Intellect and Orgasm

[blunt_trauma]

Or doing it on purpose to deball me!

ahahahahafuckingha!
would you believe that my sister's ex uses that exact tactic?

you send the best links.
this one will keep me tittering for the rest of the day.
...and every time i talk to me sister.

 

[cjh]

what if i'd rather tackle?

 

[rosco rathbone]

ahahahahafuckingha!
would you believe that my sister's ex uses that exact tactic?

you send the best links.
this one will keep me tittering for the rest of the day.
...and every time i talk to me sister.

The comments pages are the best part. A real look under the hood at the male psyche.

 

[cjh]

My first serious lover always said that he could never orgasm unless I orgasmed first. That was when I learned to fake orgasm and every time I hear a man trot out that cliched platitude, my cunt shrivels.



trouble with you, is by seducing me/us/women into gooey heaps, we stop being intelligent. it's a dilemma. You turn us into the thing that turns you off.

pfffft.

intelligent gooey masses are the best sort.

 

[blunt_trauma]

My first serious lover always said that he could never orgasm unless I orgasmed first. That was when I learned to fake orgasm and every time I hear a man trot out that cliched platitude, my cunt shrivels.

i couldn't agree more!
it doesn't make me feel sexy. it makes me feel like a performing animal in a circus. sex, for me, is not about jumping through hoops.

give me some passion. give me a man who forgets all plans and just reads my reactions, his reactions, our interactions.

improvisation is sexy!

what if i'd rather tackle?

carpet burns.that's what.

 

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what if i'd rather tackle?

like rugby tackle or hook tackle?

 

[blunt_trauma]

The comments pages are the best part. A real look under the hood at the male psyche.

ooo, i'm so reporting you for this!

it's a riot. i'm splitting my sides here.

 

[RandallKinds]

I kept "stimulating her erogeneous zones" but the bitch refused to cum!

Maybe you're stimulating her erroneous zones instead. I make that mistake all the time.

 

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pfffft.

intelligent gooey masses are the best sort.

See, now, I'm imagining something like the blob from outer space. And literally being brain fucked. Disturbingly, I'm also feeling turned on.

i couldn't agree more!
it doesn't make me feel sexy. it makes me feel like a performing animal in a circus. sex, for me, is not about jumping through hoops.

give me some passion. give me a man who forgets all plans and just reads my reactions, his reactions, our interactions.

improvisation is sexy!

Oh I don't mind the cold clinical detachment from a well planned mind fuck. But a surefire guarantee of no orgasm from me is to expect it. I get performance anxiety and shut down. It's why I'm up front about being non-orgasmic. takes the pressure off.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Maybe you're stimulating her erroneous zones instead. I make that mistake all the time.

They told me if I gave her gentle butterfly kisses on her nipples she'd be Oing like a beast.

 

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are butterfly kisses the same in america as in the UK?

 

[blunt_trauma]

Oh I don't mind the cold clinical detachment from a well planned mind fuck. But a surefire guarantee of no orgasm from me is to expect it. I get performance anxiety and shut down. It's why I'm up front about being non-orgasmic. takes the pressure off.

planning to try something out on you is different.
but i'll read a script right out of his head, and then get bored with the rerun.

 

[RandallKinds]

They told me if I gave her gentle butterfly kisses on her nipples she'd be Oing like a beast.

They? Never trust someone who knows what makes a beast 'O'.

 

[blunt_trauma]

They told me if I gave her gentle butterfly kisses on her nipples she'd be Oing like a beast.

in the microsecond it took for my brain to register the humour, i experienced a lifetime of heartbreak and disappointment.

 

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planning to try something out on you is different.
but i'll read a script right out of his head, and then get bored with the rerun.

no, I don't mean a plan to try something different. I mean a meticulously planned scenario. and sometimes the repetition of it gets hypnotic in a Cooverish kind of way. Knowing what is coming next can heighten expectation or seduce into relaxing.

and then of course the re-runs can all be subtly different so you are caught unawares. *sighs*

 

[blunt_trauma]

no, I don't mean a plan to try something different. I mean a meticulously planned scenario. and sometimes the repetition of it gets hypnotic in a Cooverish kind of way. Knowing what is coming next can heighten expectation or seduce into relaxing.

and then of course the re-runs can all be subtly different so you are caught unawares. *sighs*

weirdo.

