It's valentine's Night, I'm married yet I'm alone, posting on Lit

[DallasMan1970]

Something is seriously wrong with this picture

 

[TexasWife25]

I sympathize, so I will say, if you want real responses, the GB is not the place to post
maybe Lit personals...

 

[DallasMan1970]

Thanks for the heads up TexasWife, but I'm not looking for a date for the night;
I was more just venting

 

[pointless]

murder/suicide.

just sayin'.

 

[TexasWife25]

Thanks for the heads up TexasWife, but I'm not looking for a date for the night;
I was more just venting

Well then vent away

Just be prepared for the mocking of your pain that will follow.

 

[naughtycakes]

Smells like troll spirit.

 

[DallasMan1970]

Well then vent away

Just be prepared for the mocking of your pain that will follow.

Ah, is that what you meant? Okay the, i think I understand. Thanks again

 

[DallasMan1970]

murder/suicide.

just sayin'.

No thanks, I'm not that angry or despondent. Good try though

 

[eyer]

Something is seriously wrong with this picture

Have you had an HIV/AIDS test lately?

 

[DallasMan1970]

Have you had an HIV/AIDS test lately?

I squeezed a lemon on my dick and it didn't burn. Does that count?

 

[Ham Murabi]

No thanks, I'm not that angry or despondent. Good try though

Would you like to be?
Never mind on that point.
I've found that what really helps me here at Lit is poetry. I just let the creative juices flow, the iambic pentameter in my soul sings, and the next thing you know I've got something that ff cummings would love to take credit for.

OK, here goes:

Lazy snakes, pudding cakes,
Mushy sweat corn doodle,
Crunchy nuts, you fucking putz,
Don't use fish in strudel.

 

[hummermania]

Well if it is any consolation, Globe and Mail had a story today that gave survey results:

47% of men wanted sex today, 13% of women.

So if you are in the 34% of the hanging horny - good luck with Mrs Hand and her 5 finger daughters.

 

[dirtwrench]

Buddy if you have been married to the same woman very long you know sometimes it's just plain been a long day and one of you is tired. 21 years ago my bride and I would be resting right about now for another round. Tonight I kissed her goodnight a few minutes ago- she went to bed, I logged on to Lit.

And yes, I'm here ogling Naughtycakes av and keep turning my laptop tryin' to see up her skirt

 

[islandman]

I squeezed a lemon on my dick and it didn't burn. Does that count?

I chortled.

 

[eyer]

I squeezed a lemon on my dick and it didn't burn. Does that count?

You tell me...

You've posted you're a bi guy, you've advertised for other guys, and you say you love to lick cum off your fingers...

If I were your wife, I'd burn your dick sterile first, then squeeze lemon on it...

...but you'd probably love it.