In six words or less, describe Hanns Schmitt

[miles]

Scum-sucking salad tossing pig

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wo hockt de Bus?

 

[bluespoke]

IT

 

[Cerberus666]

successfully grabbing your attention.

 

[Chuckus]

Laughable.

 

[bored1]

The boards best shit stirrer

 

[red_rose]

successfully grabbing your attention.

Exactly.

 

[red_rose]

cuddly, snuggly, bunny-wunny boy. With gun.

 

[KHAN-E]

Ruthless - Because Ruth wouldn't have you

Intelligent - Actually OUTtelligent. FAR OUT! Well beyond Left Field. Completely OUT of the Ballpark

Successful - at being a Jerk

Handsome - If you like that "Asshole" look

Your - Never!!! Though I'm sure he would fantasize about it.

Superior - Scum Sucker

 

[SpiceCake]

Afraid of a Duck, you know!

 

[Guest]

 

[Ezarc]

Ein grossen schiesskopft.

 

[BlondGirl]

Fucks pineapples. Eats pineapples. Grins stupidly.

 

[lisalove]

Ohwha tagoose heis.

 

[LAPSUS LlNGUAE]

Musician (Glock 'n' spiel)

 

[Oliver Twisted]

.

 

[Sillyman]

Obsessed with mother insults. Needs hugging.

 

[slowfingers1]

Almost as annoying as the people who keep him here by responding to his posts

 

[miles]

Very creepy

 

[phrodeau]

Grumpy, cold-nosed pot-bellied piglet.

 

[IA951]

Scum-sucking salad tossing pig

what do you have against salad?

Hanns?...

cool as fuck.

or perhaps "Kooler than Jesus"

 

[Cheyenne]

Brother of IA951 /Bozo the clown.

 

[crysede]

Shows promise, but requires fine-tuning.