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ChloeTzang

ChloeTzang

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....a man couldn't find a clitoris. LOL.

On the other hand, mine has never dropped off and it seems to be firmly attached, but guys, if you DO decide to transition, this is what Gorilla Glue is for, and do give it sufficient time to "attach" before you start diddling with it. LOL.

Anyhow, I shouldn't laugh. These people have serious mental health issues that are NOT being treated professionally. It's funny and rather sad, all at the same time.

Just remember tho, if you gotta do it, Gorilla Glue is your friend. Bwwaaahahahahahahahaha.

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Wat_Tyler said:
So, of course, get on the intrawebz and go a'searchin' . . . .
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That is of course what I would do if my clitoris just dropped off. Post on Reddit and ask, because surely somene will know what to do when one loses ones clitoris. I mean, people lose their clitorii all the time. Don't they?
 
ChloeTzang said:
That is of course what I would do if my clitoris just dropped off. Post on Reddit and ask, because surely someone will know what to do when one loses ones clitoris. I mean, people lose their clitorii all the time. Don't they?
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Are you sure that it's not clitorisisis for the plural??? I guess that would be online, too. My NP calls it "Dr. Google." Just enough info to determine that Death is imminent.
 
ChloeTzang said:
Political, right? Trans is a political issue. Making fun of them is just like making fun of Chicken-mala or Donnie the Felon.
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I think I'm going to convert to Christianity for a week. Should I go hardcore Opus Dei Catholicism or hardcore Hell and Brimstone Baptist?
 
Wat_Tyler said:
Are you sure that it's not clitorisisis for the plural??? I guess that would be online, too. My NP calls it "Dr. Google." Just enough info to determine that Death is imminent.
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To Hell you ride, damnable heathen! Get them nekkid women off your sig before I call upon the power of the Lord to strike you dead in your sins!
 
AndersonsBiographer said:
To Hell you ride, damnable heathen! Get them nekkid women off your sig before I call upon the power of the Lord to strike you dead in your sins!
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They are there to annoy the twats, and you, sir, are not a twat. Besides, I cleared it with Allah and he says he's good with it. Them. Good with them. Children of God and whatnot . . . .
 
Saint_Ann said:
Are Republican clitorises harder to find? :)
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Speaking as such, I believe not. In fact, probably easier because a lot of Democrat / Left women (the real ones) tend towards the "natural" look and that bush can be pretty overgrown as well as a little "fishy" if they're also into natural hygiene, whereas we Republicans with our Brazilians and waxing and the like, because we like to maintain an attractive appearance for our men (real men, not beta Democrats and woke wussies who have no idea how to break a bed with a girl) tend to make things a little more visually interesting, and, well, I can't speak for Democrat "men" because I've always avoided them (and you can't be sure that they're men anyhow and a lot of them are, you know, well, if they are actually genuinely men, which is often hard to tell, they have a hard job getting it up what with erectile dysfunction and mommy issues and not being sure of they're gay or trans or a furry or something), but my experience with Real Men (Republicans to you Democrat beta males) is that they definitely can find a clitoris and when they do, they know what to do with it and if you ask my opinion, which I know you haven't, a moustache just adds that little extra something when you sit on his face which is actually even better because you can talk all you like and never get interrupted.....
 
AndersonsBiographer said:
I think I'm going to convert to Christianity for a week. Should I go hardcore Opus Dei Catholicism or hardcore Hell and Brimstone Baptist?
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And besides, if you opt for Opus Dei you will meet good Catholic girls...and the nice thing about being Catholic is of course you know that your sins will be forgiven, with the appropriate amount of contriteness.

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ChloeTzang said:
Speaking as such, I believe not. In fact, probably easier because a lot of Democrat / Left women (the real ones) tend towards the "natural" look and that bush can be pretty overgrown as well as a little "fishy" if they're also into natural hygiene, whereas we Republicans with our Brazilians and waxing and the like, because we like to maintain an attractive appearance for our men (real men, not beta Democrats and woke wussies who have no idea how to break a bed with a girl) tend to make things a little more visually interesting, and, well, I can't speak for Democrat "men" because I've always avoided them (and you can't be sure that they're men anyhow and a lot of them are, you know, well, if they are actually genuinely men, which is often hard to tell, they have a hard job getting it up what with erectile dysfunction and mommy issues and not being sure of they're gay or trans or a furry or something), but my experience with Real Men (Republicans to you Democrat beta males) is that they definitely can find a clitoris and when they do, they know what to do with it and if you ask my opinion, which I know you haven't, a moustache just adds that little extra something when you sit on his face which is actually even better because you can talk all you like and never get interrupted.....
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Eh, I prefer a bit of carpeting, myself. But then, I am a dirty commie.

And yes, there is something pathological about heterosexual men who don't like eating pussy.
 
AndersonsBiographer said:
Couldn't be any more disastrous than what I've historically done, dating other teachers.:LOL:
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Well, I could suggest teaching in a Catholic school and dating a student LOL - THAT usually turns into a major disaster, but those Catholic School uniforms.....

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