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Queen Bee said:
bzzzzzzzz. O. zzzzzzzzzzz

Haha, you slay me flea.




I once got blown while watching UFC, during the heyday of Royce Gracie. That is my contribution to the Gracie discussion.
 
Queen Bee said:
Years ago, I occasionally masturbated while watching Royce Gracie grappling in Ultimate Fighting (go ahead and snicker) Championships. He was so calm and clear-eyed, just snugging up to his opponent and squeeze-squeeze-squeezing the life out of him. Like a python. Hot stuff. SQUEEZE
I met Royce at a cage fight in Miami 2 yrs. ago. He kissed me on the cheek.
I know it was a hello kiss, but I'd still like to think of it as something special.
All those Brazilian guys are fucking hot.
But I have a special place in my heart for Rickson. Plus he is Daddy material.
 
7even & out

I finished the week and oed 4 times today. The first two felt like trying to pour water accurately, out of a pitcher that is full to overflowing. As soon as you jostle it, the water runs over the top and down the sides. Just a few tugs and frothy, watery seed covered my fist. The second two os were very powerful and identical. I was lying on my bed and a strange chilling southern wind swirled the curtains around. An electrical feeling of sheer power swept over me-the power of commanding and being obeyed. All the hairs on my balls stood on end. I strode into the roman ejaculatorium and blasted forth a powerful load. Had it been into a womb, children would have certainly been the result. Both of those loads were brimming with raw chi. I Oed and Oed again, according to the law of the jungle.
 
rosco rathbone said:
I finished the week and oed 4 times today. The first two felt like trying to pour water accurately, out of a pitcher that is full to overflowing. As soon as you jostle it, the water runs over the top and down the sides. Just a few tugs and frothy, watery seed covered my fist. The second two os were very powerful and identical. I was lying on my bed and a strange chilling southern wind swirled the curtains around. An electrical feeling of sheer power swept over me-the power of commanding and being obeyed. All the hairs on my balls stood on end. I strode into the roman ejaculatorium and blasted forth a powerful load. Had it been into a womb, children would have certainly been the result. Both of those loads were brimming with raw chi. I Oed and Oed again, according to the law of the jungle.
:eek:
 
Congrats, congrats, Rosco! Glad to hear the releases were good too. Sometimes if I wait too long to orgasm (while I'm stimulating myself) I lose track of the orgasm--it's happening but I don't actually feel it--mind gets disconnected from clit somehow. Glad that didn't happen to you.

I admit, at the beginning of this thing I didn't think you were going to make it. I'd completely forgotten about that often-astonishing and frequently frustrating (well, for others) stubborn streak of yours. ;)
 
I've been holding it in ever since that four-O day last week. I haven't really wanted to wank; but I have been having a lot of tingly perverse whole body fantasies, the teenage kind that last a long time. Erotic reveries, really.

One I keep thinking of goes like this. FUck with rubber on, nut, pull out. Lie back and light a cigarette. She mutters something, with eyes shyly downcast.

"What?"
"Do I mumble mumble mumble."
"Do you what?"
"YOU KNOW."
"Nuh uh. Do you what?"

*hides face*

"doihavepermissiontomumblemumble"

"hmmmm?"

*with flashing eyes* "Do I have permission to drink your sperm??!??!"


Leaning there, I watch her roll the condom off and; kneeling before me, knees together, with erect posture, presenting a very pretty picture, tilt her head back and drain the contents thereof into her mouth with ceremony and grace. As taught, she looks at me a moment and then opens her mouth.

"Very nice. Swallow it."
 
Father, it's been 48 hours since my last jack.

rosco rathbone said:
"What?"
"Do I mumble mumble mumble."
"Do you what?"
"YOU KNOW."
"Nuh uh. Do you what?"

*hides face*

"doihavepermissiontomumblemumble"

"hmmmm?"

*with flashing eyes* "Do I have permission to drink your sperm??!??!"

Rosco, if you keep this shit up, I won't make it to 72.
 
hey, BlueSugar's rounding up folks to do a mail-it-along kind of thing. There's going to be some kind of journal in the box and I think it would be cool if the J-Loggers contributed.


She gave her thread an unfortunate name so it hasn't gotten much traffic, but you folks are brave, bold and boisterous. Come check it out

Anyone Want to Play Copycat with Me?

So if the link doesn't work that's the title of the thread and it's in the Cafe.


-B
 
bridgeburner said:
hey, BlueSugar's rounding up folks to do a mail-it-along kind of thing. There's going to be some kind of journal in the box and I think it would be cool if the J-Loggers contributed.


She gave her thread an unfortunate name so it hasn't gotten much traffic, but you folks are brave, bold and boisterous. Come check it out

Anyone Want to Play Copycat with Me?

So if the link doesn't work that's the title of the thread and it's in the Cafe.


-B
She took it from Angel's, Snail Mail.
 
Yeah, that's why she called the thread Copycat, but because of that I think people haven't really been sure what it's about. It looks like a lot of fun and more players are needed.

C'mon, Luxey! You know you wanna.....


-B
 
bridgeburner said:
Yeah, that's why she called the thread Copycat, but because of that I think people haven't really been sure what it's about. It looks like a lot of fun and more players are needed.

C'mon, Luxey! You know you wanna.....


-B
Too bad one cannot rename threads.. :rolleyes:
I am game. I am doing the other one too...
But I do not voyage on the BDSM boards much anymore.


*Now back to your regular scheduled jacking...
 
I'm thinking maybe I'll add a little baggie of California Beach sand. You're on the East Coast, right? We can breed mutant sand babies by combining our coasts through the US Postal system.

I wonder if that's illegal?



-B
 
bridgeburner said:
I'm thinking maybe I'll add a little baggie of California Beach sand. You're on the East Coast, right? We can breed mutant sand babies by combining our coasts through the US Postal system.

I wonder if that's illegal?



-B
My sand is gonna fuck and spank your sands ass..

(I am in FLA)
 
True, the East coast has waaaaay better sand. West coast has way better people watching, though. Maybe I'll take some pics down at muscle beach.
 
bridgeburner said:
True, the East coast has waaaaay better sand. West coast has way better people watching, though. Maybe I'll take some pics down at muscle beach.
Have you ever been to Miami?? Topless beaches.. oh yeah.
Muscle Beach?lol.. I read about it.
Bohunks are yucky!

Now Beebs, you know we are taking away from Rosco's JOL...
eek!
 
I didn't say they were hot, just that it's good people watching. ;-> As for actual ocean visits I'm more of an Outer Banks girl than Miami Beach type.

BOT - I have rarely ever masturbated on a beach vacation since I've always gone with my family which means I generally never have the privacy to indulge. How sad is that? Especially since the ionized air makes me particularly randy.


-B
 
bridgeburner said:
I didn't say they were hot, just that it's good people watching. ;-> As for actual ocean visits I'm more of an Outer Banks girl than Miami Beach type.

BOT - I have rarely ever masturbated on a beach vacation since I've always gone with my family which means I generally never have the privacy to indulge. How sad is that? Especially since the ionized air makes me particularly randy.


-B
Me too..
I am on the westcoast and there are totally abandoned, clear beaches which rule.
I went to the beach today and the sandbars were so big! It looked like people were walking on water.

You need to sneak off and have a wank. It is great on the beach.
I am not much for beach shags though, too sandy.
 
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