It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

[Erochic]

ISBATUA that when you are horny as fuck and you're dying to play, none of your playmates will be around.

Yes!!! All kinds of yes!!

ISBATUA that the member of the household the least pet friendly will be the one they pets flock to.

Apparently there is actually a behavioral reason for that. For cats direct eye contact is aggressive and threatening.
Cats who are getting to know each other (and not being aggressive) will sort of half turn away from each other and just sneak glances.
Therefore the person who doesn't like cats and is not looking at the cat in the hope it doesn't come their way most likely unintentionally acting in a way that is the most non-threatening and therefore attractive to cats.

ISBATUA that the rate at which you desire that your small child should go to sleep is in inverse proportion to the rate at which they actually do go to sleep.

You need the book "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

ISBATUA that as nice as a hug or a kiss is, nothing brightens up a day quite like a tremendous orgasm.

WORD!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Perhaps...

ISBATUA that I may never have a love life again.

 

[Lovely2222]

ISBATUA that I may never have a love life again.

ITSATUA ...quality over quantity. Don't settle for mediocrity. You are worth more than that. The man that sees it.... will treasure you and you him.

You are a precious jewel...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that the moment one discovers that one's street is blocked at both ends is the very moment at which one remembers no fewer than twenty-seven things that they simply must have from the store. Immediately.

 

[Redhead_888]

ISBATUA that you will always run into an ex when you are running to the store for meds looking like complete hell

 

[L8tnIt]

It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged that there is always a "worse", and that you will see this "worse" right after you believe that "it can't get any worse than this".

 

[The_Nic]

ISBATUA that the Earth is billions of years old not 6,000.

 

[Que]

That children prefer to use the large, handicapped stall in public restrooms rather than the small one.

Who's next?

In that vein, the first stall you come to is usually the cleanest. Everyone assumes that it gets more use so they start at the farthest and work back.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

In that vein, the first stall you come to is usually the cleanest. Everyone assumes that it gets more use so they start at the farthest and work back.

is it? i'll have to remember that next time.

i ususally go for the second-to-last stall. no idea why, it just feels right. or did!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that a man needs be neither especially young nor god-like to be pleasing to a woman's senses. Simply the fact that he is different- the texture of his skin, his hair, his smell, the size and shape of his hands... his body flat where I am rounded, rough where I am smooth... makes him interesting to me.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

ISBATUA- That I always miss the most interesting threads, until somebody bumps them.

 

[llidar]

ISBATUA that the Kardashians along with the majority of celebrities and reality TV stars are not people your children should try to emulate.

 

[rainbowdash30]

... Doctor Who needs to be cancelled, or at least taken off air, or at least not be written by scum.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that TL has excellent taste.

Divinely suited men. Juicy, curvy women with bush.

I vote yes.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that the moment I tell someone I'm going to bed, I find a reason to stay up for another hour.

 

[Lia Monde]

ISBATUA ... that the first one is rarely the ideal one.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that coffee is a snack food.

 

[DarkSimian]

ISBATUA that tacos are AWESOME!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUA that grouchy girls need spankings.

And stuff.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ISBATUAT everyone leaves.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

ISBATUAT white shirts, or light-colored pants, are magnets for any kind of discoloring sauce that splatters while eating at restaurants...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

ISBATUA when it's a downpour, the low tire pressure light is sure to pop on.

 

[ydahecnot]

ISBATUA that you will forget the address you need to send something about half the time

 

[SeymourBush]

ISBATUA that staying away from Lit is difficult to do

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pockets really ought to be standard issue on dresses and skirts.