Jacking-Off Log

[XXIII]

Well, if I had to keep a log the pages be stuck together.

Lets just say about once a day.

 

[Mongoose_99]

I jack off on the average of once a day. I jacked off to nude photos of April Voss yesterday.

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc65/th_5da_April_Voss_013_lrg.jpg

Sometimes I like to go to a jack shack and jack off for the girl -- I love an audience.

 

[Guest]

 

[indyswinger]

Standing in my kitchen looking out across my yard watching my very sexy neighbor do her yardwork.....

Jacked it hard and shot my load on the floor .... no lube

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've been containing myself for a week but it didn't really start to bother me until last night. I began to feel brittle and shakey. Then I began to feel as if only my powers of concentration were preventing the molecules of my body from wandering off, each to its own seperate destination. I was afraid to relax; I thought I might discorporate. Finally I crawled into bed and tried to sleep, with the wonky compressor of the air-conditioner thudding irregularly in the next room. I played with it for a couple of minutes; thinking that would bring relaxation and peace, but finally dropped it and fell into an ominous sexual stupor with my semi-hard crank dangling from the leg hole of my Calvin Klein drawers. At no time during the following did I touch myself, but I felt as if I might go off at any minute, half-cocked as it were, if I were to so much as sneeze.

At first I thought of anger, jealous anger towards fantasy object. I saw her walking back and forth in the room, nervous, looking at me over her shoulder, fully clothed. She knew I was sullen, pent up. I order her to strip and she obeys silently, reluctantly, balancing on one leg to remove shoe, underwear. Seeing her fear and obedience, I felt a cold shock like a large snowball settling to the bottom of my core as if my torso were a container filled with some viscous fluid. She kept looking at me with a maddeningly defiant eye, refusing to go meekly yet obeying all the same. She knew her punishment was merited, not by any of the commonly aknowledged rules but by those unfair rules dictated by me alone. I pictured putting wrist and ankle restraints on her, and collar, and chaining her down. My body was churning with jumpy, explosive, aggressive energy, like a human lightning bolt looking for someone to strike.

Then the scene changed.

I was sitting in a chair, watching her kneeling on the floor, deep-throating a hazy, indefinite man, perhaps middle-aged, perhaps pale and hairy, who sprawled on a recliner, arms outflung, eyes closed. I had a small camera aimed and ready. I want to capture his face at the precise moment. I watched his face, I knew I was watching his face but I cannot tell you what it looked like. I had ordered her to do him exactly as she would do me. I was filled with jealousy, anger, excitement and trembled. She had been told to signal me at the instant the sperm began to flow down her throat. It was important that this signal be secret, strictly between the two of us. I wanted to cry, or lash out, or come. Something. Suddenly her fingertips begin tapping urgently, silently on the floor, as a wrestler, overcome and agonized by the armlock, signals submission. The signal.

 

[Mongoose_99]

I jacked off yesterday to nude photos of Jaime Hammer. Wow, she is such a hot babe and looks fantastic naked. Here is the nude photo that took me over the edge.

http://img35.imagevenue.com/loc284/th_46a_Jaime_Hammer_009_lrg.jpg

 

[Ricwilly]

Vote Santos for President

 

[Marquis]

I jacked off yesterday to nude photos of Jaime Hammer. Wow, she is such a hot babe and looks fantastic naked. Here is the nude photo that took me over the edge.

http://img35.imagevenue.com/loc284/th_46a_Jaime_Hammer_009_lrg.jpg

Thanks for giving me someone to look up.


In other news, I think it's been a few days since I've ejected seed, but I haven't been keeping track. This is a highly rare occurence for me, something like a full lunar eclipse. At this point I'm considering saving it up for a powerful moment.

 

[Marquis]

Awwww man, Jaime is one of those "Playboy" girls that doesn't make tapes of guys fucking her in the ass for my autoerotic pleasure. I guess this was for the best if I was meant to hold onto my prostate juice.

