Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[MindYaBitness]

I know we just met, but can I pop that zit for you?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Hi. I adore the way you say Aunt and pecan...

 

[Sunlover102]

Are you the father of my child?
Do you want to be?

 

[Random_NPC]

Did you hear the one about the Trekkie and the Star Wars fan?

Could you tell me how it went? I can't remember.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Oh yeah! That? That's Paul, my parasitic twin. It works out for us. I'm and exhibitionist and he's a vouyer. Yeah, yeah! That's his little wee wee, go on and touch it.

 

[mickyp123]

Oh yeah! That? That's Paul, my parasitic twin. It works out for us. I'm and exhibitionist and he's a vouyer. Yeah, yeah! That's his little wee wee, go on and touch it.

Please dont ever shave, you will make thousands homeless.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My skin is scaly too, wanna see?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I really, really like Dragon Ball Z. Wanna watch me watch it?

 

[Cat]

Oh yes! By the way.. I just made this kimchee and it needs to ferment for a couple of weeks.. can I store it under your bed? That would make it so special!

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh yes! By the way.. I just made this kimchee and it needs to ferment for a couple of weeks.. can I store it under your bed? That would make it so special!

We can arrange that, get on the bed first,

*Shmears kimchee all over both of us

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'd grill your cheese

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'd grill your cheese

It says INCOMPETENTLY.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

It says INCOMPETENTLY.

Are you into S&M like me?

Nothing beats spaghetti and meatballs

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are you into S&M like me?

Nothing beats spaghetti and meatballs

You're not very good at this are you?

 

[FMacCumhail]

Why don't you come by my place Friday night and I can...lance that boil on your ass.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You're not very good at this are you?

Clearly not.

Third time is a charm.

I'll teach you about dinosaurs

 

[Deadbed1968]

(Unapologetically stolen) Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

My collection of dinosaur figures? I'll have you know my mom never fails to bring the latest one down to the basement.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you owe me money... wait.. no.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You look like my next victim

 

[HopefulRetirement]

You look like my next victim

Pulls out victim card.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You ever had herpes? You want it?

 

[Drek8]

You know a clitoris has about double the nerve endings than a penis, but still takes more time to cum. Wanna find out if its true?