It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

ISBATUA that you look great today, and that I love what you've done with your hair. This is universally applicable, even to those with alopecia.

ISBATUA that "No" is the only correct answer to the question, "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"
 
ISBATUA that ivory towers are unethical and a major contributor to the plight of the rhino.

Fantastic, along the same lines I would like to start the campaign to end water polo as it's extremely cruel to the horses. (George Carlin RIP)
 
It should be a truth universally acknowledged that the best way to a man's heart is through his cock.
 
ISBATUA that you can not "feel numb". Numb is the lack of any feeling.
 
ISBATUA that you can not "feel numb". Numb is the lack of any feeling.

hmmm... perhaps by definition...
I just came from the dentist, and though part of my face is "numb", there is some feeling.:rolleyes:< only using the eyeroll cuz it is a half smile.:D
 
Hell I do too. Besides they have the TP more often than the others do.
 
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