Jack Off Lanterns - Punkin Fuckin'

[Sparky Kronkite]

It's good for the goulish soul.

Even the seeds are gooey and set and slimey!

Nothin' better'n a warm Pumpkin - sept maybe a warm watermelon.

It's that time of year - seedin' time.

 

[miles]

You are a sick, pathetic, fucktard.

Is it best to carve a hole on the side, or on the end opposite the stem?

 

[Phoenyx]

you could try hollowing out a loaf of bread and then puttin in some mayo.