Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

Milk is the worst.

Eek! He hasn't broken any plastic ketchup bottles yet, but he did manage to shake up a 2 litre of Dr. Pepper and then somehow drop and puncture it.

My kitchen was so coated in soda that I was even finding it behind stuff when we moved.

 

[McKenna]

I have time to actually write something fun today, but I'm not taking advantage of it. Maybe it's because my head feels two times its normal size and no amount of hot tea or chicken soup will shrink it back to normal. I need my blanky and a nap.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm in someone's sig.

(Also, morons are dealt with. Huge sigh of relief.)

 

[rgraham666]

Damn it!

Why don't I believe in myself any more!

 

[impressive]

Damn it!

Why don't I believe in myself any more!

I believe in you!



BLURT: Wow! There are D cup sizes in my Victoria's Secret catalog now. Going shopping ...

 

[entitled]

I believe in you!



BLURT: Wow! There are D cup sizes in my Victoria's Secret catalog now. Going shopping ...

Let me know when they start selling A cups, would ya?

 

[impressive]

Let me know when they start selling A cups, would ya?

I see a few in there, but hell ... if I was an A cup, I'd be braless all the time! I envy you.

 

[entitled]

I see a few in there, but hell ... if I was an A cup, I'd be braless all the time! I envy you.

heh... Sometimes i'd rather have more than what i've got.

Besides, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Still sag after breastfeeding.

 

[lil_elvis]

I believe in you!



BLURT: Wow! There are D cup sizes in my Victoria's Secret catalog now. Going shopping ...

*Googling for the VS closest to Imp's*

 

[~photoguy~]

Eek! He hasn't broken any plastic ketchup bottles yet, but he did manage to shake up a 2 litre of Dr. Pepper and then somehow drop and puncture it.

My kitchen was so coated in soda that I was even finding it behind stuff when we moved.

he shook up the Doctor ??

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=581803

 

[sophia jane]

I see a few in there, but hell ... if I was an A cup, I'd be braless all the time! I envy you.

I'm on the border between B and C and I go braless a good bit of the time. Course that's cuz no one who matters sees me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm on the border between B and C and I go braless a good bit of the time. Course that's cuz no one who matters sees me.

doesn't bother me one bit.

 

[sophia jane]

doesn't bother me one bit.

Didn't think it would.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Didn't think it would.

am I predictable?

 

[entitled]

am I predictable?

Yep.

 

[zeb1094]

am I predictable?

I'll go along with that!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sure like I'm the only one with her tits as wallpaper

 

[~photoguy~]

that is a NASTY AV Mr Zeb

A.Hitchcock is smiling in his grave

 

[~photoguy~]

Sure like I'm the only one with her tits as wallpaper

Ted's bedroom walls ?

 

[zeb1094]

Sure like I'm the only one with her tits as wallpaper

Guess so!

Thanks photoguy!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Guess so!

Thanks photoguy!

I'm not a pervert...I consider it to be Art.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm not a pervert...I consider it to be Art.

And I concider a nekkid spread shot of you art! Art Carney.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And I concider a nekkid spread shot of you art! Art Carney.

I'm a former carnie. I used to run the "Spin and Puke"...

 

[zeb1094]

I'm a former carnie. I used to run the "Spin and Puke"...

I, and I mean this in all honesty, have never puked after any ride at any amusement park. No matter how outrageous or how fast it spins or goes up and down or all at the sametime.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm not a pervert...I consider it to be Art.

My tits are art?