It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

[MausAss]

ISBATUA that it's called football, not soccer.

 

[elli1]

ISBATUA that it's called football, not soccer.

that!

 

[DesEsseintes]

that!

ISBATUA that ivory towers are unethical and a major contributor to the plight of the rhino.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that you look great today, and that I love what you've done with your hair. This is universally applicable, even to those with alopecia.

ISBATUA that "No" is the only correct answer to the question, "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"

 

[base10]

ISBATUA that ivory towers are unethical and a major contributor to the plight of the rhino.

Fantastic, along the same lines I would like to start the campaign to end water polo as it's extremely cruel to the horses. (George Carlin RIP)

 

[DarlingCunt]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that the best way to a man's heart is through his cock.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It should be a truth universally acknowledged that the best way to a man's heart is through his cock.

That's one hell of an autopsy!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

That's one hell of an autopsy!

*giggles* Des!

 

[DesEsseintes]

*giggles* Des!

You called, honey?

ISBATUA that men flock to your lightest word like bees to a lavender farm.

 

[THROBBS]

ISBATUA that ivory towers are unethical and a major contributor to the plight of the rhino.

not really.

try elephants or walruseseses, sperm (heehee) whales...

rhinos horns are not ivory.

 

[luv1]

ISBATUA that you can not "feel numb". Numb is the lack of any feeling.

 

[THROBBS]

ISBATUA that you can not "feel numb". Numb is the lack of any feeling.

hmmm... perhaps by definition...
I just came from the dentist, and though part of my face is "numb", there is some feeling.< only using the eyeroll cuz it is a half smile.

 

[THROBBS]

ISBATUA that I am largely annoying!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that having a case of "numb skull" is a very strange feeling not to have.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

hmmm... perhaps by definition...
I just came from the dentist, and though part of my face is "numb", there is some feeling.< only using the eyeroll cuz it is a half smile.

ISBATUA that I am largely annoying!

ISBATUA that you are not annoying, you're funny, and sweet. at least to me. (except for that one time...)

 

[THROBBS]

ISBATUA that you are not annoying, you're funny, and sweet. at least to me. (except for that one time...)

SWEET!?

I hain't gonna stand for that!

Where's my chair?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

SWEET!?

I hain't gonna stand for that!

Where's my chair?

*looks about room*

um...don't see a chair...walker?

 

[THROBBS]

*looks about room*

um...don't see a chair...walker?

I'll just lie down....here......ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'll just lie down....here......ZZZZzzzzzzzzz

all right, old man. *pats you* i'll wake you when it's time for your little blue pill.

 

[THROBBS]

all right, old man. *pats you* i'll wake you when it's time for your little blue pill.

Now that's something that has yet to be necessisssarary.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Now that's something that has yet to be necessisssarary.

^5 go, boy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

ISBATUA that men with facial hair are far more sexy than those without

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that men with facial hair are far more sexy than those without

*agrees*

however...

ISBATUA that some men are just Plain Damn Sexy, no matter how much hair they do or don't have on their head.

 

[Dream59]

Hell I do too. Besides they have the TP more often than the others do.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hell I do too. Besides they have the TP more often than the others do.

This cannot mean what it looks like it means.