 

[rosco rathbone]

in the microsecond it took for my brain to register the humour, i experienced a lifetime of heartbreak and disappointment.

Spelling out the letters of the alphabet with my tongue on her clit also failed.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Spelling out the letters of the alphabet with my tongue on her clit also failed.

you sadistic bastard!

...i'm going to have buttock reduction surgery.

 

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weirdo.

not weird! Just have niche forms of kink.

Spelling out the letters of the alphabet with my tongue on her clit also failed.

try it in spanish.

 

[BongoGal]

I am much more attracted to intelligent men (and to intelligent women, too, I guess) than to dimmer ones, so my sex partners have definitely tended to be bright. That said, once we're in bed, I'm not sure if it matters all that much how smart he is. It's not as if we are likely to be discussing philosophy and current events when there is some fucking to do. His being smart might get me out of my pants, but after that, something more primal takes over.

 

[Bestroika]

no, I don't mean a plan to try something different. I mean a meticulously planned scenario. and sometimes the repetition of it gets hypnotic in a Cooverish kind of way. Knowing what is coming next can heighten expectation or seduce into relaxing.

and then of course the re-runs can all be subtly different so you are caught unawares. *sighs*

Kybele, you make sexy sentences, a varitable joy to read. Your word combinations have a nice steady flow, and points for use of the word 'Cooverish.'

 

[GiggLeGasm]

intelligent women are more likely to seduce me. there's a give and take beyond pure physical attraction that makes me hunger. not that physical attraction is irrelevant. but for me, it's words and layers and complexity and wit that linger, that fuel my desire.

i think, though i certainly may be wrong, that i am more likely to seduce intelligent women, too.

Nothing is better than a good round of Parry and Thrust

 

[shy slave]

Intelligence is great if you want conversation before and after, but other than that, it depends on what is considered as intelligence.

Have had amazing mind blowing BDSM sex with someone who was not conventionally intelligent, and boring, mind numbing (there are 14 cracks on the ceiling), with someone who had a high iq.

My first serious lover always said that he could never orgasm unless I orgasmed first. That was when I learned to fake orgasm and every time I hear a man trot out that cliched platitude, my cunt shrivels.

I am less polite. My cunt, and the rest of me, usually elect to leave him to some other woman when I hear such rubbish. Although have been known to prove him wrong too...

If I want to focus on him, my orgasms get in the way.
I can happily orgasm from giving oral, no effort from him required.
Otherwise I want several orgasms, some pain and then more orgasms.

 

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I am much more attracted to intelligent men (and to intelligent women, too, I guess) than to dimmer ones, so my sex partners have definitely tended to be bright. That said, once we're in bed, I'm not sure if it matters all that much how smart he is. It's not as if we are likely to be discussing philosophy and current events when there is some fucking to do. His being smart might get me out of my pants, but after that, something more primal takes over.

best oral ever was having the basic concept behind Deluize and Guattari explained to me. I'm wet at the thought of it.

Kybele, you make sexy sentences, a varitable joy to read. Your word combinations have a nice steady flow, and points for use of the word 'Cooverish.'

(the cheque's in the post, n00b )

Intelligence is great if you want conversation before and after, but other than that, it depends on what is considered as intelligence.

Have had amazing mind blowing BDSM sex with someone who was not conventionally intelligent, and boring, mind numbing (there are 14 cracks on the ceiling), with someone who had a high iq.



I am less polite. My cunt, and the rest of me, usually elect to leave him to some other woman when I hear such rubbish. Although have been known to prove him wrong too...

If I want to focus on him, my orgasms get in the way.
I can happily orgasm from giving oral, no effort from him required.
Otherwise I want several orgasms, some pain and then more orgasms.

I was only 17! and I have to work for my orgasms. I hate you multi-orgasmic-come-from-a-look gals.

actually, that's not true. I don't really care any more.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

conversation

but I DO want conversation... and right before he's about to fill me.. I want to look him in the eye and pose a question just so I can watch him struggle between the intellect and the primitive response growing within.. and then I want to whisper permission and beg for his release..

But I DO want the conversation