It Should Be A Truth Universally Acknowledged.....

ISBATUA that a cup of tea does wonders for the soul. Especially when it is brought to you by a naked manservant. *wink* :heart:
 
Funny Honey, didn't go back and see the context of his comment but it could be TP as I understand the abbreviation.

they have the toilet paper???

what am I missing? (sometimes I am so dense...lol)


*waves* good morning to Me2 :)
 
ISBATUA that Patrick Dempsey is to blame for any and all of your woes.
 
ISBATUA that one petulant, needy, grown-ass man is a bigger headache than a truckload of five-year-olds.

:rolleyes:

that would be my ex. :mad:
 
ISBATUA when you schedule a Friday off a week or more in advance, you will get crappy weather when the day arrives.
 
ISBATUA that when you are horny as fuck and you're dying to play, none of your playmates will be around. :rolleyes:
 
ISBATUA that when you are horny as fuck and you're dying to play, none of your playmates will be around. :rolleyes:

*sigh* You got that right..... ISBATUA that when someones as horny as fuck you cant stay and play ...somethimes life is too fucking busy instead of too busy fucking....
 
ISBATUA that when you need something urgently, it will never be in the place you last put it.
 
ISBATUA that flabulous is a thing. Bones are attractive to archeologists and paleontologists, to the rest of us, well... it hurts to bang against them.
 
...that you should not go grocery shopping hungry, you will only end up coming out with popsicles and half eaten pop-tarts.
 
ISBATUA that the member of the household the least pet friendly will be the one they pets flock to.
 
ISBATUA The more planned a romantic interlude is the more chance it will be disturbed.
 
ISBATUA that the rate at which you desire that your small child should go to sleep is in inverse proportion to the rate at which they actually do go to sleep. :rolleyes:
 
ISBATUA the greater your desire for something to happen, the less the chances of it coming true.
 
ISBATUA that the minute you go all noble and decide you're not going to play with someone is exactly when you find yourself all sorts of turned on just seeing their name. :rolleyes:
 
ISBATUA that as nice as a hug or a kiss is, nothing brightens up a day quite like a tremendous orgasm.
 
people who stand on the left side of the escalator should be forcibly removed and subject to bodily harm

Unless it is in a place where they *should* stand on the left, then it should be done to those right side standing fuckers:mad:
 
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