Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

*bangs head slowly on desk*

I *thought* I was done.

If I could punish this sort of moronic fuckery with the death penalty, I swear I would be sorely tempted.

Shanglan

*puts pillow on desk*

*hands over big stick*
Good for use on who/whatever is doing this.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*bangs head slowly on desk*

I *thought* I was done.

If I could punish this sort of moronic fuckery with the death penalty, I swear I would be sorely tempted.

Shanglan

Fuckery. *nods* I like it.

 

[entitled]

hm... Fuck. i could use one of those.
Preferably preceded by a long, slow seduction, then a couple hours' worth of foreplay.

Yep.

 

[yui]

Fuckery. *nods* I like it.

Perv.

 

[entitled]

*gigglesnorts*

"Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean that somebody asked me to leave... and we walked to the door together and.... and I said bye everybody, I gotta go.

Six bouncer hurled me out of a night club like I was a frisbee."

 

[The_Fool]

*gigglesnorts*

"Now when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean that somebody asked me to leave... and we walked to the door together and.... and I said bye everybody, I gotta go.

Six bouncer hurled me out of a night club like I was a frisbee."

You watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour again? Tater Salad....

 

[entitled]

You watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour again? Tater Salad....

There was a couple pages worth of Tater Salad earlier... Had to dig out all my mp3s and get a giggle.

 

[maggot420]

As I turned the corner, I saw it there at the foot of my door. A package. The same general size and shape of my sword. 9 weeks it traveled across the ocean and I thought it was never to be heard from again. But there it was. At the foot of my door. On a monday.

I'm sure something bad must happen tomorrow.

 

[togitc]

Aside from the obvious slow downs of the season, why the hell is it taking so long to post my new submissions?

I submitted them in .txt format as requested to speed things along and that was the 10th, give or take a day.

Doesn't it just suck when people have better things to do than see to your every whim?

 

[yui]

As I turned the corner, I saw it there at the foot of my door. A package. The same general size and shape of my sword. 9 weeks it traveled across the ocean and I thought it was never to be heard from again. But there it was. At the foot of my door. On a monday.

I'm sure something bad must happen tomorrow.

Sword? Like Highlander type stuff? Kewl.

I'm going right now to dedicate a song to you ....

 

[maggot420]

Sword? Like Highlander type stuff? Kewl.

I'm going right now to dedicate a song to you ....

Samuria sword...its a really cheap one but I've had it a long time. Except the last nine weeks.

 

[Samandiriel]

Well, doesn't this just suck.

 

[Coming Together]

pending pending pending ... still fuckin' pending! ARGH!

 

[Guest]

There's nothing like sleeping in your own bed after a vacation spent on shitty sprung mattresses.


(and having an awwww Cali king kind of helps too.)

 

[zeb1094]

It's Doctor day.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm having cookies for breakfast. So there.

 

[~photoguy~]

I'm totally addicted to ...

Starbuck's Gingerbread Latte

OK, I said it outloud

admitting the problem is the first step .. or so I am led to understand

can I borrow $5 ?

 

[McKenna]

I'm totally addicted to ...

Starbuck's Gingerbread Latte

OK, I said it outloud

admitting the problem is the first step .. or so I am led to understand

can I borrow $5 ?

A Canadian who admits to liking flavored coffee?! What's the world coming to?!

So much for Tim Hortons, eh?

 

[~photoguy~]

A Canadian who admits to liking flavored coffee?! What's the world coming to?!

So much for Tim Hortons, eh?

Totally SHOCKing I know

Timmy Ho's is my 2nd choice

 

[McKenna]

Totally SHOCKing I know

Timmy Ho's is my 2nd choice

In that case, I'm pretty sure they won't revoke your citizenship.

 

[~photoguy~]

In that case, I'm pretty sure they won't revoke your citizenship.

phew .. thats a relief .... cuz I sooo enjoy the frozen north

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The GB is starting to look appealing to me.

Is that a bad thing?

 

[Aurora Black]

The GB is starting to look appealing to me.

Is that a bad thing?

Jesus God, no! Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Jesus God, no! Don't go into the light, Carol Ann!

I fear no demon or troll.

 

[AppleBiter]

Blurt. All isolated and shit.