Isolated Blurt Thread

[lil_elvis]

WOOHOO! They're not coming!!!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Undecided about my hair.

 

[entitled]

Undecided about my hair.

Shave it. Buy a wig.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Shave it. Buy a wig.

Brrr... too cold for that.
Also, I think wigs are creepy.

 

[entitled]

Brrr... too cold for that.
Also, I think wigs are creepy.

In that case... Do it again.
Or even better, let me do it.
i like hair.

 

[sophia jane]

WOOHOO! They're not coming!!!!!

In-laws?

 

[lil_elvis]

In-laws?

Yup, but not for Christmas...it could have been craptacular...like a whole week

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Undecided about my hair.

Get a hat.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I smell BBQ sauce.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I smell BBQ sauce.

It's Lucky's perfume, all Texans smell like that.

 

[sophia jane]

It's Lucky's perfume, all Texans smell like that.

If you live in SE Texas, you smell like Cajun food.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you live in SE Texas, you smell like Cajun food.

Let me guess....the SW you smell like Chimichangas?

 

[sophia jane]

Let me guess....the SW you smell like Chimichangas?

Depends on the day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Depends on the day.

And in the north? Cow chips?

 

[sophia jane]

And in the north? Cow chips?

You must have been to Texas.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You must have been to Texas.

No, but I saw it on TV. All the serial killers go there.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's Lucky's perfume, all Texans smell like that.

LOL. I wish it was Lucky's perfume. Actually, it was my son, who just smashed a package of BBQ sauce from McDonalds in the refrigerator door.

 

[Liar]

No, but I saw it on TV. All the serial killers go there.

Convention?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Convention?

Boots and hats.

 

[sophia jane]

LOL. I wish it was Lucky's perfume. Actually, it was my son, who just smashed a package of BBQ sauce from McDonalds in the refrigerator door.

At least it wasn't an entire bottle smashed on the floor.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

At least it wasn't an entire bottle smashed on the floor.

Right, not this time. I no longer buy anything in a glass bottle.

 

[sophia jane]

Right, not this time. I no longer buy anything in a glass bottle.

Yeah. But I meant the plastic supposedly shatter proof bottles. I've broken several.

 

[Guest]

At least it wasn't an entire bottle smashed on the floor.

Oh, my kids have done this with a full big sized ketchup bottle (plastic also) more times than I can count.

 

[sophia jane]

Oh, my kids have done this with a full big sized ketchup bottle (plastic also) more times than I can count.

Milk is the worst.

 

[Guest]

Milk is the worst.

My best friend did that once when we were in college. She dropped it in line at the grocery store right after we finished checking out. Luckily, they replaced it. My kids haven't dropped milk yet cause only the oldest can reach it and she knows she can't pick it up unless it's at least half empty.