It's too hot to masturbate today.

[Liar]

I think I'll just go take a nap. Or three.

 

[butters]

a change is as good as a rest

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Dip your hand in a bowl of ice water.

 

[Pairaclities]

I think I'll just go take a nap. Or three.

Liar