It's the Sideshow Cecil Haiku thread

okay, so it's another 80's one

erik estrada
Ponch! keeping the highway safe
black and white harley
 
80's haiku continued...

Oh Cindy Crawford
That Pepsi girl with that Hair.
You evil bitch you


Morning All! :) Skye
 
<Perk> 80s?

Mary Tyler Moore
No one is really like you
Too goddamn cheery!

Oops! The wrong decade!
I have screwed up once again--
Dammit Angeline!

Love, exciting? New?
Captain Steubing? Gopher? Nah!
Someone sink that boat!

Nanu, nanu Mork!
Everyone else on it stunk!
And who was Orson?

On The Facts of Life?
Remember the one named Jo?
Looked like Travolta.

Ooooooh Johnny Fever!
He was so cute and sexy!
Why do I like weird?

And Different Strokes!
Dayum what was up with that?
The bad karma show!

WKRP!
"Turkeys Can't Fly" episode
Hahahahaha!
 
Thank you Skye!

I am a guru!
So how come no one listens?
Someone tell my kids!
 
Guru Angeline,
Poetess, thoughtful meanings,
Inspire me now.
 
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sweet skye, beautiful,
poetry, inspirations,
words to hang upon.
 
Sideshow_cecil, bud,
Limericks are but one skill,
Can do Haiku too
 
friday afternoon
got so bored, left work early
now what shall I do?

so rainy and cold
when will I ever get to
mow my stupid lawn

where did summer go?
wasn't it here yesterday?
almost time to rake

the leaves fall and fall
I rake and fill many bags
still the trees are full

the lawn gets covered
time after time after time
leaves still fill the trees

maybe it will snow
a soft white blanket, obscures
all the freakin' leaves

friday home early
obsessing about the lawn
I should watch cartoons

the cartoon network
giant japanese robots
must they always fight?

I don't understand
their obsession with giant
battling robots

fifty different
shows about the damn robots
they are all the same

where are the good shows?
why not pinky and the brain?
animaniacs?

but no, I get these
or else it's crappy talk shows
still better than work

stain defender pants?
wear them to vegas. spill stuff
indestructible

weird guys angeline?
I'm certain johnny fever
made no haiku thread
 
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i wake up, 2am--
awaiting the new day
counting the minutes

first frost outside
signals a change in seasons
lonely, lonely bed.

where are my friends?
i want to play and to chat
awake people, please!
 
skye in silk said:
i wake up, 2am--
awaiting the new day
counting the minutes

first frost outside
signals a change in seasons
lonely, lonely bed.

where are my friends?
i want to play and to chat
awake people, please!

sorry lonely skye
I wish I had been awake
but sleep captured me

such is my nature
never around when needed
except when I am

such is my nature
never needed when around
except when I am

such the paradox
or perhaps just the nonsense
inherant in me
 
sideshow_cecil said:
sorry lonely skye
I wish I had been awake
but sleep captured me

such is my nature
never around when needed
except when I am

such is my nature
never needed when around
except when I am

such the paradox
or perhaps just the nonsense
inherant in me

memory of warm lips
gentle hands, soft sighs--
fills empty hours till dawn.
 
Chat room now closed
horney chatters roam the street
lock up your daughters


ok cecil.. i told you i stink at this.. but anything to make you happy.. i owe you for fozzie
 
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn

(authors note: i need a life, if anyone has a spare please pm me)
 
skye in silk said:
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn

(authors note: i need a life, if anyone has a spare please pm me)

see what anger brings?
the seven sylable line
forgotten in rage
 
My new cyber crush

Stumbled on this thread
Found myself laughing a lot
That sexy Cecil

What a silly guy!
Makes me horny with his words
Bet he's fun in bed...

But I am waiting
No sex for Mandie quite yet
I can wish, though... right?

Mandie :kiss:
 
Re: My new cyber crush

XXXmandieXXX said:
Stumbled on this thread
Found myself laughing a lot
That sexy Cecil

What a silly guy!
Makes me horny with his words
Bet he's fun in bed...

But I am waiting
No sex for Mandie quite yet
I can wish, though... right?

Mandie :kiss:
It's mainly in the mind anyway hun, or in the kiss of a voice.
 
Re: Re: My new cyber crush

Michael42 said:
It's mainly in the mind anyway hun, or in the kiss of a voice.

Ah yes, a man's mind...
a masterpiece of wonder,
mystery, intrigue

Words, to a writer -
the ultimate arousal
to know how he works

What makes a man tick?
Disrobing his innermost,
private thoughts and dreams

Silly as it sounds,
this is what I love to do;
This is my hobby

:D (Maybe I am insane? Whatever it is, I love it! lol)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

sideshow_cecil said:
quite simple really
not hard at all to figure
sex, sports, steak, breasts, sex

I love the sex part...
sports and breasts I'm glad you like
Not a fan of steak
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

XXXmandieXXX said:
I love the sex part...
sports and breasts I'm glad you like
Not a fan of steak

what I was saying
was about a normal man
I am abnormal

I think that my mind
might cross an escher painting
with hogwart's staircase
 
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