Jacking-Off Log
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rosco rathbone
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day 5ive day 6ix
Day five was not easy at all. Random energy ricocheting in my lower belly. I realized the wisdom of my father's precept: "Before making any decisions regarding a female; be sure and rub one out". It wasn't that I had the urge to o; that had peaked on the previous day. The pent-up seed seemed to be shorting out circuts in my emotional control center. I keep picturing the scene in Das Boot where the valiant chief engineer dives beneath the rising waters in the belly of the stricken U-Boat, spanner in hand, trying to get the engines to work again. Some little guy in my testicles is yelling into the engine room telegraph "...just five more minutes, Kapitan!"....
On day six, a strange calm descended over my balls. All day, I've had the feeling that, if I relaxed my lower chakras, the seed would flow out of me without an orgasm, like water seeking its own level.
Day five was not easy at all. Random energy ricocheting in my lower belly. I realized the wisdom of my father's precept: "Before making any decisions regarding a female; be sure and rub one out". It wasn't that I had the urge to o; that had peaked on the previous day. The pent-up seed seemed to be shorting out circuts in my emotional control center. I keep picturing the scene in Das Boot where the valiant chief engineer dives beneath the rising waters in the belly of the stricken U-Boat, spanner in hand, trying to get the engines to work again. Some little guy in my testicles is yelling into the engine room telegraph "...just five more minutes, Kapitan!"....
On day six, a strange calm descended over my balls. All day, I've had the feeling that, if I relaxed my lower chakras, the seed would flow out of me without an orgasm, like water seeking its own level.
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Shoot me.
3 PM - I wake up from the usual smorgasbord of disturbing dreams.
5 PM - I have had my usual large cup of coffee, plus 2 cans of coca-cola. My mind is going a hundred mph and my body is spontaneously twitching at random intervals. Everything in me screams to jump out of my chair and go jogging, or perhaps beat someone up (even better) but instead I stay as still as possible in my chair and cruise Lit.
5:30 PM - In frustration, I take off all my clothing and climb into bed with my clit massager to try and rub one out. My mind is racing so fast that it can no longer hold a consistant fantasy long enough for me to build up any erotic tension and my masturbation session is halted in its most common way... By my housemate knocking on my door and asking if I'm "busy in there" because she "just really needs to talk" about her boyfriend right now.
I follow her out into the living room, nude, and explain that she interupted me again in the middle of masturbation, but of course I will take time off to listen to her vent. She used to get embarrassed when she'd interupt me like this, but she's got such a fucking sixth sense for when I'm masturbating that she no longer even bothers to pretend that it bothers or embarrasses her that she's halted my session. If anything, I'm starting to suspect she likes knowing she can demand precedence over my orgasms.
~ 6 PM - F continues to recount in horridly boring detail the events that transpired last night between her and her boyfriend. I am stealing glances at the TV until she notices and casually clicks it off with the remote. I sigh inwardly and focus my eyes on hers. I'm paying attention, but not to her words, to her face. I am sympathizing with the boyfriend at this point, and start to really contemplate how angry it makes me that she is so self-centered. I gaze into her pretty Cuban face and imagine an alternate history where half an hour ago she interupts me and I call for her to enter my room. She walks in, and I surprise her from behind my bedroom door and push her roughly onto my bed. When she cries out in alarm I slap her hard across the face and stuff my discarded panties into her mouth. In real life this 5'2" Cuban girl could probably kick my 5'9" white girl ass, but this is MY fantasy. I hold her down and rip off her shorts as I push my vibrator against her pussy. She struggles futilely and is eventually overcome by a strangely UNpleasant orgasm that leaves her sopping wet and crying at the violation. I toss the vibrating mechanism into her face and leave the room with one last cold glance at her tears.
~ 6:30 PM - I finally escape her tirad of complaints and retreat back into my bedroom. My heart is racing from the caffeine I have subjected it to, and I know further efforts at real masturbation are useless for at least the next two hours. I say fuck it, and log my pathetic afternoon into an online jack-off log instead.
3 PM - I wake up from the usual smorgasbord of disturbing dreams.
5 PM - I have had my usual large cup of coffee, plus 2 cans of coca-cola. My mind is going a hundred mph and my body is spontaneously twitching at random intervals. Everything in me screams to jump out of my chair and go jogging, or perhaps beat someone up (even better) but instead I stay as still as possible in my chair and cruise Lit.
5:30 PM - In frustration, I take off all my clothing and climb into bed with my clit massager to try and rub one out. My mind is racing so fast that it can no longer hold a consistant fantasy long enough for me to build up any erotic tension and my masturbation session is halted in its most common way... By my housemate knocking on my door and asking if I'm "busy in there" because she "just really needs to talk" about her boyfriend right now.
I follow her out into the living room, nude, and explain that she interupted me again in the middle of masturbation, but of course I will take time off to listen to her vent. She used to get embarrassed when she'd interupt me like this, but she's got such a fucking sixth sense for when I'm masturbating that she no longer even bothers to pretend that it bothers or embarrasses her that she's halted my session. If anything, I'm starting to suspect she likes knowing she can demand precedence over my orgasms.
