Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

Happy now, asshole?

 

[TheEarl]

Wow. Long blurt.

The Earl

 

[zeb1094]

Happy now, asshole?

Yes and I wish you would quit using my real name on the board. Sheesh!

 

[kendo1]

Pats Earl on the back.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Fortunately, the fluff also acts as a flotation device in the event of emergency water landings.

Actually, I absorb water. Maybe that's why I feel so bloated . . .

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Happy now, asshole?

Uhm . . . yes?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Wow. Long blurt.

The Earl

But needed?

 

[impressive]

Uhm . . . yes?

I wasn't blurting in your general direction, fuzzy.

 

[zeb1094]

And so what am I, chopped liver?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

And so what am I, chopped liver?

No, you're salmon in a light sauce.

Thanks Imp!

 

[zeb1094]

No, you're salmon in a light sauce.

Thanks Imp!

Gee, I wonder how Alpaca would taste grilled over an open fire with a light vinegarette and mushrooms?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

They call me Tater Salad...

We had just left the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care, and Tire center and were halfway to Phoenix with the pilot said we had a problem and had to turn back...people...it's a nine minute flight...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Gee, I wonder how Alpaca would taste grilled over an open fire with a light vinegarette and mushrooms?

Like chicken.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

We had just left the Flagstaff Airport, Hair Care, and Tire center and were halfway to Phoenix with the pilot said we had a problem and had to turn back...people...it's a nine minute flight...

I saw him live in concert earlier this year. I haven't laughed that hard in FOREVER.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

More Tater Stuff

He's a riot...

My wife was suspicous of me of having sex with a woman in Columbus, Ohio....And I was...And I'll tell you why...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

He's a riot...

My wife was suspicous of me of having sex with a woman in Columbus, Ohio....And I was...And I'll tell you why...

"I've come up with a drinking game for the city of Atlanta. You get three friends and load them into a limo. You drive up and down the interstate and take a shot everytime you see the word 'Waffle.' I made it 3 miles once . . ."

 

[zeb1094]

"I've come up with a drinking game for the city of Atlanta. You get three friends and load them into a limo. You drive up and down the interstate and take a shot everytime you see the word 'Waffle.' I made it 3 miles once . . ."

But don't drive too slow or you get pushed off the road by some yahoo in a 4 wheel drive truck doing 90 miles an hour, in the rain, on bald tires.

 

[entitled]

"I've come up with a drinking game for the city of Atlanta. You get three friends and load them into a limo. You drive up and down the interstate and take a shot everytime you see the word 'Waffle.' I made it 3 miles once . . ."

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[zeb1094]

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Bless you!

 

[entitled]

Bless you!

You, me dear, need initiated into the realm of the Tater Salad.

 

[zeb1094]

You, me dear, need initiated into the realm of the Tater Salad.

I know all about Tater Salad and Tater Tot, my dear.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Whaddya Mean....

Quote...But don't drive too slow or you get pushed off the road by some yahoo in a 4 wheel drive truck doing 90 miles an hour, in the rain, on bald tires

And whaddya mean by that...I got one hand on the wheel...one on my beer...hubs are locked in....transfer case in 4H....turning that Cummins at 3400rpm...smoke blacker than midnight in hell pouring from the exhaust....the turbo is screaming like a banshee...

...and my tires aren't bald...just move over...LOL!!

 

[entitled]

I know all about Tater Salad and Tater Tot, my dear.

Nah. There's always more to know about the Taters.

 

[zeb1094]

Quote...But don't drive too slow or you get pushed off the road by some yahoo in a 4 wheel drive truck doing 90 miles an hour, in the rain, on bald tires

And whaddya mean by that...I got one hand on the wheel...one on my beer...hubs are locked in....transfer case in 4H....turning that Cummins at 3400rpm...smoke blacker than midnight in hell pouring from the exhaust....the turbo is screaming like a banshee...

...and my tires aren't bald...just move over...LOL!!

But I'm already driving on the fucking shoulder here, give me a break redneck!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

But I'm already driving on the fucking shoulder here, give me a break redneck!

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