I've sunk to new lows

[red_rose]

I just did something a bachelor friend of mine told me he does on a regular basis...

...I remember laughing at him and thinking he was an idiot...

I guess we all get desperate sometimes, hm?



I just cut the end off of my toothpaste tube to get the last little specks of paste out... I forgot to buy more last night!

 

[metal_minx]

nothing to be ashamed of & its better than having funky breath

 

[red_rose]

True... I am all minty fresh now.

 

[alexandraaah]

If that is you sinking to new lows, I congratulate you on being the purest person at Lit.

 

[red_rose]

If that is you sinking to new lows, I congratulate you on being the purest person at Lit.

Nah, draaah...I just follow a different set of rules.

Swiping paste from the wrong end of the tube just seems so wrong

 

[nasty]

Sinking to new lows?

Is that possible?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

At least you didn't dig the toothpaste tube out of the bottom of a garbage bag before you used it.


Or did you?

 

[alexandraaah]

At least you didn't dig the toothpaste tube out of the bottom of a garbage bag before you used it.

You have got to quit spreading your filthy habits all over the board.

Just what will the neighbors think?

 

[red_rose]

You have got to quit spreading your filthy habits all over the board.

Just what will the neighbors think?

I can only hope they don't know it's me!

They'll never let me come over to brush my teeth again...

 

[red_rose]

At least you didn't dig the toothpaste tube out of the bottom of a garbage bag before you used it.


Or did you?

I'm not *that* dirty...

I wiped all the cat hair off my toothbrush before using it, too....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You have got to quit spreading your filthy habits all over the board.

Just what will the neighbors think?

Well, darling, if it had been my toothpaste tube, it would have had cat litter, cigarette ashes, and coffee grounds stuck to it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Well, darling, if it had been my toothpaste tube, it would have had cat litter, cigarette ashes, and coffee grounds stuck to it.

That's my Hamlet.

*swells with pride*

 

[nasty]

Hell, I can be anal, too. For a while, I had my movies based on their title,(ie-All The Bond fimls together...Die Hards, etc....)And, based on who was in them,(Jim Carrey's together...)

 

[red_rose]

Well, darling, if it had been my toothpaste tube, it would have had cat litter, cigarette ashes, and coffee grounds stuck to it.

Oh... you are so dirty, my dear.

 

[red_rose]

Hell, I can be anal, too. For a while, I had my movies based on their title,(ie-All The Bond fimls together...Die Hards, etc....)And, based on who was in them,(Jim Carrey's together...)

*perks up*

Did somebody say anal?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

That's my Hamlet.

*swells with pride*

I have a nasty cold right now, and I've run out of Kleenex. Do I need to tell you what else I've been digging out of the garbage bag today?

 

[alexandraaah]

I have a nasty cold right now, and I've run out of Kleenex. Do I need to tell you what else I've been digging out of the garbage bag today?

No.

 

[red_rose]

I have a nasty cold right now, and I've run out of Kleenex. Do I need to tell you what else I've been digging out of the garbage bag today?

Please do.

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[red_rose]

No.

Damnit, draaah...I take it back.

You're no fun.

 

[nasty]

*perks up*

Did somebody say anal?

*Perks up*

Does someone WANT anal?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

*Perks up*

Does someone WANT anal?

Ordinarily, I would say yes, but I've run out of tissues.

 

[red_rose]

*Perks up*

Does someone WANT anal?

Not if it involves your VHS/DVD collection...

...I have to draw the line *somewhere*...

 

[nasty]

NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well...maybe later.

 

[red_rose]

Ordinarily, I would say yes, but I've run out of tissues.

Pull some out of the trash and re-use'em...

dirty dirty dirty

 

[nasty]

Not if it involves your VHS/DVD collection...

...I have to draw the line *somewhere*...

LOL!!!!!!! They wont be involved.