~ 6 PM - F continues to recount in horridly boring detail the events that transpired last night between her and her boyfriend. I am stealing glances at the TV until she notices and casually clicks it off with the remote. I sigh inwardly and focus my eyes on hers. I'm paying attention, but not to her words, to her face. I am sympathizing with the boyfriend at this point, and start to really contemplate how angry it makes me that she is so self-centered. I gaze into her pretty Cuban face and imagine an alternate history where half an hour ago she interupts me and I call for her to enter my room. She walks in, and I surprise her from behind my bedroom door and push her roughly onto my bed. When she cries out in alarm I slap her hard across the face and stuff my discarded panties into her mouth. In real life this 5'2" Cuban girl could probably kick my 5'9" white girl ass, but this is MY fantasy. I hold her down and rip off her shorts as I push my vibrator against her pussy. She struggles futilely and is eventually overcome by a strangely UNpleasant orgasm that leaves her sopping wet and crying at the violation. I toss the vibrating mechanism into her face and leave the room with one last cold glance at her tears.
~ 6:30 PM - I finally escape her tirad of complaints and retreat back into my bedroom. My heart is racing from the caffeine I have subjected it to, and I know further efforts at real masturbation are useless for at least the next two hours. I say fuck it, and log my pathetic afternoon into an online jack-off log instead.
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rosco rathbone
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Nice.
Tell your man to get his ass in here and log some jacks too. I know that guy does nothing but lie around all day yanking his crank.
Tell your man to get his ass in here and log some jacks too. I know that guy does nothing but lie around all day yanking his crank.
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7:00 - 7:30 PM
Victory is mine. Five times in a row, in fact.
Strangely, my fantasies during that half an hour had absolutely nothing to do with the Cuban girl.
There's something extremely satisfying about feeling your heartbeat thud through your engorged clit. It's the rhythm of life, I tell you.
Thanks.
He stalks my posts, so has undoutably already read your request.
Victory is mine. Five times in a row, in fact.
Strangely, my fantasies during that half an hour had absolutely nothing to do with the Cuban girl.
There's something extremely satisfying about feeling your heartbeat thud through your engorged clit. It's the rhythm of life, I tell you.
rosco rathbone said:
Thanks.
He stalks my posts, so has undoutably already read your request.
MechaBlade
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I'm going to jerk to this post.Killishandra said:
MechaBlade
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I'll aim at your jpeg.just pet said:
Xelebes
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Marquis said:
Oh you want rhyming now?
Relax, don't have a cow.
I'm gonna rhyme you asleep
'Bout pull'n my schlong 'til I seep-
It leaks
Yeah, I'm using a euphemism
Big honk'n' words for my jism!
I wake up with morning wood
And as any un'mploy'd man would
Start'd yanking, dear Lord,
Blew it all like I scored!
I stop to clean myself up
Wait until I done sup
And queue up later in the night
When everyvody is out of sight
Pull out my wank-o-mat
aka mpeg file format
Files
Oh yeah
Pulled it then too
Blew some less goo
Can't be a jism factory
Cuz there I end the story
With an iota of truth
So you can wank in your booth.
Peepin' on my sex life
As if I had a wife.
Killishandra
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MechaBlade said:
I appreciate the compliment.
I'm glad someone got cum out of that fantasy, seeing as how I didn't.
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rosco rathbone said:
Day five equaled probably the most terrifyingly claustrophobic scene from one of the most terrifyingly claustrophobic movies ever? No wonder I abjectly fail every time I try my own version of this orgasm-deinal thing. My body is wiser than I...wiser than you, too, Rosco!
The calm is really interesting. I feel something like that when due to stress or life I haven't been able to orgasm in a very long time. I wonder if it would keep up if you did this another week?
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Killishandra said:
Room-matus interurptus sucks!
Now I remember why I used to do my masturbating in the bathroom behind a locked door. People seldom insist upon interrupting you when you're in there.Killi, seriously: why do you let her push you around? Why don't you just tell her, "You can have my undivided attention...but ONLY after ten minutes from now (or substitute your own time), Rosita! Now GO!" ? I guess that might not be easy or even possible if the pattern of your relationship is set. People resist strongly to having such patterns changed.
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I have lusted over Risckson for a long time, and he is in his 40's. Mhmm.TaintedB said:I like that fighter's face. He looks like he has many...issues.
http://www.limbermen.com/martial-arts/Rickson_Gracie02.jpg
rosco rathbone
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just pet said:
This could set off a chain reaction.
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Re: Gracie
Years ago, I occasionally masturbated while watching Royce Gracie grappling in Ultimate Fighting (go ahead and snicker) Championships. He was so calm and clear-eyed, just snugging up to his opponent and squeeze-squeeze-squeezing the life out of him. Like a python. Hot stuff. SQUEEZE
Killishandra, that roommate fantasy was great.
Not much to report in the world of wanking. Every night it's the same:
bzzzzzzzz. O. zzzzzzzzzzz
Years ago, I occasionally masturbated while watching Royce Gracie grappling in Ultimate Fighting (go ahead and snicker) Championships. He was so calm and clear-eyed, just snugging up to his opponent and squeeze-squeeze-squeezing the life out of him. Like a python. Hot stuff. SQUEEZE
Killishandra, that roommate fantasy was great.
Not much to report in the world of wanking. Every night it's the same:
bzzzzzzzz. O. zzzzzzzzzzz
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