Is being a virgo a turn-off?

[RobDownSouth]

Hi I'm new here.
I'm a virgo and all I've done is kissed a girl and when I asked her if she wanted to have sex she said she didn't want to have sex with a virgo... Is that common with girls? Should I just not say that I'm a virgo?

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[BotanyBoy]

Virgo's are hot, it's the Capricorns that turn me off....

Getting your hair chewed off by a fucking goat while you fuck a fish?

I'm may be a major league pervert, but not in this lifetime

 

[pointless]

no, it just means she's stupid. you should hit her with a brick or a rock or like a pipe or something. it's what god wants.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Try a virago, they are compatible with virgos.

There's nowt wrong with Capricorns!

 

[BotanyBoy]

Try a virago, they are compatible with virgos.

There's nowt wrong with Capricorns!

I'll have to check that virago out sometime.

I can deal with the fishy smell....it's the goat part that bothers me...creepy eyes and they eat fucking EVERYTHING. Oh and catch a horn the wrong way? Nah...I'm good.

 

[HoHoBomb]

libralicious

 

[RobDownSouth]

libralicious

capricorny!

 

[Aquagal]

Did she have vertigo?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Leos rule
Virgos eat leftovers
Just saying

 

[Minalick]

Pfft... Virgos rule.

Btw, any girl who says she won't be with you because of your sign is either lying to you or so flaky that you're better off.

On a side note, what's your Chinese horoscope sign? If you really want her, try and convince her the Chinese horoscope is better. Especially if you're a lion or dragon. She sounds like the type who would be easily convinced of such things.