I'm new, so be gentle. Use plenty of lube!

[#1tankcomander]

After several aggrivating trys I'm on the web. Got there with a little help from my friend. A close friend. I mean close. So fire away and do your best, but remember if I gain a target pattern on you, just be ready for in coming rounds. It may get explosive!

 

[perks]

Welcome to lit.

Believe me, that was pretty witty.

 

[Debbie]

Welcome to lit.

 

[unclej]

welcome and enjoy...and you'd better be from ft. worth or somebody's been lying to you...

 

[Mistress ReNae]

Welcome to Lit ....hope you have a wonderful time.

 

[KillerMuffin]

cowtown . . .
tank commander . . .

Sounds like Kansas to me.


Hello!

 

[just pet]

Glad you finally maneuvered the tank here...
Have fun

 

[TWB]

Welcome

Get a good dictionary before you fire.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[unclej]

killer, killer, killer...everybody knows that ft. worth is cowtown, usa...if there are actually any cows in kansas it's just because we parked a few spares there...

 

[KillerMuffin]

uncle uncle uncle everyone knows where the cowtowns were. Dodge City, Abilene, Wichita, none of these places are in Texas. Ya'll just rounded 'em up and pushed them north into the cowtowns to sell. Then you hoorawed the town while the buyers loaded them on trains.

Texas is not "cowtown" it's "cowcountry."

We got our cows from somplace else. Texas is historically longhorn, bad meat, you know. Herefords, angus, and charolais are better. They come from back east.

 

[unclej]

if he ever comes back to respond i'll betcha a dollar he's from ft. worth..they've got tanks there too...and bob wills can't be wrong...in his song, "miles and miles of texas" he says,

"i rode on into cowtown, the cradle of the west. just ask any cowbowy, he'll tell you it's the best."

by the way, where do i get one of those frogs that sticks it's tongue out...i'm gonna need it soon...

 

[unclej]

and by the way, no fair pm'n him and offering him stuff to fib about where he's from....

 

[riff]

Is someone paying this guy?

Welcome, kind and gentle newbie......

 

[#1tankcomander]

for unclej/killer muffin/twb

unclej- yes i'm from Ft. Worth(originally southside) all my life. killer muffin-Kansas: the northern most part of the great state of TEXAS and has been since colonization of the Louisana Purchase. TWB- spelling is not too much of a strong point of mine, but if you can figure it out U R doin good! For all you ladies and gents tanks a bunch. I hope to have loads of fun! Yeeeha. ON THE WAY! (if your army out there y'all know what this means.)

 

[Arc da Rat]

Welcome to Lit ...

 

[unclej]

na na na na naaa naaa...what? ok... killer, momma says that's not nice...i'm sorry...(still wish i had one of those frogs though)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Welcome to Lit Tank.

Post your naked pictures in single files...

 

[#1tankcomander]

T.H. Oughts

Pardon my ignorance, but where are the single pics?? Besides I'm taken now for 16 short years and loving every minute with my better half. We're exploring new avenues of sexual pleasure and having a great time!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's okay, Unc, I've got a helluva a consolation prize. They're probably going to cut my homestate in half here pretty soon-- they don't get along at all-- and Texas will be the third largest state.

 

[HeyChekMeOut]

Welcome to lit..Enjoy yourself...

 

[kotori]

After several aggrivating trys I'm on the web. Got there with a little help from my friend. A close friend. I mean close. So fire away and do your best, but remember if I gain a target pattern on you, just be ready for in coming rounds. It may get explosive!

Welcome, Tanker--anyone who can come in rounds is okay in my book.

 

[marksgirl]

Well, well, well, now who do we have here? Do you like to play #1? Welcome and let's have some fun!!!

 

[#1tankcomander]

Marks Girl

Well Marks Girl, you have been real inviting. What kinda play you talkin about??? Maybe a little of this ? Gosh this could be a new thread.