Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[munch2much]

So, I gather you like trees.. funny, I do too.. so, there is this tree-hugging event, where we are going to chain is to the trees along this specific road, it is both a sit-down demo and a crystal chanting meditation, we are..

- Oh, are you leaving already?!

I’m loving the unshaven look, can I interest you in a moustache comb?

 

[Jw75766]

The way you fart when you laugh is intoxicating. Whatcha doing later?

 

[Sunlover102]

I love that shade of yellow/brown your teeth are!
Is it natural or is it a specific type of chewing tobacco?

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

I’d say you take my breath away, but that might just be the mild asthma

 

[Coyote100]

I'd lend you my inhaler but you don't seem to be breathing anymore.

 

[verysimplegal]

uh im not good at this. Are you?

 

[Sunlover102]

Hi you are beautiful. You remind me of my mother.

 

[Hodes101]

I look up in the sky and all I see is stars.

I look at you and all I see is Uranus.