In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

[Rambrat]

It would be great!

The world would be my bathroom.
I could lay around, sleep and eat.
Human women would make a fuss.
I could lick them and not really get in trouble.
I could hump any bitch I wanted and...
Lick myself if I felt like it.

What could be better?

 

[Guest]

 

[BamaBelle]

It would be great!

The world would be my bathroom.
I could lay around, sleep and eat.
Human women would make a fuss.
I could lick them and not really get in trouble.
I could hump any bitch I wanted and...
Lick myself if I felt like it.

What could be better?

Staying out all night and having multiple sex partners without getting into trouble?

--Belle

 

[Rambrat]

cept some women don't like dogs, cats or well... animals.

If you are one of those woman...then I'm fucked..

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

Staying out all night and having multiple sex partners without getting into trouble?

--Belle

As a dog...I could do that...

 

[BamaBelle]

Re: Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

As a dog...I could do that...

And as a man???? What could YOU do?? *wicked smile*



--Belle

 

[woodgie2]

Here is the one thing I think could be better.

It (was) my super secret wish that I haven't told anyone ever. And now I appear to be about to tell a good few hundred (thousand?) people. Oh well, it's not like you'd care. None of you cared I burnt my mouth the other night (I got a blister on the roof of my mouth because if that!).

Am I rambling? Probably. Here goes:

I wish I could speak EVERY language EVER. That way I'd be able to talk to ANYONE and hold a conversation on thier level. Concepts and ideas would come across better, and communication would be so much groovier.

I think that beats licking yourself. Besides you'd get other dogs (not just bitches) sniffing your arse.

 

[Guest]

 

[Kitte]

It would be great!

The world would be my bathroom.
I could lay around, sleep and eat.
Human women would make a fuss.
I could lick them and not really get in trouble.
I could hump any bitch I wanted and...
Lick myself if I felt like it.

What could be better?

Here doggie doggie

 

[bluemuse]

It would be great!

The world would be my bathroom.
I could lay around, sleep and eat.
Human women would make a fuss.
I could lick them and not really get in trouble.
I could hump any bitch I wanted and...
Lick myself if I felt like it.

What could be better?

Would someone please throw Ram a bone???!

Arf!

bluemuse

 

[Sixth]

You must
            be able
                            to use
a can opener
            and a
                        computer!

 

[Ginny]

oh man ram, now i'm flashing to you being a K-9 dog....cop thang still going on....but uh oh....your cock visual....is now a wet, shiny, hot pink dog weenie sticking out of a lil hairy shaft thang....your tongue out as you pant.....the K-9 dog has your incredible eyes though....

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can

And as a man???? What could YOU do?? *wicked smile*



--Belle

Have multiple orgasms with you *grin*

 

[Rambrat]

Here is the one thing I think could be better.

It (was) my super secret wish that I haven't told anyone ever. And now I appear to be about to tell a good few hundred (thousand?) people. Oh well, it's not like you'd care. None of you cared I burnt my mouth the other night (I got a blister on the roof of my mouth because if that!).

Am I rambling? Probably. Here goes:

I wish I could speak EVERY language EVER. That way I'd be able to talk to ANYONE and hold a conversation on thier level. Concepts and ideas would come across better, and communication would be so much groovier.

I think that beats licking yourself. Besides you'd get other dogs (not just bitches) sniffing your arse.

better yet...read their minds...

 

[Rambrat]

I havent seen any dogs with that abilitity and I'm not sure that I would want too...

I'm fucked in the sense that I'm a dog for that life and I'd have to be without you...

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

Here doggie doggie

*walks over to you...wagging tail*

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

Would someone please throw Ram a bone???!

Arf!

bluemuse

did I mention I'd hump your leg...ruuuuuffff!

 

[Rambrat]

You must
            be able
                            to use
a can opener
            and a
                        computer!

I'm thinking that I have no need for the computer...but if I could operate a can opener...I yhink I'd have the computer thing licked....

 

[sexyspank]

It would be great!

The world would be my bathroom.
I could lay around, sleep and eat.
Human women would make a fuss.
I could lick them and not really get in trouble.
I could hump any bitch I wanted and...
Lick myself if I felt like it.

What could be better?

I thought you already operate a can opener Ram.




Wendy

 

[Rambrat]

oh man ram, now i'm flashing to you being a K-9 dog....cop thang still going on....but uh oh....your cock visual....is now a wet, shiny, hot pink dog weenie sticking out of a lil hairy shaft thang....your tongue out as you pant.....the K-9 dog has your incredible eyes though....

I'm thinking you'd like the tomgue though....

 

[Ginny]

I'm thinking you'd like the tongue though....

oh mannnn.....i just twitched thinking about a big ole german shephard tongue licking me...my god..that was a pervy flash......

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

I thought you already operate a can opener Ram.




Wendy

HONEY!
yeah but I need that talent as a dog so that I could open the food if I needed to...then i would need a master for such things...
*lick*

 

[sexyspank]

Here is the one thing I think could be better.

It (was) my super secret wish that I haven't told anyone ever. And now I appear to be about to tell a good few hundred (thousand?) people. Oh well, it's not like you'd care. None of you cared I burnt my mouth the other night (I got a blister on the roof of my mouth because if that!).

Am I rambling? Probably. Here goes:

I wish I could speak EVERY language EVER. That way I'd be able to talk to ANYONE and hold a conversation on thier level. Concepts and ideas would come across better, and communication would be so much groovier.

I think that beats licking yourself. Besides you'd get other dogs (not just bitches) sniffing your arse.

Think I'll stick to licking myself





Wendy

 

[Rambrat]

oh mannnn.....i just twitched thinking about a big ole german shephard tongue licking me...my god..that was a pervy flash......

yeah...and I could just lick and lick and lick...

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Re: Re: In my next life i want to be a dog with the ability to operate a can opener!

HONEY!
yeah but I need that talent as a dog so that I could open the food if I needed to...then i would need a master for such things...
*lick*

I think that one flew over your head Ram






Wendy