Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hey, I have boobs. I won't show them to you though. Wanna hear about my childhood trauma?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hey, I have boobs. I won't show them to you though. Wanna hear about my childhood trauma?

Can I tell you about the mating habits of Yangchuaonosaurus? Then maybe we could actually them out .

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Have I got a tool for you.

 

[Apisto42]

Have I got a tool for you.

I can sharpen that up with my angle grinder!

 

[PotNoodle79]

I can sharpen that up with my angle grinder!

*adjusts glasses*
did you know, the angle grinder was invented by the German company ACK a.s. in 1954?

 

[Apisto42]

*adjusts glasses*
did you know, the angle grinder was invented by the German company ACK a.s. in 1954?

Wow, do you whisper such sweet facts to all the boys?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Wow, do you whisper such sweet facts to all the boys?

Only where angle grinders are involved!

 

[Apisto42]

Only where angle grinders are involved!

Well then, let’s get out the table saw and smooth cut some boards!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well then, let’s get out the table saw and smooth cut some boards!

Hey there, can I play with your table saw?

 

[Apisto42]

Hey there, can I play with your table saw?

Only if you know how to twiddle the knobs correctly!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’ll grind your angle - know what I’m saying? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more…

 

[Apisto42]

I’ll grind your angle - know what I’m saying? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more…

“What’s it like?”