It's the Sideshow Cecil Haiku thread

[sideshow_cecil]

here's sideshow cecil
starting a new thread for all
a thread for haikus

a shiney new thread
post only in haiku form
please, five seven five

haikus about what?
anything you want to write
about in haiku

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Immortal Shatner
TJ, grab onto the hood
Hooker's a good cop

 

[sideshow_cecil]

sitting in my lap
grinds slowly to the music
all for twenty bucks

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Mary Kate, Ashley
someone make them go away
god damn olsen twins

 

[skye in silk]

CECIL. lol you did do it...ok putting the green slim away. ok honey. give me the rules to a haiku. lol. its been a long time since i wrote one and i forgot. you are too awesome cecil my friend.

talk to you soon babe.

Skye

 

[skye in silk]

ok duh me. you laid it out in your post. ok im thinking. not too creative but thinking.

skye

 

[skye in silk]

im trying to do this. lol. poetess i am not. ok here goes....

Offering My Hand
Shall we dance under the stars?
waiting breathlessly

Will he reject me?
Will my presence be enough?
the song starts slowly

He turns his visage
my heart will he crush tonight?
i see in his eyes

an answer so sweet
finally, two become one.
the journey begins

(authors note) Cecil darlin you said Haiku...but it should be named BAD haiku...sorry peoples.

LOL. Skye *i hope i got the syllables right* blushing

 

[sideshow_cecil]

(authors note) Cecil darlin you said Haiku...but it should be named BAD haiku...sorry peoples.

LOL. Skye *i hope i got the syllables right* blushing [/B]

Skye and her haiku
sexy and fun as always
trying, both are fine

 

[sideshow_cecil]

me and skye alone
right here in the haiku thread
do the humpty hump

 

[Ragingbull]

I Cum

When you stroke my cock
With your hand around my shaft
I cum on your arm

When you suck my cock
Between your rosy red lips
I cum in your mouth

When you fuck my cock
Into your steamy passage
I cum in your cunt

When you put my cock
Into your anal passage
I cum in your ass

 

[skye in silk]

Shall we Double Dare?
Watch out Cecil here it comes
unloads the green goo!

(specially for you darlin *winks*)

Skye

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Shall we Double Dare?
Watch out Cecil here it comes
unloads the green goo!

(specially for you darlin *winks*)

Skye

perhaps it's misnamed?
obscure eighties trivia
rampant in haiku!

 

[Angeline]

Haiku

I have to giggle
Where else could sex meet Haiku?
Literotica!

A new genre here
Where the East meets the bedroom
We'll call it Fuck-ku!

I apologize!
That was so unladylike!
I meant um Sex-ku.

But I bet I'm wrong
There must be a tradition
of sexy haiku

Oh, Sideshow Cecil?
Have you ever heard of that?
You seem an expert.

I will stop it now.
Haiku should be beautiful.
This sounds so bogus.

Thanks for listening!
I had a lot of fun here--
Screwing up your thread!


thanks for reading my silliness! see y'all in chat!

Ange

 

[skye in silk]

perhaps it's misnamed?
obscure eighties trivia
rampant in haiku!

Searching the Closet
Hands Cecil his 'Members Only'
NOW he's a hottie!

*wow these haiku's keep getting lamer and lamer* sorry babe.

LOL Skye

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Angeline! thank you
for gracing the haiku thread
with such lyric skill

 

[skye in silk]

Angeline's haiku
Puts mine to shame
please come back angel

Save us from more of
skye's lame amateur attempts
would love to hear more.


Skye

 

[baby blue]

way too funny
this is wayyy too funny
ya'll are crazy!

 

[skye in silk]

Bumpin and humpin
Keeping the thread alive
haiku all haiku!

 

[ozme52]

There once was a poet name Skye,
And haiku she wanted to ply,
Her words were fullfiliing,
Her verse it was thrilling,
I eagerly wait her next try!


Hey, try not to wince. It's an artform too!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Bugger I cant write Haikus
What the fuck is a haiku anyway?
Ok im gonna go think

My brain hurts when I
Write too many damn Haiku type things
I'll be back here soon

LOL....ack.....that was bad...need a rethink!!

 

[sideshow_cecil]

perhaps a refresh
on the haiku basic rules
is needed here now

five sylables first
then a line with seven more
and then five again

but good efforts all
better to err in haiku
then not post at all

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Bugger I cant write Haikus
What the fuck is a haiku anyway?
Ok im gonna go think

My brain hurts when I
Write too many damn Haiku type things
I'll be back here soon

LOL....ack.....that was bad...need a rethink!!

the firecracker
trixie's post comes with her av
poet? she's still hot

 

[da_cats_pjs]

posting for cecil
buffy i am watching now
yum old show short skirts

 

[sideshow_cecil]

posting for cecil
buffy i am watching now
yum old show short skirts

mmm buffylicious
hot chick kicking ass, much like
da cats pajamas

 

[sideshow_cecil]

JFK haiku

ask not what your cunt
can do for you, ask what you
can do to the pres