 

[Shrimps'n'Peas]

 

[Mongoose_99]

Here is my jerk off log for yesterday, August 20, 2005. I selected nude photos of the very sexy, very cute and oh so naked, 22 year old Kellie Connolly from West Palm Beach, Florida, for my jerk off pleasure today,

I got naked and laid down on top of my bed with these nude photos of Kellie and started stroking my dick up and down slowly and deliberately again and again. It feels so good to just stroke my dick -- very slowly, giving attention to every spot on my dick to stimulate it and give pleasure. My dick was starting to grow as it was becoming harder and herder as I continued the slow pase of my up and down stroking. The more I stroked it, the more pleasure that I felt. My dick was getting harder and the purple head was throbbing as pre cum was dribbling down my dick providing natural lubrication. I continued slowly stroking my dick giving special attention to all of the sweet spots to further intensify the pleasure. My dick was rock hard by now and the pre cum was still slowly oozing out of my dick and dribbling down the side of it. It was so enjoying stroking and tickling my dick as I focused on those nude photos of Kellie. That wondersul feeling of pleasure was building up deep in my body and I could feel the cum building up in my dick. I edged along for awhile but the feeling of pleasure coupled with those beautiful nude photos of Kellie just took me over the edge. My legs stiffened and my stomach muscles contracted as my dick began to spasm and erupted with a tremendous multiple cum shot orgasm. I just let the cum fly as it felt sooooo good. The first spurt shot up in the air and landed on my chest. My dick continued to spasm shooting out three more strong spurts of cum. After those four strong spurts, the cum just dribbled out of my dick for the last couple drops of cum. Wow, what a wonderful feeling.
Well, here are those nude photos of Kellie Connolly, what do you think of her?

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271415.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271418.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271423.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271425.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271430.jpg??
Here is the nude photo of Kellie that caused me to blow my load.

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271451.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271472.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271475.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271479.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271484.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271485.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271488.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271490.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271492.jpg??

http://www.uploadhut.com/upload/271493.jpg??

 

[rosco rathbone]

I missed those orgasm faces the first time around, Shrimps. I naturally looked for the ones that looked the most foolish and goofy; like the bearded hippie on page 2 who looks like he just saw God/final sequence of 2001; or the dork with the shaved head on page one who appears to be laughing like a jolly chef getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses.

 

[Mongoose_99]

My Jerk Off Babe of the Day

My Jerk Off babe of the Day for Friday, September 2, 2005 was PBoy Cyber Girl of the Week for November 11, 2002, Jennifer Haase. Jennifer, a college student at the time, went to work in PBoy's Chicago Offices as an intern in the Art Department. PBoy scouts the world for beautiful women, but sometimes they're only a cubicle away. An intern in Playboy magazine's Art Department, Jenny Haase was surprised and flattered when a nearby photo assistant pulled her aside and asked her to pose nude. What ultimately led Jennifer to pose nude was her day-to-day contact with the magazine."After working with the art directors, I have grown to admire the magazine".

I stroked my dick to these lovely nude photos of Jennifer. Up and down, very slowly at first to stimulate those wonderful feelings of pleasure. After several moments of pleasing and teasing my dick, it was rock hard and throbbing. I continued stroking my dick, up and down very slowly. I picked up the pace a bit and the faster I stroked, the better it felt and the better it felt, the faster I stroked. The precum was oozing out of my dick and dribbling down the side providing natural librication. The feeling of pleasure going through my dick was fantastic. I wanted that pleasure to last as long as possible so I just edged along, using the start and stop technique to extend that feeling of exstacy. My dick was rock hard and feeling mighty good right about now. I'd build up the pleasure right to the edge and then I'd stop stroking for a couple of seconds and then I start stroking my dick again. I shifted from stroking to holding my dick between my thumb and first two fingers so I could tickle the sweet spot on the underside of my dick. That did it, the combination of tickling my sweet spot and enjoying those nude photos of Jennifer, I could feel the pleasure building up towards an orgasm. My legs stiffened, my stomach muscles tightened and my dick spasmed and erupted with a magnificent multiple cum shot orgasm. I shot out rope after rope of cum. It shot up in the air and landed back down on my chest and atomach. After about 5 spurts, the cum just dribbled out of my dick with a couple of small spasms. I just laid back and let the cum fly and it felt soooooo good.

Well, here she is, my jerk off babe of the day, the very lovely and very naked, Jennifer Haase.

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Go ahead and rub one off to these nude ohotos of the lovely Jennifer. You know you want to.[/SIZE]

 

[bridgeburner]

A Moment of Silence Please

A moment of silence please to mourn the passing of the Love Gun.

Yes, my pistol-grip, purple jelly vibe has gone to that great fake penis graveyard in the sky. I invision vast fields of once beloved but now broken toys forlornly dotting the landscape. There will the Love Gun rest with its black plastic grip broken off at the base of its valliant veiny shaft, little twists of wires spilling from the inside like so much intestinal scribble.


You can imagine my dismay when this occurred.


