It's not the first time....

[AndersonsBiographer]

Well, I could suggest teaching in a Catholic school and dating a student LOL - THAT usually turns into a major disaster, but those Catholic School uniforms.....

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Eh... nah.

I think the teacher-student thing is almost as much a meme as the brother-sister thing. Teaching for almost 20 years... I can't think of a single time that a student of mine ever tempted me, not even when I was teaching students in my own age range. Nothing in the world is a faster turn-off than grading someone else's papers.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

To Hell you ride, damnable heathen! Get them nekkid women off your sig before I call upon the power of the Lord to strike you dead in your sins!

tWat! ^^^^^^^

Is this the guy who threatens you with physical violence daily?

 

[glamorilla]

You're in the wrong thread. There has to be a first timers thread for you somewhere phil.

I believe in you.

Still.

 

[YDB95]

Speaking as such, I believe not. In fact, probably easier because a lot of Democrat / Left women (the real ones) tend towards the "natural" look and that bush can be pretty overgrown as well as a little "fishy" if they're also into natural hygiene, whereas we Republicans with our Brazilians and waxing and the like, because we like to maintain an attractive appearance for our men (real men, not beta Democrats and woke wussies who have no idea how to break a bed with a girl) tend to make things a little more visually interesting, and, well, I can't speak for Democrat "men" because I've always avoided them (and you can't be sure that they're men anyhow and a lot of them are, you know, well, if they are actually genuinely men, which is often hard to tell, they have a hard job getting it up what with erectile dysfunction and mommy issues and not being sure of they're gay or trans or a furry or something), but my experience with Real Men (Republicans to you Democrat beta males) is that they definitely can find a clitoris and when they do, they know what to do with it and if you ask my opinion, which I know you haven't, a moustache just adds that little extra something when you sit on his face which is actually even better because you can talk all you like and never get interrupted.....

That's a lot of words for "I have no respect for other women's natural beauty"...but then again, I don't believe you really are a woman anyway.

 

[HisArpy]

That's a lot of words for "I have no respect for other women's natural beauty"...but then again, I don't believe you really are a woman anyway.

You must have missed this part...

...because you can talk all you like and never get interrupted...

Dead give away she's female.


So, MY suggestion would be to learn to read. You'd be surprised at the world of real information you'd have at your fingertips instead of indulging in your fantasies of things that never might have been.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

[...] MY suggestion would be to learn to read.

You first!

 

[DeluxAuto]

You first!

You Can Be a Lawyer!

An audiobook.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Dead give away she's female.

You should call her a bitch!

 

[glamorilla]

What do you do when your clitoris falls off?

 

[ChloeTzang]

What do you do when your clitoris falls off?

Post about it on Reddit and ask what to do, obviously. Redditors are the worlds leading authorities on these things. You'll find medical experts and surgeons just waiting to respond with sound medical advice.

Alternatively, you can use Gorilla Glue. Bwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha.

 

[glamorilla]

Post about it on Reddit and ask what to do, obviously. Redditors are the worlds leading authorities on these things. You'll find medical experts and surgeons just waiting to respond with sound medical advice.

Alternatively, you can use Gorilla Glue. Bwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha.

i'm pretty sure auto screws his in.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Post about it on Reddit and ask what to do, obviously. Redditors are the worlds leading authorities on these things. You'll find medical experts and surgeons just waiting to respond with sound medical advice.

Alternatively, you can use Gorilla Glue. Bwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha.

You do realize that there are very legitimate doctors and experts who utilize Reddit as a platform, yes?

Probably not.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

You're in the wrong thread. There has to be a first timers thread for you somewhere phil.

I believe in you.

Still.

Silly homo, I can post where I want.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

What do you do when your clitoris falls off?

Ask Mr Schwartz.

 

[ChloeTzang]

You do realize that there are very legitimate doctors and experts who utilize Reddit as a platform, yes?

Probably not.

Not on that one. LOL. But yeah, good luck with internet advice. It's worth what you pay for it.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Not on that one. LOL. But yeah, good luck with internet advice. It's worth what you pay for it.

I'm aware that you're an ignorant person, bro.

 

[glamorilla]

Not on that one. LOL. But yeah, good luck with internet advice. It's worth what you pay for it.

if we can have forensics experts on a porn board there can be doctors posting on reddit.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Go figure. Two men in the Olympics boxing and the two finalists are....the two men!

Quelle surprise!

 

[ll74]

Go figure. Two men in the Olympics boxing and the two finalists are....the two men!

Quelle surprise!

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Neither are men.

 

[ChloeTzang]

OMG I can recognize the Germans instantly! AND the Americans!!!! rotflamo.

 

[dmallord]

OMG I can recognize the Germans instantly! AND the Americans!!!! rotflamo.

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Did they bow to one another before starting the match?

 

[Chobham]

Neither are men.

Righhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt.

 

[ll74]

Righhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttt.

Stfu.

 

[Bn2f]

Go figure. Two men in the Olympics boxing and the two finalists are....the two men!

Quelle surprise!

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Haha! I love, LOVE, LOVE it that you are so certain on the gender of these two women boxers by internet pics and tv.

I'm more Chinese when I'm with Chinese, and more white when I'm with whites and I don't see anything wrong with that at all.