Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

I can be your xanax.. would you swallow for me?

I think it’s time for an overdose of Xanass!

((See what I did there … I’m so clever! I should save this for “Competently Flirt!”))

 

[Fiestykitten]

I think it’s time for an overdose of Xanass!

((See what I did there … I’m so clever! I should save this for “Competently Flirt!”))

I can only incompetently flirt

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can only incompetently flirt

Oh yeah, baby.

You’re the worst at flirting.

((Eye waggle))

 

[Fiestykitten]

Oh yeah, baby.

You’re the worst at flirting.

((Eye waggle))

Wow that unibrow just makes me so hot , don't stop waggling...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wow that unibrow just makes me so hot , don't stop waggling...

Waggling is (pops lips) … what … I … do!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Would you happen to have a towel... all that waggling is making me damp....

 

[Rm3452]

I have this thing I need a hand with

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have this thing I need a hand with

I have a GI Joe action figure here, renown for its kung fu grip.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a GI Joe action figure here, renown for its kung fu grip.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Q4HjQGhUJ9TCV29TwIS6awAAAA?w=254&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a GI Joe action figure here, renown for its kung fu grip.

You can drill me anytime sergeant

 

[Rm3452]

I have a GI Joe action figure here, renown for its kung fu grip.

That's not exactly what I was hoping for

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That's not exactly what I was hoping for

Oh noooo. I was incompetent.

You can drill me anytime sergeant

Private Fiesty! Your orders are to requisition this sperm. Go go go go go!

 

[lilmissdarling]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Q4HjQGhUJ9TCV29TwIS6awAAAA?w=254&h=180&c=7&r=0&o=5&pid=1.7

Wow, you really make a mess look good.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Private Fiesty! Your orders are to requisition this sperm. Go go go go go!

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.48b94a1a94b118dc0eab18625fc15959?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f1IjdYvJWYS31C%2f200.gif&ehk=e8vpGrBZDAgxm%2fEP%2fp1BghmXcyNxzJbqMA07dShufxo%3d

Sir, yes, sir! I'll make sure your sperm gets to my egg sir!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.48b94a1a94b118dc0eab18625fc15959?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.giphy.com%2fmedia%2f1IjdYvJWYS31C%2f200.gif&ehk=e8vpGrBZDAgxm%2fEP%2fp1BghmXcyNxzJbqMA07dShufxo%3d

Sir, yes, sir! I'll make sure your sperm gets to my egg sir!

Yup. Umm

No that would work on me

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yup. Umm

No that would work on me

I can work on you, I have a red light special right now.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can work on you, I have a red light special right now.

Like a BOGO? Or a coupon? I love a good special.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Like a BOGO? Or a coupon? I love a good special.

Yes, buy one legn get the other free

 

[Jodaily]

Mmmmm, love feisty kittens. Can I pet your pussy?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Mmmmm, love feisty kittens. Can I pet your pussy?

There’s more than one? That’s a great BOGO coupon!!

((Or is it?))

 

[Bassytian]

You've just seen how far I can get my fingers into my nose, now imagine what I can do for you!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I could ride your fingers like I ride the mechanical bull at our local honky-tonk bar.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I could ride your fingers like I ride the mechanical bull at our local honky-tonk bar.

I’m not into pain but … break my fingers!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m not into pain but … break my fingers!!!

I can squeeze your fingers until they break....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Chicken fingers ?
Cause I like fries and sauce....