I think I've mentioned here before that I'm not much of a toy utilizer. I'm pretty much a digitally mastered girl exclusively and I originally bought this thing as part of a Halloween Costume with no real intention of putting it to the use for which it was intended. Some months after I'd bought it and brandished it at all my friends in wild Samhainian abandon I had a rather frightening attack of lust and I broke it in. It was pretty cool. I was quite pleased with the results but still not inclined to indulge with it more than once every few months preferring to rely on my tried and true method which allows me to roll over and sleep when I'm finished rather than take care of cleaning and putting away toys.

So, this thing really doesn't have all that many miles on it.

Last night felt like a Love Gun night for no particular reason. Usually I have plans to use the Gun, I anticipate it, build up to it "Ah, this is going to be a Love Gun night. Just two hours away..." Totally out of character as I was turning off the lights to put the house to sleep I decided I'd like a little mechanical assistance for my nightly Vitamin Jack. I grabbed the gun, took it to the bathroom and washed the sock drawer lint off it then hopped up in the bed and got down to business.

So I've done the warm up and I'm buzzing right along in my fantasy and ready for a little penetrative action, I grab the gun and am poised on the brink when things go terribly, horribly wrong.

Loss of erection is not something that's supposed to happen to mechanical cocks. What the hell is going on???? I'm in a frenzy of lust here and things are just not right down below.

I yank on the light chain and whip the Love Gun out from under the covers only to discover that I have broken the damn thing off at the shaft.

Several things are going through my mind all at once:

Damn! I'm fucking horny I need that thing!!
What the hell have I been doing with this thing???
Damn, I'm horny, I wonder if I can make do?
What if I electrocute myself???
Jesus I seriously need to O.

So I pop the catch in the handle, shake the batteries out onto the floor, turn off the light and refuse to think about how ridiculous this must all appear. I mean, here's this big purple jelly cock working furiously dragging its guts and a broken handle behind and I'm muttering furiously under my breath trying to keep my lurid fantasies going determined to reach the brass ring.

I wasn't as loud as Meg Ryan in the diner, but I did wake up the dog.

8 on the O scale with some thoroughly embarrassing vocalizations should I have been so unlucky as to actually be aware of what I was saying.

At least the Love Gun went out with a bang.


-B

 

[luxey313]

I missed those orgasm faces the first time around, Shrimps. I naturally looked for the ones that looked the most foolish and goofy; like the bearded hippie on page 2 who looks like he just saw God/final sequence of 2001; or the dork with the shaved head on page one who appears to be laughing like a jolly chef getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses.

8/21??
Your wanking really has has been derailed.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

This is one of my all time fav threads.

 

[jussforfun]

This is one of my all time fav threads.

been a while for me but just looking at your lips put me over the edge, thankfully I still had a coffee cup handy! the innocent Irish image really helped!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Beebs, lux, lips, it's good to see you.


I've been wanking like a champ, actually, lately. But the wanko-verbal gears have not been engaged.

 

[cocklediver]

jacked off this morning, ended up thinking about high school girlfriend and the outdoor sex we had, finished off over stomach and chest, had been a few weeks since last jack...don't know what bought me back to her though

 

[Guest]

Oh how I love to beat my meat..when my hands get tired I use my feet....

 

[Marquis]

I had a vicious jack this morning, the real hateful kind where my dick kept getting soft and I wouldn't let it go until I got what I wanted.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I had a vicious jack this morning, the real hateful kind where my dick kept getting soft and I wouldn't let it go until I got what I wanted.

I know that kind. It would be better to just give up, but you keep hoping. The best way to describe the o that always results from those soft cocked jacks is, that the good part somehow happened without you noticing and all you are left with is a belated ejaculation that has a gasping quality, like an old man climbing stairs.

I've actually had a lot of the "explosive release" type of Os lately; but I had one of those wet noodle whacks last night. I got greedy, I think.

 

[Marquis]

I know that kind. It would be better to just give up, but you keep hoping. The best way to describe the o that always results from those soft cocked jacks is, that the good part somehow happened without you noticing and all you are left with is a belated ejaculation that has a gasping quality, like an old man climbing stairs.

I've actually had a lot of the "explosive release" type of Os lately; but I had one of those wet noodle whacks last night. I got greedy, I think.

They don't work like that for me at all.

I feel like I'm playing the "Test Your Might" mini-game in Mortal Kombat over and over, furiously tapping the buttons to creep the bar up higher and higher. The bar loses ground when exhaustation, distraction and frustration hit, but if I can get it high enough I am rewarded with a terrific release of pressure, although very little actual ejaculate.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

MORE jack-off logging please, thank you.

 

[Red 2 Gray]

I jacked off my log to an anal porno when my wife and kids were gone yesterday. I had to crate the dog 'cause he's just too curious. It would've scarred me for (his) life if he crept up on me unawares...