Is buttfucking kosher?

[miles]

I don't want to piss the big guy off.

Discuss.

 

[aly*]

I'n going to ask my grandma. I'll get back to you!

 

[Ishmael]

Hmmmmmmmm, I'd ask a Rabbi.

Ishmael

 

[Olivianna]

Depends really on how religious you are. If Orthodox, you really aren't supposed to waste the sperm, and anal seems to be a blatant F-You to that.

 

[Agent99]

Sorry, Miles.

That is definitely against the rules because you're mixing fleishig (cock=manmeat) and milshig (cum=cream) at the same meal.

Pussy, apparently, is pareve though, so enjoy!

 

[Nora]

Sorry, guys. As long as you're talking about kinky sex with your spouse, anything goes. From Kosher Sex:

Oral and anal sex are considered unnatural sex. Talmudic sources speak freely on this issue and, occasionally permit unnatural sex. "If it is occasional, and the desire of his heart is to come upon his wife in an unnatural way, it is permitted." (Tosefot Yevamot 34b, Gold, 1992)

Maimonedes was a kinky fuck, though.

 

[lilminx]

Sorry, Miles.

That is definitely against the rules because you're mixing fleishig (cock=manmeat) and milshig (cum=cream) at the same meal.

What if the guy doesn't come? No milshig at the meal then.

 

[cg_allstar]

Buttfucking is only kosher if the meat is kosher, i.e. circumcised.

 

[Nora]

Sorry, Miles.

That is definitely against the rules because you're mixing fleishig (cock=manmeat) and milshig (cum=cream) at the same meal.

Pussy, apparently, is pareve though, so enjoy!

*pondering*

Technically, you can eat meat directly after milk as long as you brush your teeth. Or at least rinse. Although a waiting period between the two is traditional. It's just that you can't eat them together at the same meal (as you said) or eat milk right after meat.

I think this only applies to sex if it's a mènage á trois (or more), however. Which negates the kosher-ness of it, unless you're married to both which is a whole 'nuther kettle of cholent. Ack, this is making my head hurt.

I think a better question is, "what bracha do you say before swallowing cum?" I'd bet on She'hakol, personally...

 

[Agent99]

lilminx, if Miles doesn't cum while butt-fucking me, I will withdraw my request for special dispensation from the rabbinate.

Maybe I should have said that we need to get at the Kashrut of this question.

 

[Nora]

Maybe I should have said that we need to get at the Kashrut of this question.

That was beyond bad.

 

[michaelmt1]

Sorry, guys. As long as you're talking about kinky sex with your spouse, anything goes. From Kosher Sex:



Maimonedes was a kinky fuck, though.

given this info im never converting to Judaism !





Mike

 

[busybody..]

How do you get a Jewish American Princess to scream?

Fuck her in the ass........

And wipe your dick in her curtains!!!!!!

 

[busybody..]

What do you call A Matzoh in a condom?

Peasach Dick!

Thank you Thank you...I open at the Rialto on the 7th!

 

[miles]

Sorry, Miles.

That is definitely against the rules because you're mixing fleishig (cock=manmeat) and milshig (cum=cream) at the same meal.

Pussy, apparently, is pareve though, so enjoy!

Oy gevalt.

 

[Guest]

 

[badasschick]

Has said ass been blessed by a Rabbi?

 

[roxanne69]

Sorry, guys. As long as you're talking about kinky sex with your spouse, anything goes. From Kosher Sex:



Maimonedes was a kinky fuck, though.

So it's legal then...So everything is...not that Miss Reform here was worried about it but YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, lesbian sex is permitted but m/m sex is not. I am soooo lucky to be Jewish *singing*

 

[Guest]

A mittzvah

Buttfucking you would be a mitzvah because you're a slimy dumbass piece of shit who couldn't get laid in a penitentiary for gay rapists.

 

[perks]

as long as you do it through the hole in the sheet.