Shy and New
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It's Friday Night - Do you know where your genitals are?
Well, do you? It may seem like a simple question, but it's one that has no simple answer. Before we can even venture a guess, there are some points that we need to establish.
1) It's no longer even Friday night here, it's slipped into Saturday morning. This has no impact on the location of the aforementioned genitalia, but does make me a filthy rotten liar for saying it's "Friday night". Please accept my most sincere heartfelt apologies.
2) Children's toys almost never have genitals. Pope's almost always do.
3) There is a blue amphibian known as the Crazy Frog. He is responsible for creating the worst song since the days man was plagued by Rick Astley. The Crazy Frog's genitals are not missing. They should be.
4) Bob Dobbs didn't have amazingly large genitalia. He was just incredibly lucky when it came to using what Jehovah1 gave him.
5) The most popular song ever written about missing genitals is "Detachable Penis", by King Missile. The second is Basement Jaxx's "Where's your head at".
If you forget any of the facts you have just learnt, immediately scroll up again and begin reading once more from the top. Now, without further waffling, without dragging this out any further, without crapping on at length and risking becoming verbose, we can procede. Procede to the question, the question that vexes and perplexes me, it makes me pine for the answer in ways I never thought possible. Girls, ladies, women of all ages,the question is this:
It's Friday Night - Do you know where your genitals are?
Well, do you? It may seem like a simple question, but it's one that has no simple answer. Before we can even venture a guess, there are some points that we need to establish.
1) It's no longer even Friday night here, it's slipped into Saturday morning. This has no impact on the location of the aforementioned genitalia, but does make me a filthy rotten liar for saying it's "Friday night". Please accept my most sincere heartfelt apologies.
2) Children's toys almost never have genitals. Pope's almost always do.
3) There is a blue amphibian known as the Crazy Frog. He is responsible for creating the worst song since the days man was plagued by Rick Astley. The Crazy Frog's genitals are not missing. They should be.
4) Bob Dobbs didn't have amazingly large genitalia. He was just incredibly lucky when it came to using what Jehovah1 gave him.
5) The most popular song ever written about missing genitals is "Detachable Penis", by King Missile. The second is Basement Jaxx's "Where's your head at".
If you forget any of the facts you have just learnt, immediately scroll up again and begin reading once more from the top. Now, without further waffling, without dragging this out any further, without crapping on at length and risking becoming verbose, we can procede. Procede to the question, the question that vexes and perplexes me, it makes me pine for the answer in ways I never thought possible. Girls, ladies, women of all ages,the question is this:
It's Friday Night - Do you know where your genitals are?
