Jacking-Off Log

[Olivianna]

I tried to rub my nub just now but it is too humid in here. Somehow the electromagnetic field connecting my cock to my balls is all out of whack. Katty-whompus. No go. So I went back to my PK Dick biography.

lowl @ 'katty-whompus'.

 

[cndallas]

And I thought about masturbating in the shower the other morning, vocalizing like I had never done before in solo session and how the more I spoke and uttered, the louder and more theatrical it became, and in turn the more it fueled the passion...

oh yes.

 

[bridgeburner]

Quick subhijack to the hijack... "member me, BB?


Just want to say again, and acknowledge to others, thank you for that volunteer edit on my first story! It remains a 4.76 to this day with over 35,000 views!

That's great news! Yep, I remember. Yours was one of the first stories I edited here. Congratulations!

-B

 

[bridgeburner]

My theory about that sort of very silly but hot verbal stuff is that I have a sort of child mentality--I think my sexuality is fixated there as well, and that is the sort of thing that gets you really hot as a kid. Usually these things come out in my brain at the very peak of a humiliation fantasy--they just make the humiliation hotter.

Yep, I think my sexual id is, in general, terribly immature. I've got an inner 14yo boy -- or what I imagine as such -- calling the shots on the real trip-trigger stuff.

"Do your labs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow..." with all the other boys laughing and jeering at me.

Oh, lord. Yeah, that's sufficiently perverse to make me blush but exactly the kind of thing I mean.

-B

 

[cndallas]

lowl @ 'katty-whompus'.

Damn hott avatar right there.

 

[snowy ciara]

Nice wank, TB. Sadly, mine have all been of a most perfunctory nature lately. It's more like a routine neccessity; wake up, brush teeth, shower, wank (in shower), get dressed, go to work. sigh It's pretty sad, really. One of these days I'll hit a 6 on the Richter scale and come back and give you all the gory details.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Nice wank, TB. Sadly, mine have all been of a most perfunctory nature lately. It's more like a routine neccessity; wake up, brush teeth, shower, wank (in shower), get dressed, go to work. sigh It's pretty sad, really. One of these days I'll hit a 6 on the Richter scale and come back and give you all the gory details.

You ain't the only one stuck on this wanking treadmill of boredom.

 

[snowy ciara]

Sad isn't it. And the summer doldrums haven't even truly arrived yet.

 

[Marquis]

Rosco and Snowy sitting in a tree....

 

[Image]

You ain't the only one stuck on this wanking treadmill of boredom.

Someone needs to go on the wagon... Just use your mind for awhile. How about a log of erotic thoughts and no touching?

Lucky us when you finally explode...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Someone needs to go on the wagon... Just use your mind for awhile. How about a log of erotic thoughts and no touching?

Lucky us when you finally explode...

Hey, thats a great idea. I wank totally compulsively.

As of this moment, I swear off masturbation for ONE WEEK.

We'll see what happens.

 

[Marquis]

Hey, thats a great idea. I wank totally compulsively.

As of this moment, I swear off masturbation for ONE WEEK.

We'll see what happens.

This is going to be good.

Prepare for a major life reevaluation.

 

[Image]

Hey, thats a great idea. I wank totally compulsively.

As of this moment, I swear off masturbation for ONE WEEK.

We'll see what happens.

Holy Fuck! What gate to hell (and heaven) did I just open?

Of course we'll need a log of frustrations and arousals and near climaxes...


Oh yeessssssss

 

[Guest]

 

[rosco rathbone]

Here's the question. Am I allowed to yank the crank but not shoot goo? Or is it a policy of strictly "hands off"? Number two is going to be real hard. One, I can do. I did it for nine months during my studies of chi manipulation.

 

[TaintedB]

Rosco and Snowy sitting in a tree....

M...b...a...t...i...n...g.

 

[TaintedB]

Here's the question. Am I allowed to yank the crank but not shoot goo? Or is it a policy of strictly "hands off"? Number two is going to be real hard. One, I can do. I did it for nine months during my studies of chi manipulation.

Well, I'm not the one setting the rules to this thing but if you've never done "strictly hands off" for a week before, wouldn't it be interesting to try and find out what happens?

 

[Guest]

 

[Image]

I was going to say crank but no cum; But the more I think about this the more I agree with Foxy and TB...

However, it doesn't mean stay away from all things pornographic. I think you guys should put even more emphasis on it... You know, really build it up!

So how's the experiment going so far?

 

[Shrimps'n'Peas]

 

[TaintedB]

For Beebs

Is that your real name or a Rosco-ism? Someone at a place I worked with a long time ago once went around calling me "meems." It surprised me, it was the first time anyone had ever given me a nickname. Later I really liked it.

Anyway, I was looking for gifs to post in the new gif thread and came across the one below. Of course I couldn't _not_ post it here.

 

[bridgeburner]

Ha! You've always got a fitting pic. And, yes, Beebs is a Rosco-ism. I'm quite fond of it -- I go all warm and fuzzy every time I see it.

-B

 

[dgnerate_gamblr]

This thread was so stuck together I damn near couldnt open it.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Day one

This morning at my usual wanking time I felt the pangs of deprivation a little bit. I was lying face down on the bed and pictured a vagina opening up in the bedclothes beneath me and milking my seed. It passed quickly. FOr the most part, no problems containing myself.

 

[Image]

This morning at my usual wanking time I felt the pangs of deprivation a little bit. I was lying face down on the bed and pictured a vagina opening up in the bedclothes beneath me and milking my seed. It passed quickly. FOr the most part, no problems containing myself.

*contains my deep breathing*

It makes me wonder if you're a mattress humper, though I know about the bathroom sink, AkA Mastrabatorium