It could be you if you are lucky.

[Dapperguy]

Do you like dipping your toe into a new perversion? Do you have the courage to be bound hoodwinked and gagged and given the fish bone massage? Are you secretly in need of being subjected to the rhythm and bruised fruit spinner in your urethra? ( both male and female). Would you join me in the ‘milky, milky’ erotic anal stuffing method of achieving mutual orgasm? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to participate in cacti genital piercing and insertion?well, Good Lord, don't hold back my fellow sexual dissenter. Come, join the new revolution. Let's crush all the boring everyday puerile peccadillos and the hackneyed perversions that boring farts think are ‘kinky’. Get the new ‘kink’ and join me and a few others in the above revolutionary methods of gratification. PM me immediately. Up the revolution!

 

[Bbl87]

If only we had a personals section...

 

[Dapperguy]

What do you mean? Is this an allegorical message?

 

[Bbl87]

What do you mean? Is this an allegorical message?

I mean we have a Personals section. You are soliciting people to contact you, so you're basically posting a Personals ad where it doesn't belong. Not an insanely difficult concept.

 

[Dapperguy]

It must be fantastic being such a super duper stuck-up person like you. Sorry for breathing. Sorry for being born. I wish I had your enlightened and empathetic approach to others.

 

[Bbl87]

I try. Kinda an overreaction to being told you posted in the wrong section, but you do you.

 

[Bbl87]

You're also kinda touchy considering you called someone blowfly brain (that's a new one to me) in another thread. The faux righteous indignation isn't very becoming of you.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I’m sure it’s not just me, but I’m seeing red flags all over this supposed “Dom.”