Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Coyote100]

Hey cousin. How you doin'?

 

[azz_vt]

Let’s play UNO!

 

[TXRafe]

"i got three minutes, wanna play?"

 

[Wand3rlust]

What are you gonna do for the other 150 seconds?...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

What are you gonna do for the other 150 seconds?...

148 is my personal best for premature ejaculation.

So the last two seconds is a crisp high five of victory!

 

[Bassytian]

I can last a solid hour! Seriously! Not lying! I swear! Where are you going? Wait, come baaaaaaack!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I can last a solid hour! Seriously! Not lying! I swear! Where are you going? Wait, come baaaaaaack!

An hour? Wow, that’s impressive—I usually only last 30 seconds before embarrassing myself.

 

[LostHorizon]

An hour? Wow, that’s impressive—I usually only last 30 seconds before embarrassing myself.

Hey… what are you doing for the next 30 seconds

 

[lilmissdarling]

Hey… what are you doing for the next 30 seconds

"Oh, just clearing my schedule for the inevitable disappointment—what’s up? "

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Um, wanna share a three hours-cold (formerly) hot chocolate?

 

[LostHorizon]

"Oh, just clearing my schedule for the inevitable disappointment—what’s up? "

Then I’m your man, nothing’s “up” but everything is sideways

 

[Bassytian]

Better flirts than I do, no one does.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I could scratch behind your ears if you're so inclined

 

[LostHorizon]

I could scratch behind your ears if you're so inclined

Can you scratch behind my knee?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Can you scratch behind my knee?

If I scratch behind your knee will your other leg shake like a dogs does? That's so hot!

 

[cactusjack0584]

If I scratch behind your knee will your other leg shake like a dogs does? That's so hot!

Hey want to watch me cosplay as Legolas from LOTR and shoot arrows at targets in my back yard?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey want to watch me cosplay as Legolas from LOTR and shoot arrows at targets in my back yard?

Would you also back yard wrestle for me too?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Now I do admire your woodworking skills

 

[Fiestykitten]

I could stain your wood for you, if you like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could stain your wood for you, if you like.

I could stain your sheets… with my green hair

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That box looks like it could hold my tool.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If you've got the wrench then I've got the nuts

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have the lube to grease it with

 

[ydahecnot]

I will make all your anxieties come true

 

[Fiestykitten]

I will make all your anxieties come true

I can be your xanax.. would you swallow for me?