Is it just me?

[alexandraaah]

I was sitting in a meeting today looking at all the other bored folk around the table...I began picturing them in various states of sexual arousal. I would focus on the most "ordinary" looking person and wonder what they would look like having a crippling orgasm; I pictured oral sex, anal sex, women with women, men with men, women with men. I even pictured the chairperson of the meeting in full dominatrix gear whipping the man next to her. What gives? Am I a total perv?

 

[MidnightsBlue]

Yes

 

[alexandraaah]

good to know.

 

[Dynamite]

You were bored.

I often wonder what people are like at home. What they are like in other aspects than what I see on a day to day average.

 

[Thumper]

Perv...

Not yet....

But for real laughs...or maybe a bit of gagging, do this at the local PTA meeting...or a Wal-Mart express line.

 

[lobito]

have you been watching the Brady Bunch re-run of Marcia getting her license lately? Is that where this idea came from?

And why won't you talk with me? I'm truly hurt now. let's me know how bad a ho I really am.

 

[MidnightsBlue]

good to know.

I often do that to. Like Dynamite said you were bored.

 

[PainSlut]

No that isn't pervy at all I do the same thing all the time.. it makes my day go by faster... and it helps me to think of people as more human... more normal.. its easier to talk to the higher ups at your job when you know they are just average people like you

 

[alexandraaah]

have you been watching the Brady Bunch re-run of Marcia getting her license lately? Is that where this idea came from?

And why won't you talk with me? I'm truly hurt now. let's me know how bad a ho I really am.

If there is a Brady Bunch rerun accessible, you can be assured I'm watching. Now there's a family my one tracked mind would have a field day with. (just testing my ability to throw mass cliche's in a sentence just there).

As for you...you've been a bad, bad ho.
You want me to talk to you?
Put your tongue back in your mouth and ask me something pressing.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Perv...

Not yet....

But for real laughs...or maybe a bit of gagging, do this at the local PTA meeting...or a Wal-Mart express line.

...I was facing twelve state employed social workers.

 

[lobito]

As for you...you've been a bad, bad ho.
You want me to talk to you?
Put your tongue back in your mouth and ask me something pressing.

pressing huh? the only thing I can think of right now, is when are you making that 5 hour drive south, to where I live?

 

[alexandraaah]

pressing huh? the only thing I can think of right now, is when are you making that 5 hour drive south, to where I live?

...Have ass, will travel.
No, wait, that's you. How do you know you're five hours south of me and if I do come will your ma cook me dinner?

 

[lobito]

...Have ass, will travel.
No, wait, that's you. How do you know you're five hours south of me and if I do come will your ma cook me dinner?

hahaha, let's see a while ago your location said Chicago, that would put you 5 hours from me. (45 mins by plane)

As for Ma, since you don't know what it means, you'll just have to wonder, but it has NOTHING to do with my MOM. Oh, and I cook dinner around this house, believe me, you don't want the other person here cooking for you. You'd never get home alive.

 

[VanB]

I was sitting in a meeting today looking at all the other bored folk around the table...I began picturing them in various states of sexual arousal. I would focus on the most "ordinary" looking person and wonder what they would look like having a crippling orgasm; I pictured oral sex, anal sex, women with women, men with men, women with men. I even pictured the chairperson of the meeting in full dominatrix gear whipping the man next to her. What gives? Am I a total perv?

Nah - you're normal!

I do it to get through business meetings and it can be vey funny when you're in a meeting with someone well known having these thoughts Besides it helps look on everyone as an equal and is fun too.

 

[alexandraaah]

hahaha, let's see a while ago your location said Chicago, that would put you 5 hours from me. (45 mins by plane)

As for Ma, since you don't know what it means, you'll just have to wonder, but it has NOTHING to do with my MOM. Oh, and I cook dinner around this house, believe me, you don't want the other person here cooking for you. You'd never get home alive.

Oh, I get it, Ma must be your pet goat.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Is it just me?

Nah - you're normal!

I do it to get through business meetings and it can be vey funny when you're in a meeting with someone well known having these thoughts Besides it helps look on everyone as an equal and is fun too.

So...lemme hear your last sinful thoughts during a business meeting.

 

[lobito]

ok, well, I can see I've worn out my welcome here... have fun fantasizing about a goat.

 

[alexandraaah]

ok, well, I can see I've worn out my welcome here... have fun fantasizing about a goat.

get your ass back in here and tell me about the last time you had naughty thoughts about virtual strangers to get through a boring meeting/class/play/thread.

 

[VanB]

Re: Re: Re: Is it just me?

So...lemme hear your last sinful thoughts during a business meeting.

Actually the sinful thoughts probably aren't so sinful out of context but when you're sitting in a meeting. On the occasion I'm thinking about it was with a real ball-breaker female chief exec, who wasn't that atractive, and her secretary who was. Suffice it to say that the Chief exec suffered an anal experience whilst eating out her secretary who then pissed in her face. (I can't believe I told you)

Anyway the meeting went well and I didn't get intimidated which is the reason behind it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Is it just me?

Actually the sinful thoughts probably aren't so sinful out of context but when you're sitting in a meeting. On the occasion I'm thinking about it was with a real ball-breaker female chief exec, who wasn't that atractive, and her secretary who was. Suffice it to say that the Chief exec suffered an anal experience whilst eating out her secretary who then pissed in her face. (I can't believe I told you)

Anyway the meeting went well and I didn't get intimidated which is the reason behind it.

I think I have a Lit. hero....that's hilarious. I agree about it relieving you of intimidation; I wish I could say that was my reason today, but it wasn't. Maybe it's the onset of winter, cabin fever, whatever, my mind was all over the place today. I wondered if any of the other people in the meeting were doing it too....

 

[Andreina]

Lobito.... do you have a tongue-fetish or do you just like to lick?

 

[lobito]

halo, let's just say, it's NOT a tongue fetish.

And to FINALLY answer the thread Q, I have thoughts like that all the time, no matter where I am, I'm a FUCKING guy, for Christs Sake!

 

[alexandraaah]

halo, let's just say, it's NOT a tongue fetish.

And to FINALLY answer the thread Q, I have thoughts like that all the time, no matter where I am, I'm a FUCKING guy, for Christs Sake!

You can do better than that. I know you're a FUCKING guy, for Christ's Sake, but gimme a story, a bus driver, a teacher...a classroom in high school where you did this. You know you remember; share.

 

[DéjàNu]

Lit board

I have thoughts like that since I start reading the Lit Board!!!!! Dont know if it is connected though... lol...

The worst is to think about our father and mother having sex.....gross... but that was a long time ago...

DéjàNu

 

[lobito]

fine, if you MUST know, it was with a teacher, just a while ago.