Impossible for you not to exist, dear unicorn of a woman

[adamISOeve]

I’ve only been too blind to discover you. Not opening my eyes enough, or posting my personal ads at inopportune times. For I look for no more than a genuinely human being. With only slightly more than a horny longing inside of you.

You see, I need you to need me. And you to yearn for us mutually delighting each other, truly in both directions. For when only one of us feels this way, it won’t work out. So it would be great if the woman I look for feels incomplete without us fondling each other. Not only the usually receptive parts of our bodies, but our souls and our brains as well.

Some people call this “holistic”, and it does not matter how you call it, as long as you feel the same longings I do. And if you do that, dear precious unicorn, be sure to send a kiss to me in private.

 

[adamISOeve]

Bumping this ad today.
Because one eventuality could yield a better outcome than before: exposure to a set of new eyeballs.
Which belong to you, precious woman, who I have not reached yet with my ad.

 

[adamISOeve]

Twice the number of eyeballs made no difference. Am I really offering ice boxes to Inuits?