sleep, and the romantic is stirring.

Yo 'livia!!!! Hurrray!
 
bridgeburner said:
hahaha, no I meant oh goody for me. It cheers me to no end to know those sounds are being made. I never understood why it was hot to hear some chick moaning and groaning away until the first time I heard a man do it for real. Then I realized it wasn't that it wasn't sexy, it's just that I was straight.

Hooray for straight chicks!
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:


o and it was terrible. terrible and good.


Sounds like. I love those kind, but they're rare for me. I did get off awash in a sea of perversity this afternoon as well as last night. Horrid shameful criminal imaginings but I just couldn't stop myself. It's hard to say what felt better, my body or my brain, though they do keep telling us that it's so intertwined in sex as to be much the same.
 
spacekowboy420 said:
Hooray for straight chicks!

I always thought that I'd have more options if I were bi-sexual. As it stands the extent of my bi leanings are pretty firmly focused on boobies.
 
-geisha.grrrl- said:
o and it was terrible! i felt like i would never cum, that it would just keep feeling good and building up forever. tried spreading my legs wider, until it hurt, spreading my pussy lips wide, until it hurt... tried spanking my pussy and pulling my clit, until it hurt. Just made it feel better. Thought i was going to pass out, it felt so good, kept building up, and just when i thought i would cum, i wouldn't, it would build up more.

content thinking of bondage, currently. currently fantasizing waking up already tied spread-eagle to a bed and watching him jack off, fuck my mouth, slap me around, call me names, etc... seems to work on getting me off.

o and it was terrible. terrible and good.



hmmm thank you for giving something to think of as I start my jerk off session of the evening! :D
 
bridgeburner said:
hahaha, no I meant oh goody for me. It cheers me to no end to know those sounds are being made. I never understood why it was hot to hear some chick moaning and groaning away until the first time I heard a man do it for real. Then I realized it wasn't that it wasn't sexy, it's just that I was straight.
Mansounds - nothing so stirring as those involuntary sounds, almost like pain, from deep in the body.
 
bridgeburner said:
I always thought that I'd have more options if I were bi-sexual. As it stands the extent of my bi leanings are pretty firmly focused on boobies.

I've thought that myself. You increase your chances of getting laid by %50, but then it would mean i have to suck dick, and I'm just not down with that.
 
spacekowboy420 said:
I've thought that myself. You increase your chances of getting laid by %50, but then it would mean i have to suck dick, and I'm just not down with that.

Actually, you increase your chances of getting laid by 100%, assuming gender is the only discriminating variable.
 
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