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AssEatta said:
Currently stroking my black cock to the AVP Chicago Open Woman’s volley ball.
Four nice tight white asses I want to eat and dick.
I will be stroking my dick until 6pm, or for another 12 minutes.
Oh well, that was fun; I’m done, back to work. :eek:
 
Hester said:
my own personal big baby jesus.

you make your broth yet?


Now howm I sposed to make it when I never got a straight answer from you in your ?s thread?

I haven't jayed in 24 hours. Also the weather suddenly got better and this low level chronic sore throat, swollen glands and nervous cough and general malaise and lack of vitality that has been plagueing me for 2 wks straight suddenly lifted. I see a connection here.
 
rosco rathbone said:
Now howm I sposed to make it when I never got a straight answer from you in your ?s thread?

I haven't jayed in 24 hours. Also the weather suddenly got better and this low level chronic sore throat, swollen glands and nervous cough and general malaise and lack of vitality that has been plagueing me for 2 wks straight suddenly lifted. I see a connection here.
I discussed your broth with the bean last night. If you usually change your water half way through don't if you want it fatty. Just keep skimming the top religiously.

If you want more details you'll have to pm her.
 
rimmy said:
I discussed your broth with the bean last night. If you usually change your water half way through don't if you want it fatty. Just keep skimming the top religiously.

If you want more details you'll have to pm her.

Thanx for the tip. I love schmaltz (25% russian jew).
 
rosco rathbone said:
Oh, I missed it. :eek:

Stock will be made this day.
you said fatty, so i added a whole stick of butter. if you think that's too much you can cut it down to just enough to saute onions.

let me know how it comes out.
 
Hester said:
you said fatty, so i added a whole stick of butter. if you think that's too much you can cut it down to just enough to saute onions.

let me know how it comes out.

The presence of a whole stick of butter in the recipe was a sign of goodness to me. I'm using chicken bodies that have most of the meat off of them, but still have bits clinging. This is gonna be great.
 
rosco rathbone said:
The presence of a whole stick of butter in the recipe was a sign of goodness to me. I'm using chicken bodies that have most of the meat off of them, but still have bits clinging. This is gonna be great.
that's perfect!
 
My jacks have come in a frenetic blur of late. I find that I'm always either jacking, contemplating my next jack, reminiscing about my last jack, or allowing my mind to revel in free-form stream of consciousness sense-dreams to stoke the fires for a jack. My lust has definitely taken on the quality of an itch. Yes, it's a scratchable itch, but the scratching doesn'tquell a god-damn thing; rather, it makes the itch even more maddening.

All of the above sounds like a complaint, but it's far from it. I'm revelling in the unquenchable fire at the moment. Few things in life make me feel more alive than a runaway libido. Bring it on.
 
tortoise said:
My jacks have come in a frenetic blur of late. I find that I'm always either jacking, contemplating my next jack, reminiscing about my last jack, or allowing my mind to revel in free-form stream of consciousness sense-dreams to stoke the fires for a jack. My lust has definitely taken on the quality of an itch. Yes, it's a scratchable itch, but the scratching doesn'tquell a god-damn thing; rather, it makes the itch even more maddening.

All of the above sounds like a complaint, but it's far from it. I'm revelling in the unquenchable fire at the moment. Few things in life make me feel more alive than a runaway libido. Bring it on.
i feel your itch

it's like perpetual genital poison ivy
 
I am stuck in a hotel in Tampa right now with no one else around to do the job for me, so I guess I'll just keep browsing the forum and jerk off for a couple of hours :)
 
bridgeburner said:
There is an impenetrable orgone filter over my parents' house.

Weep for me, comrades. Weep.
i shall jack in your honor tonight

be strong, beebs, be strong
 
Couldn't get the wife warmed up. Took a long hot shower and thought about the lady I saw while delivering. She was bent over putting something in the trunk of her car, I don't know if she knew or forgot but her short dress had rose to where I could see the bottom of her ass cheeks and her bald pussy. I stroked a hard quick one thinking about stopping the package car and taking her in the parking lot with the neighbors looking on.
 
I had a fabulous jack this afternoon , round about 4:00 pm. I had been watching a little porn , that seemed to just get the fire kindling. I had talked with a litster about a couple of fairlyarousing subjects that seemed to stoke the fire. Then i watched a little porn , and that added fuel the blaze. I needed some sleep after a oparticualrly harsh weekend so about 4:00 ish I retired to my bedroom and I grabbed ahold of my already precum soaked dick. It didn't take long at all once I unleashed my imagination.
 
given my wanking habits i often wonder if i smell of my own sex all the time.

i only had one comment made once by a person who would say such a thing, but since most people won't go there, i do wonder.
 
bridgeburner said:
There is an impenetrable orgone filter over my parents' house.

Weep for me, comrades. Weep.

lol @ this and "hole in the orgone layer".

I'm three days without an o and it feels natural.

I was suckered into a discussion of my sexuality with the guy who owns the company I'm working with now--I don't know how to explain him other than to say that he has a fu manchu mustache, always wears a polo with a popped collar, drives a truck with a built in gangbox that has an actual mirror finish, so that when you load anything into the truck bed, you have to get a big piece of cardboard to protect it, is Irish, and shows up on crane days wearing shorts, grabs the phones and starts telling the operator "up on the load" when the piece is 3 feet off the truck. Anyhow, he's enough of a charmer and bullshit artist to draw me out, which takes quite a bit of doing, and before I knew it, I found myself defending my own personal sexual style from some serious ballbreaking. I was left scratching my head basically.
 
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