Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Deleted member 6568729]

Um, hey, yeah, like I had a cat once.

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[LostHorizon]

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I think I have a cream for that twitch

 

[Fiestykitten]

I think I have a cream for that twitch

What about hemorrhoids?

 

[cactusjack0584]

What about hemorrhoids?

Hey…um… want to see my dick? I mean… my bed… I mean my hot wheels collection?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey…um… want to see my dick? I mean… my bed… I mean my hot wheels collection?

Does your dick go vroom like the hot wheels?
No? Then just the hot wheels please.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Does your dick go vroom like the hot wheels?
No? Then just the hot wheels please.

It has a motor of sorts…

 

[Shenanigans90]

if you need gas i've got plenty!

Wanna go with me to my probation hearing?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wanna go with me to my probation hearing?

No. Can I borrow $100?

 

[cactusjack0584]

No. Can I borrow $100?

Want to watch all the fast and furious movies with me?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Want to watch all the fast and furious movies with me?

want to come over and peel 10 pounds of potatoes with me? I have to make potato salad for the church ladies!

 

[Qky75]

want to come over and peel 10 pounds of potatoes with me? I have to make potato salad for the church ladies!

Are any of them hot? Or grateful? I'll settle for grateful

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll whip you until you feel like a mashed potatoe.

 

[Qky75]

I’ll whip you until you feel like a mashed potatoe.

Whip harder. I make my own gravy

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Baby gravy?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Would you like to read my essay on the elasticity of the human anus?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Baby gravy?

yes. Not gravy made from babies. The last gal was confused about that

 

[AlwaysDancing]

do you let vegans who swallow babies stay overnight?

Yeah!!!! I’m always willing to offer a warm bed for baby swallowing vegans.

 

[cactusjack0584]

want to come over and peel 10 pounds of potatoes with me? I have to make potato salad for the church ladies!

I actually like peeling potatoes… so yes.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’ll peel all your potatoes

 

[JPReads]

I’ll peel all your potatoes

I would rather you peel my banana?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I would rather you peel my banana?

You don't look to sure about that how about I make you a banana smoothie instead

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The smoothies I make are so rich in protein. Fitness is my passion.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey nice moves… how are your lap dances?

 

[Fiestykitten]

They are prickly at best

 

[cactusjack0584]

They are prickly at best

Want to get pricked?