Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

I, and I mean this in all honesty, have never puked after any ride at any amusement park. No matter how outrageous or how fast it spins or goes up and down or all at the sametime.

And I needed to know this because????

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My tits are art?

Your blonde is showing.

 

[sophia jane]

Your blonde is showing.

Actually, my blonde is almost all gone now. Time for new highlights.

 

[zeb1094]

And I needed to know this because????

Well, gee, I thought we where friends. I mean we call each other bitch and stuff.

Oh and I found this for you to use as a new AV.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Actually, my blonde is almost all gone now. Time for new highlights.

L'oreal. I used it all the time. Lt ash blonde.

Zeb: you rock baby.

 

[zeb1094]

L'oreal. I used it all the time. Lt ash blonde.

Zeb: you rock baby.

Thanks, Abs.

 

[entitled]

GOD DAMNED mother fuckin sumbitch!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

GOD DAMNED mother fuckin sumbitch!

I think she's talkin to you Zeb.

 

[zeb1094]

I think she's talkin to you Zeb.

Aw, hell, I hope not. I better hide though just in case. *ducking behind the bar at Abs place*

 

[Guest]

 

[entitled]

Ken, I'm so sorry I never showed you my work on Literotica. I think you'd have enjoyed it, been proud of me, and given me all your support. I thought I had time--you never told me how little time you had left.

 

[zeb1094]

Ken, I'm so sorry I never showed you my work on Literotica. I think you'd have enjoyed it, been proud of me, and given me all your support. I thought I had time--you never told me how little time you had left.

*hugs*

 

[lil_elvis]

Ken, I'm so sorry I never showed you my work on Literotica. I think you'd have enjoyed it, been proud of me, and given me all your support. I thought I had time--you never told me how little time you had left.

Ohh, lilred

 

[rgraham666]

Ken, I'm so sorry I never showed you my work on Literotica. I think you'd have enjoyed it, been proud of me, and given me all your support. I thought I had time--you never told me how little time you had left.

*HUGS* Jammies.

 

[Guest]

Ken, I'm so sorry I never showed you my work on Literotica. I think you'd have enjoyed it, been proud of me, and given me all your support. I thought I had time--you never told me how little time you had left.

{{{HUGS}}}

 

[zeb1094]

I have the liver of a twenty year old. I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but they delivered it today.

Edit: No really I have a liver my 40 yo Doctor said she wishes she had.

 

[entitled]

I have the liver of a twenty year old. I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but they delivered it today.

Edit: No really I have a liver my 40 yo Doctor said she wishes she had.

Heh... My dad lives on cigarettes and beer. He went in for a checkup a couple of years ago, and the doc said that he was going to live to see 100 if he kept doing whatever it was he was doing.

 

[McKenna]

600 pages of blurts. Wow. Why do I feel like I've missed out on all the important conversations here?

 

[zeb1094]

Heh... My dad lives on cigarettes and beer. He went in for a checkup a couple of years ago, and the doc said that he was going to live to see 100 if he kept doing whatever it was he was doing.

Go figure. Two years ago mine said I would die in two years if I didn't quit smoking. So I did. Already died once, it was no fun, don't what to do it again anytime soon.

 

[Guest]

 

[zeb1094]

600 pages of blurts. Wow. Why do I feel like I've missed out on all the important conversations here?

As long as you are conversing with me what have you missed?

 

[McKenna]

Because you've been too busy reading old blurts?

I'm just trying to keep up with ya'll.

As long as you are conversing with me what have you missed?

Oh yes, very true. *ahem* How silly of me to think otherwise.

 

[zeb1094]

Oh yes, very true. *ahem* How silly of me to think otherwise.

*ahem* You pokin' fun at me dear lady?

 

[McKenna]

*ahem* You pokin' fun at me dear lady?

Moi? Never!

 

[zeb1094]

Moi? Never!

Well that's good to know, 'cuz your messing with a man who has a liver his doctor wishes she had!