It's the Sideshow Cecil Haiku thread

[sideshow_cecil]

okay, so it's another 80's one

erik estrada
Ponch! keeping the highway safe
black and white harley

 

[skye in silk]

80's haiku continued...

Oh Cindy Crawford
That Pepsi girl with that Hair.
You evil bitch you


Morning All! Skye

 

[Angeline]

<Perk> 80s?

Mary Tyler Moore
No one is really like you
Too goddamn cheery!

Oops! The wrong decade!
I have screwed up once again--
Dammit Angeline!

Love, exciting? New?
Captain Steubing? Gopher? Nah!
Someone sink that boat!

Nanu, nanu Mork!
Everyone else on it stunk!
And who was Orson?

On The Facts of Life?
Remember the one named Jo?
Looked like Travolta.

Ooooooh Johnny Fever!
He was so cute and sexy!
Why do I like weird?

And Different Strokes!
Dayum what was up with that?
The bad karma show!

WKRP!
"Turkeys Can't Fly" episode
Hahahahaha!

 

[skye in silk]

poet Angeline
congrats on your 500th post, dear
may there be many more!


skye

 

[Angeline]

Thank you Skye!

I am a guru!
So how come no one listens?
Someone tell my kids!

 

[ozme52]

Guru Angeline,
Poetess, thoughtful meanings,
Inspire me now.

 

[ozme52]

sweet skye, beautiful,
poetry, inspirations,
words to hang upon.

 

[ozme52]

Sideshow_cecil, bud,
Limericks are but one skill,
Can do Haiku too

 

[sideshow_cecil]

friday afternoon
got so bored, left work early
now what shall I do?

so rainy and cold
when will I ever get to
mow my stupid lawn

where did summer go?
wasn't it here yesterday?
almost time to rake

the leaves fall and fall
I rake and fill many bags
still the trees are full

the lawn gets covered
time after time after time
leaves still fill the trees

maybe it will snow
a soft white blanket, obscures
all the freakin' leaves

friday home early
obsessing about the lawn
I should watch cartoons

the cartoon network
giant japanese robots
must they always fight?

I don't understand
their obsession with giant
battling robots

fifty different
shows about the damn robots
they are all the same

where are the good shows?
why not pinky and the brain?
animaniacs?

but no, I get these
or else it's crappy talk shows
still better than work

stain defender pants?
wear them to vegas. spill stuff
indestructible

weird guys angeline?
I'm certain johnny fever
made no haiku thread

 

[sideshow_cecil]

you make my toes curl
your lips are nowhere near them
but still, there they go

 

[skye in silk]

sweet skye, beautiful,
poetry, inspirations,
words to hang upon.

haiku welcome oz
thank you for your kind words sir
may we meet again

 

[skye in silk]

i wake up, 2am--
awaiting the new day
counting the minutes

first frost outside
signals a change in seasons
lonely, lonely bed.

where are my friends?
i want to play and to chat
awake people, please!

 

[sideshow_cecil]

i wake up, 2am--
awaiting the new day
counting the minutes

first frost outside
signals a change in seasons
lonely, lonely bed.

where are my friends?
i want to play and to chat
awake people, please!

sorry lonely skye
I wish I had been awake
but sleep captured me

such is my nature
never around when needed
except when I am

such is my nature
never needed when around
except when I am

such the paradox
or perhaps just the nonsense
inherant in me

 

[skye in silk]

sorry lonely skye
I wish I had been awake
but sleep captured me

such is my nature
never around when needed
except when I am

such is my nature
never needed when around
except when I am

such the paradox
or perhaps just the nonsense
inherant in me

memory of warm lips
gentle hands, soft sighs--
fills empty hours till dawn.

 

[sideshow_cecil]

shut up Carrot Top
I am not calling collect
paper or plastic?

 

[da_cats_pjs]

Chat room now closed
horney chatters roam the street
lock up your daughters


ok cecil.. i told you i stink at this.. but anything to make you happy.. i owe you for fozzie

 

[skye in silk]

damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn

(authors note: i need a life, if anyone has a spare please pm me)

 

[sideshow_cecil]

damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn
damn digicrap damn

(authors note: i need a life, if anyone has a spare please pm me)

see what anger brings?
the seven sylable line
forgotten in rage

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

My new cyber crush

Stumbled on this thread
Found myself laughing a lot
That sexy Cecil

What a silly guy!
Makes me horny with his words
Bet he's fun in bed...

But I am waiting
No sex for Mandie quite yet
I can wish, though... right?

Mandie

 

[sideshow_cecil]

turned on by haiku?
you people are all insane!
but I love you all...

 

[Michael42]

Re: My new cyber crush

Stumbled on this thread
Found myself laughing a lot
That sexy Cecil

What a silly guy!
Makes me horny with his words
Bet he's fun in bed...

But I am waiting
No sex for Mandie quite yet
I can wish, though... right?

Mandie

It's mainly in the mind anyway hun, or in the kiss of a voice.

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Re: Re: My new cyber crush

It's mainly in the mind anyway hun, or in the kiss of a voice.

Ah yes, a man's mind...
a masterpiece of wonder,
mystery, intrigue

Words, to a writer -
the ultimate arousal
to know how he works

What makes a man tick?
Disrobing his innermost,
private thoughts and dreams

Silly as it sounds,
this is what I love to do;
This is my hobby

(Maybe I am insane? Whatever it is, I love it! lol)

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

Ah yes, a man's mind...

quite simple really
not hard at all to figure
sex, sports, steak, breasts, sex

 

[XXXmandieXXX]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

quite simple really
not hard at all to figure
sex, sports, steak, breasts, sex

I love the sex part...
sports and breasts I'm glad you like
Not a fan of steak

 

[sideshow_cecil]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My new cyber crush

I love the sex part...
sports and breasts I'm glad you like
Not a fan of steak

what I was saying
was about a normal man
I am abnormal

I think that my mind
might cross an escher painting
with hogwart's staircase